meg ✨
@megclark.com
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meg ✨
@megclark.com
· Feb 13
👋 hi, i'm meg! here's the mandatory 'about me' post:
✏️ writer but a tech job pays the bills
🥗 probably shitposting or talking about food, books, midsize/plus fashion or my dog
👵 terminally online™️ aging millennial
🏳️🌈 femme • 50% daria 50% quinn
📍nyc, also often in LA, SF + melbourne
✏️ writer but a tech job pays the bills
🥗 probably shitposting or talking about food, books, midsize/plus fashion or my dog
👵 terminally online™️ aging millennial
🏳️🌈 femme • 50% daria 50% quinn
📍nyc, also often in LA, SF + melbourne
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Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind
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If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
zohran's wife's girlies group chat is popping off so hard tonight i just know it
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
zohran's wife's girlies group chat is popping off so hard tonight i just know it
let's say you live in new york city where it rains about 110 days a year and do not have a raincoat and have been eyeballing a Fancy And Pretty Highly Rated And Reviewed Raincoat for years that usually costs $400 and now is on sale for $275, would this be a worthwhile investment
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
let's say you live in new york city where it rains about 110 days a year and do not have a raincoat and have been eyeballing a Fancy And Pretty Highly Rated And Reviewed Raincoat for years that usually costs $400 and now is on sale for $275, would this be a worthwhile investment
definitely middle aged because i'm excited to get to sleep with my new elbow brace and see if it stops me from waking up 5 times a night with pins and needles from cubital tunnel, which i have i assume due to Sitting Bisexually and being unable to keep myself upright without leaning on an elbow
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
definitely middle aged because i'm excited to get to sleep with my new elbow brace and see if it stops me from waking up 5 times a night with pins and needles from cubital tunnel, which i have i assume due to Sitting Bisexually and being unable to keep myself upright without leaning on an elbow
this is a wild ride
"Freelance journalism in 2025 is an incredibly difficult place to build a career. But, it turns out, it’s a decent enough arena for a scam... a healthy payday if you only need to enter a few words into ChatGPT.
thelocal.to/investigatin...
"Freelance journalism in 2025 is an incredibly difficult place to build a career. But, it turns out, it’s a decent enough arena for a scam... a healthy payday if you only need to enter a few words into ChatGPT.
thelocal.to/investigatin...
Investigating a Possible Scammer in Journalism’s AI Era | The Local
A suspicious pitch from a freelancer led editor Nicholas Hune-Brown to dig into their past work. By the end, four publications, including The Guardian and Dwell, had removed articles from their sites.
thelocal.to
November 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
this is a wild ride
"Freelance journalism in 2025 is an incredibly difficult place to build a career. But, it turns out, it’s a decent enough arena for a scam... a healthy payday if you only need to enter a few words into ChatGPT.
thelocal.to/investigatin...
"Freelance journalism in 2025 is an incredibly difficult place to build a career. But, it turns out, it’s a decent enough arena for a scam... a healthy payday if you only need to enter a few words into ChatGPT.
thelocal.to/investigatin...
reporting my absolutely diabiolical Whistling Neighbor to the karma police
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
reporting my absolutely diabiolical Whistling Neighbor to the karma police
my lawyer said I made the best proof of relationship PowerPoint he’s ever seen for immigration so I would like a round of applause on top of having already gotten an A+ in being a client
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
my lawyer said I made the best proof of relationship PowerPoint he’s ever seen for immigration so I would like a round of applause on top of having already gotten an A+ in being a client
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When will scientists finally invent a large frog for the home
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
When will scientists finally invent a large frog for the home
no plans friday means it's gonna be a Big Cozy Dinner With Days Of Leftovers friday nite. do i wanna make
1) chicken and mushroom pot pie or
2) beef bourguignon
1) chicken and mushroom pot pie or
2) beef bourguignon
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
no plans friday means it's gonna be a Big Cozy Dinner With Days Of Leftovers friday nite. do i wanna make
1) chicken and mushroom pot pie or
2) beef bourguignon
1) chicken and mushroom pot pie or
2) beef bourguignon
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
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BlueSky is a club for 42-year-olds with a stomach ache and no serotonin. I thought we all knew this.
bluesky in november is like if all of a website had seasonal affective disorder
November 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
BlueSky is a club for 42-year-olds with a stomach ache and no serotonin. I thought we all knew this.
when it’s 12:30 and you’re like fuck I should stop reading this book and go to bed but then realize you get a free hour because daylight savings 🤡
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
when it’s 12:30 and you’re like fuck I should stop reading this book and go to bed but then realize you get a free hour because daylight savings 🤡
shout out to my heat for being on. it's so cool when it does that
October 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
shout out to my heat for being on. it's so cool when it does that
a previous tenant of my apartment was named [common male first name] Tinder and every time I accidentally get his old mail I laugh about how many people probably accidentally put his full government name into their phone contacts before a date
October 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
a previous tenant of my apartment was named [common male first name] Tinder and every time I accidentally get his old mail I laugh about how many people probably accidentally put his full government name into their phone contacts before a date
lily allen I just wanna talk it sounds like your 2024 was identical to my 2020-2021
October 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
lily allen I just wanna talk it sounds like your 2024 was identical to my 2020-2021
forgot that an exec from my team is in town today and as such i'm mildly regretting wearing a tulle skirt, mesh tights, western boots and a tshirt emblazoned with a creepy clown and the text I'M TRYING MY BEST on it to the office today
October 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
forgot that an exec from my team is in town today and as such i'm mildly regretting wearing a tulle skirt, mesh tights, western boots and a tshirt emblazoned with a creepy clown and the text I'M TRYING MY BEST on it to the office today
Dissociating! At the subterranean Discount Shoe Warehouse
October 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Dissociating! At the subterranean Discount Shoe Warehouse
overwhelmed with "please please please let the last book of the his dark materials sequel trilogy, out today, be good" anxiety
October 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
overwhelmed with "please please please let the last book of the his dark materials sequel trilogy, out today, be good" anxiety
just overheard a woman on the street who appeared to be around my age remark that she’s never tried Thai food and I just have questions
October 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
just overheard a woman on the street who appeared to be around my age remark that she’s never tried Thai food and I just have questions
[muffled screaming]
Sunset in NYC on Saturday is at 6:00pm. This is the last time that the sun will set after 6:00pm in NYC until March 8th, 2026.
October 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
[muffled screaming]
i wish i just got normal Sunday Scaries instead of the Monday Panic which is when we bolt awake HOURS too early and just lay in bed overwhelmed with anxiety about a to-do list we are not able to do anything about at that hour. great start to the week
October 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
i wish i just got normal Sunday Scaries instead of the Monday Panic which is when we bolt awake HOURS too early and just lay in bed overwhelmed with anxiety about a to-do list we are not able to do anything about at that hour. great start to the week
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thinking about the böys
November 13, 2024 at 4:02 AM
thinking about the böys