Melissa Behrend
@melissabehrend.bsky.social
Yogini, dog mom, writer
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Wrote a short thing about that 5-9 nonsense.
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"Your 9-5 isn't killing your dreams."
Said an asshole
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November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Wrote a short thing about that 5-9 nonsense.
gabinoiglesias.substack.com/p/your-9-5-i...
gabinoiglesias.substack.com/p/your-9-5-i...
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I hope this is a sign…
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I hope this is a sign…
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Maybe you think it’s okay to get in here and insult and berate folks who use AI to make “art,” and I’m here to tell you that you’re right. Good job, everyone. Keep it up. Much love.
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Maybe you think it’s okay to get in here and insult and berate folks who use AI to make “art,” and I’m here to tell you that you’re right. Good job, everyone. Keep it up. Much love.
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Reminder that books make awesome gifts for all holiday events, and they taste sweeter when they’re from indie bookstores. Don’t know what to get? Indie bookstores have gift cards!
November 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Reminder that books make awesome gifts for all holiday events, and they taste sweeter when they’re from indie bookstores. Don’t know what to get? Indie bookstores have gift cards!
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Mamdani knew exactly how Trump would respond to it. It was a brilliant move by @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
He lined it up so well for Trump to praise himself, boost his own ego. Everything Mamdani said was factually correct. He didn't kiss the ring. But Trump gushed over Mamdani every chance he got
He lined it up so well for Trump to praise himself, boost his own ego. Everything Mamdani said was factually correct. He didn't kiss the ring. But Trump gushed over Mamdani every chance he got
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Mamdani knew exactly how Trump would respond to it. It was a brilliant move by @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
He lined it up so well for Trump to praise himself, boost his own ego. Everything Mamdani said was factually correct. He didn't kiss the ring. But Trump gushed over Mamdani every chance he got
He lined it up so well for Trump to praise himself, boost his own ego. Everything Mamdani said was factually correct. He didn't kiss the ring. But Trump gushed over Mamdani every chance he got
The voodoo that you do so well #voodoodoughnuts
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The voodoo that you do so well #voodoodoughnuts
FAFO Home Depot.
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
FAFO Home Depot.
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Not to brag, but we’re pretty confident this is the best sticker on the planet. Get a free "tell your dog i said hi" sticker with every order through December 1st: www.weratedogs.com/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=bf-sale
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Not to brag, but we’re pretty confident this is the best sticker on the planet. Get a free "tell your dog i said hi" sticker with every order through December 1st: www.weratedogs.com/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=bf-sale
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As a horror writer/fan, I love zombie memes that keep coming back from the dead.
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
As a horror writer/fan, I love zombie memes that keep coming back from the dead.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene resigning doesn’t make her a good person. She’s still awful. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene resigning doesn’t make her a good person. She’s still awful. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
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The first independent poll of this election has me tied for first place!
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The first independent poll of this election has me tied for first place!
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I dream of a future in which, amongst other things, we never see or hear from Karoline Leavitt ever again.
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I dream of a future in which, amongst other things, we never see or hear from Karoline Leavitt ever again.
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It’s #FridayReads time! Books make great gifts and are tastier than turkey. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. Here’s a (45% off!) novel full of monsters, friendship, love, magic, revenge, ghosts, storms, syncretism, and maybe a bit of violence…
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www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316...
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It’s #FridayReads time! Books make great gifts and are tastier than turkey. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. Here’s a (45% off!) novel full of monsters, friendship, love, magic, revenge, ghosts, storms, syncretism, and maybe a bit of violence…
www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316...
www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316...
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Statement from Rep. Crockett on Threat at D.C. Office
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Statement from Rep. Crockett on Threat at D.C. Office
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Keep fighting the stupidity. Keep calling them out on their bullshit. And if we get to a better place, there better be some fucking consequences…
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Keep fighting the stupidity. Keep calling them out on their bullshit. And if we get to a better place, there better be some fucking consequences…
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Fuck swastikas. Punch people who wear them. And I’m sure they asked Jewish folks how they feel about them, right? Guess this was the only thing that could follow the whole “14-year old girls are actually women” bullshit.
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Fuck swastikas. Punch people who wear them. And I’m sure they asked Jewish folks how they feel about them, right? Guess this was the only thing that could follow the whole “14-year old girls are actually women” bullshit.
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It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
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Someone made a chart of me every time I get online and read the news.
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Someone made a chart of me every time I get online and read the news.
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Is Piggy referring to his attempted coup on January 6th?
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Is Piggy referring to his attempted coup on January 6th?
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Competition for charity where we slap Mike Johnson and the person who makes his glasses fly the furthest picks a charity to get his salary every month.
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Competition for charity where we slap Mike Johnson and the person who makes his glasses fly the furthest picks a charity to get his salary every month.
If you have a son I hope you've explained to him none of this is acceptable, but quiet piggy is the straw that breaks the camel's back. Let your children know this is not okay.
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
If you have a son I hope you've explained to him none of this is acceptable, but quiet piggy is the straw that breaks the camel's back. Let your children know this is not okay.
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BREAKING NEWS: The House has voted to release the Epstein files, but President Trump states they did not specify which Epstein files. He is therefore releasing all files related to Kevin Epstein, a man who was charged with shoplifting a VHS copy of Ghostbusters from a Cincinnati Blockbuster in 1994.
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
BREAKING NEWS: The House has voted to release the Epstein files, but President Trump states they did not specify which Epstein files. He is therefore releasing all files related to Kevin Epstein, a man who was charged with shoplifting a VHS copy of Ghostbusters from a Cincinnati Blockbuster in 1994.
Made these for Chaos this week and they were a big hit. Pumpkin and apple. Smelled really good. Had to remind myself they were dog treats. @kingarthurbaking.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Made these for Chaos this week and they were a big hit. Pumpkin and apple. Smelled really good. Had to remind myself they were dog treats. @kingarthurbaking.bsky.social