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Any pronouns. Here for the filth and the fandoms. Small time fic writer. Full time queerdo.
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Hello, my name is Left, and the first fanfic I published in this millennium features Nakajima Atsushi's severed leg. archiveofourown.org/works/56734777 #bsd #bungoustraydogs
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Dazai as the uppercase in a skk D/s ship is so implausible unless they're teenagers and he's doing it for all the wrong reasons. I'll read it, and probably enjoy it, but still frown a bit about mischaracterisation
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Maybe frequent vigorous activity involving upper arm muscles in the week after my covid shot wasn't the best idea (shoveling, vacuuming, wall-mounting a tv...)
December 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
🎶 It's the time
Of the see-ee-eason
For nosebleeds 🎶
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Closeup of bag flair for the looky-loos.
December 8, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Being vulnerable by sharing the doompile that is the passenger side of my bed. I don't need a nesting partner, I need a personal assistant (gory details in alt text)
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I was just buying a lighter to feed my addiction to crisp-edged, non-fraying ribbon in my sewing projects, when the cashier asked my age. The brain needed to reboot before I could answer, and then I couldn't stop giggling. I'm in my mid forties. This face has seen a lot of wear and tear.
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
In the waiting room to get vaxxed and a super phlegmy toddler just sat down behind me. RIP
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Stop living with a toxic relative who's driving my kids away
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?

Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Describe your cat's personality with one photo:
#cat
November 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Was having a good morning until I sat down for my therapy appointment and now I'm awash in anxiety.
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Death, success, tgirlcock. Does this mean I'll die and go to heaven??
first three words you see describes your 2026
(➡️⬇️)
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Jfc the migraine is so bad and none of the drugs are helping so I'm equal parts loopy and in severe pain. Gonna try advil even, gut pain be damned
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Way too depressed to be reading Madoka rebellion, but I promised my kid. Now I have a migraine from crying, AND whiplash.
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Toxic workplace + human rights violation = kinda sorta technically retired at 42. And I've only grown more profoundly disabled since then. So.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 AM
My life is ruined, the formulation of my deodorant has been changed slightly and now smells different. And by "different" I mean it's 99.9% the same, but that 0.1% provides the occasional hint of mosquito repellant.
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
HOLY SHIT the baked-in gallery app on my borrowed Chromebook allows reordering and rotating pages of a pdf. Game changer.
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Christmas lights up, before the ground froze solid! All is merry and bright, bitches!!
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Ugh started t again 2 days ago and have reawakened The Hunger
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"Eddie" was so much fun to make that I would totally make myself a sparkle text "pedantic" shirt
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
My god I wish I was high as I watched this. If I ever marry again it had better be to my hamster soulmate, presided over by a chinchilla on The Iron Throne.
Taking Caturday to the next level...
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Jumpscared by reeling in my charging cable from a mess of pillows & blankets and finding a tablet on the end. Brought to you by #thc
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Every month my manga's fan translation is released only for my tablet to be dead. It doesn't matter what I've been using it for or how much, nor when it was last charged. Amazon really doesn't want me reading bootleg #bsd
November 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Reading on-theme this evening. I've always identified with Harold: old and over it, wanting nothing more than a book and some snacks.
November 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Me, telling my xennial friend about Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun: he's basically Moaning Myrtle. I highly appreciate the cultural shorthand that nerds of the same age and ilk share.
October 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I loathe glitter. I will work with it exclusively for cosplay projects. Ruby slippers in my 20s, Belle's ball gown in my 30s, and now Eddie's tee in my 40s. Because it takes a decade to be rid of the shit and forget what a nightmare it was the last time.
October 20, 2025 at 6:59 AM