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Matthew Van Wormer
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Episcopalian-Husband-Girl Dad×3 | He/Him | #ETownProud | Guardians-Cavs-BGSU🟡🟤 07 | #StartWithWhy Nas=🐐 #SABR Member
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If you're dumb, surround yourself with smart people. If you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you.

I think that's a good start for my BlueSky account
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When people are confronted with something shameful they are guilty of, they get aggressive and abusive to try to silence you.
January 28, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Say it with me, Monken...

"Receiver and O-Line in the 1st Round." Repeat it until it sticks.

#Browns
January 28, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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It's certainly a decision to write a piece entirely about bad faith critics
January 28, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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We’re aware.

And an American would have said, “I’m sorry no, that’s unconstitutional and illegal.” And you did not. So sit down, STFU (unless you want to squeal) and take it like a man.
So basically Albert Speer’s defense at Nuremberg.
January 28, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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Every ’80s vampire movie had this twist: the loud, obvious villain, terrible in their own right, wasn’t actually in charge. The real power belonged to some background figure, quieter, colder, and way more evil.

That background figure is Steven Miller.
January 27, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Great day at #Elyria #Rotary with Tim Alcorn in attendance to talk #Cavs!

#LetEmKnow
January 27, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Fuckkkkkkkkkkk

UK loses measles elimination status - If you are anti vaccine, welcome to the early 1900's where children's graves were a common scene, you people have no idea how Measles can destroy lives, it can blind children, cause brain damage, deafness or death.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
UK loses measles elimination status
Decision made after outbreaks in 2024, when there were nearly 3,000 cases in England and Wales.
www.bbc.com
January 26, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Why does #Peacock glitch so much? There are multiple instances where the video is jumpy and skipping. Not the first time this has happened with Peacock broadcasts, and doesn't happen with other streaming services.
January 27, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I take it back. It's freaking #Avengers music. Like right before the post-credits scene.
I never thought I'd miss FanDuel Network commercials. Peacock got me getting ready to join the Spartan Army.

#LetEmKnow #NBAsky
January 27, 2026 at 1:31 AM
1,104th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.

#GuardsBall

@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org
January 27, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I never thought I'd miss FanDuel Network commercials. Peacock got me getting ready to join the Spartan Army.

#LetEmKnow #NBAsky
January 27, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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Alex Pretti was the best of us. He was murdered by the worst of us. May his memory be a blessing.

May his killers face swift justce.
The execution of Alex Pretti is playing so badly because you can look at his actions and life story - his last act was helping, boy scout, athlete, health care worker to veterans - and compare those to the men who killed him and know which you would want to be your son, brother, father, uncle.
January 26, 2026 at 6:27 PM
"Ya know, my tiny hands just can't take the time change while traveling in a big, beautiful plane with every amenity known to man."
President Donald Trump will not be attending Super Bowl LX on Feb. 8 in Santa Clara, Calif., he said in an interview with the New York Post.

“It’s just too far away,” he said.
January 26, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Oof. #Rams
January 26, 2026 at 1:30 AM
A cool night calls for listening to the coolest dude to ever do it, but I won't be peeing my pants.

#MilesDavis #Vinyl
January 26, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I've got @bandofhorses.bsky.social on the Bluetooth player during this #NFCChampionship game. It's an album I don't have on #Vinyl (yet). That's my new rule: If I've got it on vinyl, I play it that way. Otherwise I can Bluetooth it.
January 26, 2026 at 12:59 AM
1,103rd (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.

#GuardsBall

@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org
January 26, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I really should stop being surprised by a country that refused to buy the, less expensive, 1/3 Lb Burger King burger instead of the, more expensive, 1/4 Lb McDonald's burger because they thought that 1/4 Lb was bigger than 1/3 Lb.
January 26, 2026 at 12:18 AM
That catch my Smith-Njigba was insane.
January 26, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Earlier today @peculiarbrain.bsky.social texted me and said "A good song for today..." and he hit the nail on the head. Time for some @nadasurf.bsky.social and Football, and thinking about this song, live, to close their last #Cleveland show.

open.spotify.com/track/1kLfG3...
Blizzard of ' 77
open.spotify.com
January 25, 2026 at 11:46 PM
"Sam Darnold is one win away from the #SuperBowl" should be illegal to say. Damn, that #Seahawks Defense is so good.
January 25, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Elyria here (30 minutes W of CLE). Praise be to my neighbor with his Snowblower. Turned what would have been a 2 hour job into 45 minutes. Will probably get up early to do, hopefully, a quick clear, but we shall see what happens.

#Snowmageddon
I went outside to shovel snow. My sister and brother-in-law had already shoveled twice today. The snow piles were at my shoulders. I missed it while living in NYC, but that is too much snow.
January 25, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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*backs into your car because I wasn't looking*

I can't believe you were doing domestic terrorism right behind me
January 25, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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Greg Bovino is, to paraphrase the great Marisa Kabas, a Gestapo bitch.
Bovino: "When politicians, community leaders, & some journalists engage in that heated rhetoric we keep talking about, when they make the choice to vilify law enforcement calling law enforcement 'Gestapo' or using the term 'kidnapping,' that is a choice & there are actions & consequences."
January 25, 2026 at 8:18 PM
...or he'll be just fine. Who knows?
Stidham might nit make it to the 2nd half.
January 25, 2026 at 8:15 PM