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timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · Aug 21

οὐκ οἶσθα, ἦν δ᾽ ἐγώ, ὅτι τό γε ὡς ἀληθῶς ψεῦδος, εἰ οἷόν τε τοῦτο εἰπεῖν, πάντες θεοί τε καὶ ἄνθρωποι μισοῦσιν; πῶς, ἔφη, λέγεις; οὕτως, ἦν δ᾽ ἐγώ, ὅτι τῷ κυριωτάτῳ που ἑαυτῶν ψεύδεσθαι καὶ περὶ τὰ κυριώτατα οὐδεὶς ἑκὼν ἐθέλει, ἀλλὰ πάντων μάλιστα φοβεῖται ἐκεῖ αὐτὸ κεκτῆσθαι.

a brown horse is running in a field with the words headlikeanorange written below it

ALT: a brown horse is running in a field with the words headlikeanorange written below it

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🍸 roxy. 🔞 @tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · 10d

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timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 15d

What the fuck are you talking about?

🍸 roxy. 🔞 @tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · 15d

jerkin it rn

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🍸 roxy. 🔞 @tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · Sep 12

@miasmajesty.bsky.social

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🍸 roxy. 🔞 @tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · Sep 10

told u i never miss @miasmajesty.bsky.social

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timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · Sep 10

Yeah and you were made in Adobe Photoshop. What’s your point.

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 10

wh-
no?? it's actually because he is a cartoon!

timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · Sep 10

Wow, dude. Didn't know you were a racist. It's cause he's Chinese, ain't it.

timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · Sep 10

Wow, dude. Didn't know you were a racist. It's cause he's Chinese, ain't it.

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 10

DUDE.

timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · Sep 10

No, she’s right.

timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · Sep 10

No, she’s right.

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 10

dude.

🍸 roxy. 🔞 @tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · Sep 10

mulan has more restraint than me cuz if i was in the army w/ shang i woulda sucked him off 4 a promotion just sayin

timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · Sep 10

His name’s Kuririn.

M-E-ENA)( 🔱 @2x3dentkind.bsky.social · Sep 9

this movie boring asf they should just start krillin everyboaty

[ she's watching Up. ]

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🍸 roxy. 🔞 @tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · Sep 10

mulan has more restraint than me cuz if i was in the army w/ shang i woulda sucked him off 4 a promotion just sayin

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𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐚𝐤𝐚 𝐂𝐲𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐫𝐨 @techopped.bsky.social · Sep 4

What if instead of the Wayward Vagabond he was called the Slayward Fagabond.

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timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · Sep 3

I’ll just wash your hair for you.

🍸 roxy. 🔞 @tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · Sep 3

would it be so bad if i just didnt take care of my hair 4 today

timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · Sep 3

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I miss Squarewave. Lil’ dude always knew when to surprise a nigga with a deudly rap battle.

timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · Sep 3

What was that?

🍸 roxy. 🔞 @tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · Sep 3

*mumble mumble* kiss my ass.....

timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · Sep 3

Nigga, it’s 9:30. You doing too much.

timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · Sep 3

Nigga, it’s 9:30. You doing too much.

🍸 roxy. 🔞 @tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · Sep 3

[ > Roxy: Cackle at the top of your lungs while lightning strikes dramatically for effect. ]

[ > A celebratory cackle echoes through the halls of your house, making it obvious that whatever was going on in your lab had gone right. ]

its ALIVE!!!!!!

timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · Sep 2

Hey.

🍸 roxy. 🔞 @tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · Sep 2

if only i had someones arm 2 squeeze

timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · Sep 2

Sonny, I’ve been all over this roadmap. You’d be able to get me with this shit if you were the firstborn, but you’re basically the youngest.

LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 2

LISTEN TO THIS GUY. HE THINKS HE IS REALLY "ABOUT THAT LIFE."
YOU ARE MY SON. I AM LIKE YOUR GODFATHER. EXCEPT SOMETHING MUCH LESS INSIPID AND TERRIBLE.
LIKE "LORDFATHER."
YEEEEEEEEEEEES. FROM NOW ON, I AM YOUR LORDFATHER.

timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · Sep 2

Nobody asked. Go kill that guy, my son.

timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · Sep 2

Nobody asked. Go kill that guy, my son.

LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 2

STRANGELY. IN THAT HE IS VERY SIMILAR TO THE SMALLER PURPLE TROLL. WHO IS A FARCE WIZARD. AND IS ACTUALLY RELATABLE.
I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING HORRIBLE. THAT ISN'T ENTIRELY JUSTIFIED.

timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · Sep 2

Just answer the question, Roxy.

timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · Sep 2

Don’t worry about it.

timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · Sep 2

Want me to kill this guy?

timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · Sep 2

Nah, man. That’s all you. Knock yourself out.

LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · Sep 2

SOMEBODY KILL THAT FISH MAN. I DON'T WANT TO. BUT AGONY CAN BE SPARED IF IT DIES.

timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · Sep 2

Oh, you’re callin’ me a puppetfag, huh.

Still all of them.

DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · Sep 2

i said in a fight

timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · Sep 2

All of them.

timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · Sep 2

From experience? All of them.

timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · Sep 2

All of them.

DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · Sep 2

alright lets have a discussion

what muppets do you think you could take in a fight.

timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · Aug 30

Why else would they be there?

🍸 roxy. 🔞 @tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · Aug 30

@miasmajesty.bsky.social
hey ur not watchin me through cameras right