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Michael B. Grant
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🇯🇲 🇺🇸 Sports/pop culture writer for Awful Announcing and The Comeback. Marathons in Honolulu, Iceland, New Zealand, Portugal, Australia, the Netherlands, Italy. I'm always running from something. He/him
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Got the full Venice Marathon experience with the final 2km through a partially flooded course.

3 Hours, 48 minutes, 9 seconds, third-fastest marathon.
Good night everyone. Enjoy The Watson Twins.
Calling Out
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February 12, 2026 at 3:31 AM
In Solo Mio, Kevin James borrows a page from Adam Sandler: a bad comedy in a beautiful country. While the ending is a surprise, it also strains credulity.
February 12, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Hi. I'm Michael Grant with an important public service announcement. Take down your Christmas wreaths. It's February.
February 11, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Damn
Mom Strong Arms Cashier Into Accepting Expired Coupon
February 11, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Good night everyone. Enjoy Lake Street Dive.
Dude
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February 11, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Bad Bad Hats at Zanzabar in Louisville, KY
February 11, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Damn
GOP Strategist Reminds Legislators There’s No Bad Ideas For Suppressing Black Vote https://theonion.com/gop-strategist-reminds-legislators-there-s-no-bad-ideas-1846449362/
February 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Good night everyone. Enjoy Ben Folds.
Fred Jones, Pt. 2
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February 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Damn
February 8, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Reposted by Michael B. Grant
Which NFL team made the most interesting hire? #NFL
Which NFL team made the most interesting hire?
The Baltimore Ravens made an intriguing move by hiring Chargers defensive coordinator Jesse Minter to replace John Harbaugh as head coach.
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February 8, 2026 at 8:44 PM
When you have Thai food for dinner.
February 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Damn
February 8, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I would also encourage people to see Rachel McAdams in Disobedience.
February 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Rachel McAdams is an underused asset. She is so skilled and can fit so many different roles.
Once again I am urging u to go to see SEND HELP. It is a campy horror film about a woman treated like shit at work who gets to enact revenge on the CEO’s nepo baby failson on a deserted island. We howled with laughter the whole time. A rollicking skewering of the patriarchy. ❤️❤️
February 8, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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An NFL broadcaster whom I (correctly) consider to be one of most annoying is staying in the room next to mine in SF. Walls are paper-thin. He’s constantly singing at the top of his lungs when he’s not doing radio hits.

I may have been hit by a trolley and gone to hell. Who’s to say?
February 8, 2026 at 4:48 PM
When someone leaves a stray shopping cart in the parking lot.
February 7, 2026 at 9:49 PM
This is happening… in America… in 2026.
Measles Isn't 'Just a Childhood Disease' -- And Outbreaks Could Have Lingering Effects
The United States is on track to lose its "elimination status" for measles, and that could be bad for all of us.
www.rollingstone.com
February 7, 2026 at 9:11 PM