Michael Ernewein
@michaelernewein.bsky.social
H is for ‘hurry,’ E is for ‘urgent,’ L is for ‘love me’ and P is for P-P-PLEASE help
He/ Him
He/ Him
“Gimme a glass of water, lemme drop it on the magnets, that’s the end of the magnets” -the duck in the whitehouse 1/5/24
the d3m3ntia trajectory is rly interesting to look back on
the d3m3ntia trajectory is rly interesting to look back on
February 6, 2026 at 2:44 AM
“Gimme a glass of water, lemme drop it on the magnets, that’s the end of the magnets” -the duck in the whitehouse 1/5/24
the d3m3ntia trajectory is rly interesting to look back on
the d3m3ntia trajectory is rly interesting to look back on
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at this point it's like we don't *have* a congress. vestigial-ass branch of government, utterly supine, an embarrassment
Congress could stop this and a lot of other things.
September 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
at this point it's like we don't *have* a congress. vestigial-ass branch of government, utterly supine, an embarrassment
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It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
Ozempic Philip DeFranco can’t hurt me, Ozempic Philip DeFranco can’t hurt me, Ozempic Philip DeFranco can’t hurt me, Ozempic Philip DeFranco can’t hurt me, Ozempic Philip DeFranco can’t hurt me, Ozempic Philip DeFranco can’t hurt me, Ozempic Philip DeFranco can’t hurt me, Ozempic Philip DeFranco ca
September 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Ozempic Philip DeFranco can’t hurt me, Ozempic Philip DeFranco can’t hurt me, Ozempic Philip DeFranco can’t hurt me, Ozempic Philip DeFranco can’t hurt me, Ozempic Philip DeFranco can’t hurt me, Ozempic Philip DeFranco can’t hurt me, Ozempic Philip DeFranco can’t hurt me, Ozempic Philip DeFranco ca
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the amount of benzodiazepine-class drugs that are prescribed to me (none) is out of proportion with the amount of benzodiazepine-class drugs that I believe should be prescribed to me
September 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
the amount of benzodiazepine-class drugs that are prescribed to me (none) is out of proportion with the amount of benzodiazepine-class drugs that I believe should be prescribed to me
A trip to the movie theatre is genuinely more expensive than going to a Broadway show I am in no way exaggerating it is so not worth it anymore
September 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
A trip to the movie theatre is genuinely more expensive than going to a Broadway show I am in no way exaggerating it is so not worth it anymore
So sad to see bitter haters lead miserable lives
September 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
So sad to see bitter haters lead miserable lives
Everyone on the subway is in SPED there’s no other explanation
September 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Everyone on the subway is in SPED there’s no other explanation
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All I'll say is that if you incite hate, be prepared to receive it.
September 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
All I'll say is that if you incite hate, be prepared to receive it.
Controversial =/= evil. This shit is evil. My views on Hawaiian pizza are controversial. This shit is nasty evil disgusting
ICE is using a controversial spy tool to locate smartphones, court records show.
How ICE Is Using Fake Cell Towers To Spy On People’s Phones
ICE is using a controversial spy tool to locate smartphones, court records show.
www.forbes.com
September 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Controversial =/= evil. This shit is evil. My views on Hawaiian pizza are controversial. This shit is nasty evil disgusting
I cannot imagine being red and covered in sweat from the gym and then forcing myself into a middle seat on the train. Like imagine having no respect for ur fellow human. Shoving her shoulders to the back of the seat and shit too, jostling everyone fucking else on the bench.
September 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I cannot imagine being red and covered in sweat from the gym and then forcing myself into a middle seat on the train. Like imagine having no respect for ur fellow human. Shoving her shoulders to the back of the seat and shit too, jostling everyone fucking else on the bench.
Don’t bring ur fucking dog on the subway and make it turn in a fucking circle for a fucking treat I am going to fucking lose it
September 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Don’t bring ur fucking dog on the subway and make it turn in a fucking circle for a fucking treat I am going to fucking lose it
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I keep seeing kids in their late teens and early 20s romanticize the year 2016. “It’s 2016 and you’re listening to this song…”
Guys, nobody liked 2016. Until 2020, it was considered one of the worst years anyone had ever seen. Everyone cool died. It was fucking miserable. Stop it.
Guys, nobody liked 2016. Until 2020, it was considered one of the worst years anyone had ever seen. Everyone cool died. It was fucking miserable. Stop it.
September 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I keep seeing kids in their late teens and early 20s romanticize the year 2016. “It’s 2016 and you’re listening to this song…”
Guys, nobody liked 2016. Until 2020, it was considered one of the worst years anyone had ever seen. Everyone cool died. It was fucking miserable. Stop it.
Guys, nobody liked 2016. Until 2020, it was considered one of the worst years anyone had ever seen. Everyone cool died. It was fucking miserable. Stop it.
My husband’s crocheting a bunch of triangles and won’t tell me WHY
September 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My husband’s crocheting a bunch of triangles and won’t tell me WHY
Listening to f@ ggy drag ‘tomorrow’ before oh Mary starts and I feel so safe and happy
September 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Listening to f@ ggy drag ‘tomorrow’ before oh Mary starts and I feel so safe and happy
Every time I see straight people holding hands and kissing in public I make it my mission to let my face be as loud as possible. Lemme tell u, I did not get gaybashed in my early adulthood to not turn right back around and make yall feel like shit too. Yall r ugly and gross. Go inside to kiss, hets
August 31, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Every time I see straight people holding hands and kissing in public I make it my mission to let my face be as loud as possible. Lemme tell u, I did not get gaybashed in my early adulthood to not turn right back around and make yall feel like shit too. Yall r ugly and gross. Go inside to kiss, hets
I hereby dub the Sonic pickle shake The Shickle
August 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I hereby dub the Sonic pickle shake The Shickle
Every time megatron does anything I out loud go ‘jEEZus chRIST’
August 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Every time megatron does anything I out loud go ‘jEEZus chRIST’
Screaming in 16 year old Shia La boeuf(?)’s face YOURE A SOLDIER NOW is the funniest part of this movie
August 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Screaming in 16 year old Shia La boeuf(?)’s face YOURE A SOLDIER NOW is the funniest part of this movie
The decepticon made out of knives needs to die
August 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
The decepticon made out of knives needs to die
the glasses alsjdieneidnej!!!!!!!!
August 24, 2025 at 5:46 AM
the glasses alsjdieneidnej!!!!!!!!
‘Why are u so sweaty and filthy?’
‘I’m a child’ LMAO
‘I’m a child’ LMAO
August 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
‘Why are u so sweaty and filthy?’
‘I’m a child’ LMAO
‘I’m a child’ LMAO