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palecur.bsky.social
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@palecur.bsky.social
A dangerous servant and a fearful master. Freedom, joy, choice, consequence. Teneo ea quae fūror.

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Avi: picrew https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/447749/ 2k23

dice.camp/@palecur
usual hockey problem of "i can't even see the puck, there's some dudes milling around but nothing's happening"
Never in a million years would you guess what happens in this video
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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While it is by no means enough on its own, the first step towards becoming a public intellectual is realizing you can just say stuff
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
would watch so hard
Give me money and I’ll make Corner Smokes - a Native spinoff of Corner Gas where Davis moves to rez to take over his late aunt’s smokeshop. I’m not saying I’ve written the first episode and show bible, but...
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Not a *character* design, but formative horror aesthetic I saw as a color plate in my parents' 70s-era Encyclopedia Britannica and it changed my brain.
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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あさんぼする犬🐶

Good morning! I'm starting my day with a walk again this morning. I'm looking forward to tomorrow's Macy's Thanksgiving Day event.
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Medical Student Practices Fat Shaming On Cadaver https://theonion.com/medical-student-practices-fat-shaming-on-cadaver/
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
my first thought was "marinara cheesecake" and i feel like i owe mr. lowe an apology
First pie is done! Cranberry-lime:
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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someone the other day tried to tell me that I'm obviously a millionaire

from a bird cartoon
Just saw someone claim that authors who want to be paid for their work are "class traitors" because we "only let the wealthy" read our books, and I think I need to go into the woods to scream into the night for a bit.

It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Before moving to the US I thought TV-MA was some kinda torrenting community that slapped their logo on video rips.
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
sick visual/design in this one lads
Scarlet Nexus (Steam) is $7.43 on Gamebillet buff.ly/vo0Oalf
$8.99 XBL buff.ly/lwbzewS

Deck verified
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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i read this years ago and every time i've repeated it people look at me like i just confessed to the jfk assassination
he believes what now
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Profiles in Courage, the original book JFK didn't really write, is a litany of people who 'courageously' advocated compromise with slavery, or who didn't let slavery get in the way of their other concerns, or who were outright pro-slavery. It's basically full-blown Lost Cause stuff.
lol they gave the JFK Profile in Courage Award to Ford for pardoning Nixon and to Yoon for being nice to Japan. As washed as the original book, which praised Taft not wanting trials for the Nazis because it was “courageous.”
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
love it when two niche accounts have a crossover, in this case with @ngescreenshot.bsky.social
Minidisc was arguably the most stylish piece of personal tech ever created.
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Ubisoft, face covered in bruises, once again extends leg confidently towards end of rake:

aftermath.site/ubisoft-ai-tea...
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Thanksgiving edition generously adds

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Your food choices suck!
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into the mix.
Bluesky feed is like

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cute kitty!
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November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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everyone: please help us the economy is broken

republicans: fuck u i hope u do die

democrats: to enhance the safety of all women we have made 3 new types of adult content illegal to sell
“Stella why do you put up with x or y” what would you like me to do man. I was unemployed for 18 of the last 36 months. Jobs don’t exist anymore. We take what we can get now, warts and all.
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Some well-founded warnings about the use of LLMs in medicine:
LLMs for Medical Practice: Look Out
www.science.org
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
absolutely love this. a model of how to write credits.
Demonschool's credits show rest of games industry how it's done

aftermath.site/demonschool-...
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I thought Black Youtube reactors not knowing the Bee Gees were white was funny and cute, but that is nothing to seeing them learn that House of Pain are white too
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Lots of people are calling out the fact that X is filled with fake MAGA influencers from far away countries, but I wanted to point out that this, not "ideological censorship," is why companies have trust & safety teams that work on stopping inauthentic behavior.
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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every now and then I remember the guy who "translated" Hafez and get so incredulous I have to tell SOMEONE
Fake Hafez: How a supreme Persian poet of love was erased
That so many of the poems attributed to Hafez are fake reveals a Western appropriation of Muslim spirituality.
www.aljazeera.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I wouldn't even dignify this with "NIMBY." "Extracting from the sun" is more like something a 13-yr-old would write in their first diary, with all the i's dotted with hearts, after hanging out on tumblr for a couple of weeks and deciding they were a "leftist."
Anti-solar NIMBYs aren't beating the accusations of being pretty dim bulbs. "Extracting from the sky" is a good one
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I think if Michael Porter Jr. wants to prove himself against WNBA players he should know there is no rule in the WNBA against kicking players in the dick
Angel McCoughtry goes off on Michael Porter Jr.

She says NBA players load-manage for headaches, while WNBA players deserve credit for being able to drop 40 on their period, come back to play after pregnancy, and still hoop while having a husband and kids at home.
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I was a lifelong opponent of trigger warnings. Then I read Ryan Lizza's most recent Substack post.
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM