Middlerage
@middlerage.bsky.social
Not a cat. Wannabe comedian. Author of some books. No you have not heard of any of them.
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If Trump refers to Mar a Lago as the "Winter White House", why is he there all the fucking time???
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If Trump refers to Mar a Lago as the "Winter White House", why is he there all the fucking time???
The GOP will no longer refer to Black Friday as Black, too DEI. It's White Friday now.
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The GOP will no longer refer to Black Friday as Black, too DEI. It's White Friday now.
AND YOUR CANKLES 🤡
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
AND YOUR CANKLES 🤡
MAGA is making a pretty good case for Mark Kelly to lead the Liberal Patriots during the upcoming Civil War!
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
MAGA is making a pretty good case for Mark Kelly to lead the Liberal Patriots during the upcoming Civil War!
Made some updates.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Made some updates.
The fucking White House turkeys get better treatment than ICE detainees.
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The fucking White House turkeys get better treatment than ICE detainees.
White Christian Nationalism is not a religion! Nice try.
Trump: "We have more people praying. The churches are coming back. I don't know if you've been reading that story but religion is coming back to America."
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
White Christian Nationalism is not a religion! Nice try.
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Honestly the best Health Plan the GOP could offer is getting rid of Trump & his cabinet of incompetence.
The decrease in stress & blood pressure alone would do wonders for millions!
The decrease in stress & blood pressure alone would do wonders for millions!
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Honestly the best Health Plan the GOP could offer is getting rid of Trump & his cabinet of incompetence.
The decrease in stress & blood pressure alone would do wonders for millions!
The decrease in stress & blood pressure alone would do wonders for millions!
How much money did the turkeys donate to Trump’s ballroom???
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
How much money did the turkeys donate to Trump’s ballroom???
Trump also doesn’t have control of his bowels 🫠
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Trump also doesn’t have control of his bowels 🫠
😮💨😮💨😮💨
Will Trump help Americans?
NO
Will Trump help people convicted of Treason?
OF COURSE
See January 6th
Will Trump help Americans?
NO
Will Trump help people convicted of Treason?
OF COURSE
See January 6th
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
😮💨😮💨😮💨
Will Trump help Americans?
NO
Will Trump help people convicted of Treason?
OF COURSE
See January 6th
Will Trump help Americans?
NO
Will Trump help people convicted of Treason?
OF COURSE
See January 6th
And of course…
THE TRUTH
THE TRUTH
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
And of course…
THE TRUTH
THE TRUTH
Honestly the best Health Plan the GOP could offer is getting rid of Trump & his cabinet of incompetence.
The decrease in stress & blood pressure alone would do wonders for millions!
The decrease in stress & blood pressure alone would do wonders for millions!
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Honestly the best Health Plan the GOP could offer is getting rid of Trump & his cabinet of incompetence.
The decrease in stress & blood pressure alone would do wonders for millions!
The decrease in stress & blood pressure alone would do wonders for millions!
Interesting how Trump always claims how much he loves the military, but he attacks members of it with no hesitation whatsoever.
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Interesting how Trump always claims how much he loves the military, but he attacks members of it with no hesitation whatsoever.
Guess this finally explains your face color. 🫠
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Guess this finally explains your face color. 🫠
Do you have to line up at the White House on Black Friday to get your copy of the Epstein Files, or????
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Do you have to line up at the White House on Black Friday to get your copy of the Epstein Files, or????
Sean Duffy says no more PJs & Slippers at the airport because the peons should dress with RESPECT. 🙄
Curious if inflatable costumes are okay???
Curious if inflatable costumes are okay???
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Sean Duffy says no more PJs & Slippers at the airport because the peons should dress with RESPECT. 🙄
Curious if inflatable costumes are okay???
Curious if inflatable costumes are okay???
When can we do something about the unlawful appointment of Donald Trump???
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
When can we do something about the unlawful appointment of Donald Trump???
In honor of James Comey & Letitia James' cases being thrown out!
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
In honor of James Comey & Letitia James' cases being thrown out!
WTAF is this????
Do you get a free cokehead with every purchase?
Do you get a free cokehead with every purchase?
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
WTAF is this????
Do you get a free cokehead with every purchase?
Do you get a free cokehead with every purchase?
No one wants to be in the GOP anymore! Poor Trumpy
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
No one wants to be in the GOP anymore! Poor Trumpy
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Working on my Holiday Season cross-stitch 😬
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Working on my Holiday Season cross-stitch 😬
Except for his face makeup
NOTHING will ever make that make sense!
NOTHING will ever make that make sense!
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Except for his face makeup
NOTHING will ever make that make sense!
NOTHING will ever make that make sense!
Ironic this Thanksgiving week, no?
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Ironic this Thanksgiving week, no?
I read ONE chili post, barely & now I'm on the chili algorithm.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I read ONE chili post, barely & now I'm on the chili algorithm.