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MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡

@midfi.bsky.social

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I took way too many Be Funny classes to be exclusively at fault (orang cat is Lucky)

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MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡ @midfi.bsky.social · 8h

oh god it used to be monday

MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡ @midfi.bsky.social · 8h

finally giving hockey a run for its money

MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡ @midfi.bsky.social · 8h

should to inning 20 thee survive
thou invoketh the Crimson Tithe

MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡ @midfi.bsky.social · 8h

maybe they forgot how to end it so everyone is just winging it until they can come up with a convincing cover story

MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡ @midfi.bsky.social · 8h

baseball 2 or baseballball

MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡ @midfi.bsky.social · 8h

five by five

MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡ @midfi.bsky.social · 8h

I thought it was 21 in LA now

what have you done

MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡ @midfi.bsky.social · 8h

as long as no one wins, everyone is corlosing

MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡ @midfi.bsky.social · 8h

shit i forgot how spells work

MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡ @midfi.bsky.social · 8h

SO MOTE IT BE

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MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡ @midfi.bsky.social · 8h

fine I'll cast a spell to end the game for you but you all owe me 1 favour

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MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡ @midfi.bsky.social · 8h

this is real but going into a cramped trader joes is a horrendous education

one time I went to one in New York that was one contiguous line through a labyrinth of stuff and I yearned for the aimless meandering patrons in the spread-weird layout

MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡ @midfi.bsky.social · 10h

no women in the office today so everybody was a little extra gross

men are disgusting so I spent the evening baking way too much to get the stink off me

MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡ @midfi.bsky.social · 20h

idk it's kinda poetic to be multidimensionally gross, like an oak-aged fart

MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡ @midfi.bsky.social · 1d

this week's schmear is a cinnamon maple bacon cream cheese, I am less confident in this but if we never try, we'll never learn the obvious

MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡ @midfi.bsky.social · 1d

tonight's bread is an evolution of my christmas spice milk and honey loaf, baked light, with maple syrup

it worked out lovely

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MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡ @midfi.bsky.social · 1d

I have to believe Worf tried it

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MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡ @midfi.bsky.social · 2d

bunch of weird shit seems to be happening around me lately

I can hang if it gets good weird but mostly it's the splatter pattern of other people's drama, I'm just vibin

MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡ @midfi.bsky.social · 2d

get one that's impossible to describe like the cool s, nobody knows what those are supposed to be called

MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡ @midfi.bsky.social · 2d

I wonder if consoles need to wait a bit for graphics cards and such to catch up and get smaller, more efficient, etc. Seems like diminishing returns at the moment.

(but I prefer smaller, artsier games and the Steam Deck is the best out now, for me)

MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡ @midfi.bsky.social · 2d

feels like sneakily building troop deployments for a war in venezuela in the middle of what might wind up being a cat 5 hurricane is not the cutting edge of military logistics but what do I know

MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡ @midfi.bsky.social · 3d

blew right by impolite to downright rude, love to see it

MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡ @midfi.bsky.social · 3d

could just loop back around to the 60s and print out all our cat memes on blotter paper

MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡ @midfi.bsky.social · 3d

those should be traded between trusted friends and vetted confidants like narcotics

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MIDOLFUS ORLANDEAU ⚡ @midfi.bsky.social · 4d

that's sad but also kind of awesome to never trap me trawling snoopishly through the bowels of tv tropes ever again