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I took way too many Be Funny classes to be exclusively at fault

(orang cat is Lucky)
the concept of banging seven billion people simultaneously unlocked a deeply repressed slut impulse like a strike-slip fault

or maybe it was a thrust fault oh gggosd
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
happy birthday Annie Edison, canonically 35
December 20, 2025 at 5:50 AM
just changed my name to Theodore Damascus Twister, or for short, T. D. Tw oh goddammit
December 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
something feels twisty, is there a twist coming
December 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
forgot to check in 2020, did all the horny nerds make halloween zoom hookup calls named "spooky action at a distance" or was that another dropped ball
December 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I thought Reagan died in the 90s, did I slip timestreams again
December 18, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I'm so mad at my sore throat, I hope it feels self-conscious and goes away tomorrow

even did a COVID test and, as usual, big thick mighty red check line, white as the driven snow test line, undefeated COVID test failer
December 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
everything I write with the gravitas of the last charred scrap of human ingenuity surviving the burgeoning apocalypse
d'you think paul bunyan was a grower not a shower or was he out there swingin a treenis
December 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
d'you think paul bunyan was a grower not a shower or was he out there swingin a treenis
December 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
this is me responding to the current administration and I do support people doing it but maybe there should be a pall of shame around being a content creator

like maybe it should rank slightly under tabloid journalism in the stack of stuff you wouldn't freely admit to instead of running government
December 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I had a nice run of really bonkers dreams but it's been a bit quiet the last couple nights

maybe I need to load up my brain with a bunch of kooky shit so it has to freak out and make weird movies to cope
December 16, 2025 at 5:20 AM
SHAW
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 was on sale and I saw a lot of people getting very salty about it not winning RPG of the year so I figured I'd try it

Now granted I'm not super-gripped and it'd be silly to make any determination so early but I'm developing an awful lot of opinions about certain folks
December 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Erika Kirk looks like she is constantly watching her kids' black friends use their pool
December 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
oof

queue: a line u stand in
cue: a trigger, when u c it u [e]xecute
que: what
December 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
sometimes I think about how much more cooked I'd be if I watched up on the tiktok and then I remember a lot of people do and I have a quiet terrifying mental conflict
December 14, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I makea da pizza
(spinach sourdough)
December 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
one day you get your last letter and you probably don't even notice for a while
December 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
saw an awful lot of irate gamers arguing E33 didn't deserve best art direction up against Hades 2 and Silksong, and while I agree those are absolutely gorgeous, there's so much art history and textual references to everything, I am flummox
December 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
the absolute style of dropping DLC right after you sweep the awards
December 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I don't wanna be mean but I feel like 50 is not too young to die, it's younger than anyone might like but that seems about when gnarly stuff starts happening
December 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
maybe opinions and beliefs shouldn't be protected speech

maybe you should have to allow 1 smack for sharing them in public
December 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
the best part is you can't say I don't have a beautiful soul, buried underneath the decades of muck and tarnish from a life thoroughly (if not well) lived
my half onion-gravy-meatball-pasty half-chili-cheese-dog pizza is really giving this week's woes the business

I am fortified against the sads with vim, vigor, and an occasional fart that could lay out a Clydesdale
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
my half onion-gravy-meatball-pasty half-chili-cheese-dog pizza is really giving this week's woes the business

I am fortified against the sads with vim, vigor, and an occasional fart that could lay out a Clydesdale
December 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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if you are an artist your compatriots are the people that make food and the people that make porno
Saw someone saying you shouldn't interact with NSFW accounts online if your account isn't also purely NSFW and FUCK THAT BULLSHIT.

They can adjust their settings to avoid nudes and porn. You do whatever the fuck you want to do you freaks 😘💙
December 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM