Lt Colonel Chumpfuckery
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Lt Colonel Chumpfuckery
@mightycw.bsky.social
millennial dad. professional bus guy.
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man, can't believe trump has already been president for [checks watch] aww fuck. shit, fuck.
stancil and the yimbys are fighting over whether there is a nationwide housing crisis and this is such a stupid argument. Shut up, all of you.
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
a while back the wife and i did thanksgiving by ourselves for a few years and we substituted deep fried Cornish hens or buttermilk marinated roasted chicken. Absolutely delightful.
Turkey is a subpar bird, and every Thanksgiving, well-meaning people spend days and thousands of dollars trying to make their beloved feast centerpiece taste as good as mediocre chicken
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
i need to read more and scroll this stupid website less
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
guys it's friday, don't overthink the trump/mamdani thing just accept that it's funny
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
without wading into the consumer preferences vs subsidies debate going on here, just speaking for myself, the cross-pressures between urban and suburban amenities are real even for people who prefer the former, especially with kids
I think the subsidies are bad – they externalize the very real costs of suburban living. They distort housing preferences. They reduce density, reduce climate resilience. There’s a lot more room for urbanism, mid-rise housing, walkability. But underneath all of that: most people do want a house.
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
i bought Pedro Pascal's Last of Us jacket in a desperate attempt to seem more cool and folk's... i think it worked
November 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
people from the mountain west when prolific social media commentators start asserting that only big superstar cities have a housing crisis
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
babby has reached the stage of development where his favorite activity is sproinging the doorstop
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
my contribution from this discussion is that i listened to Wickham's The Inheritance of Rome on audio book last summer mostly on long bike rides and it's both a fantastic volume of history and a terrible audio book for long bike rides
This is........contentious. Like, yes, there is absolutely a lot of continuity between the Roman Empire and the "Barbarian" successor states but that period of fragmentation was explicitly due to the Roman state losing its monopoly on violence and acceding to Foederati demands under duress.
The Visigoths for instance did not really /conquer/ half of Gaul and Iberia, they were /given it/ in a grant, and over time casually increased their domains with the all but explicit permission of the emperors. Rome did not fall, it privatised itself.
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Elevation profiles can be misleading but i think this captures the absolute bastard of a climb I rode today
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
i am a lifetime Windows user who used to do tech support and is generally capable of troubleshooting minor problems, but put baby in front of my keyboard and within 10 seconds he will have activated some arcane shortcut that instantly renders my entire workstation unusable until I reboot, every time
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
people will be like "i made this cool program that gives you good stock advice and bakes cookies" and then post a link to github like I'm supposed to know what the fuck to do with that
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I think reasonable people can disagree over whether the shorter-term harm of Rs killing the filibuster under Trump is worse than the long-term harm of nobody killing it, but the real problem is that I simply don't believe Ds will do it in ideal circumstances.
people are being very flip about the possible harms of getting rid of the filibuster *right now* in a way that imo undermines the core case that the Republic is in special peril. it's clearly all downside until 2027 even if you grant electoral backlash! Dems can't have a trifecta until 2029!
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
this mf has never done a hard leg day in his life
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
the baby yearns to be swole
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Reposted by Lt Colonel Chumpfuckery
it's pretty funny that the social app for people to yell about liberal cultural war flashpoints does exist, but it's Threads, which despite being orders of magnitude more popular than this site is practically invisible to the twitterati.
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
as much as I share in the irritation over Democratic senators capitulating on the shutdown, I don't think the people warning that voters will remember their complicity in the midterms have nearly enough contempt for the median American voter
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Reposted by Lt Colonel Chumpfuckery
there will be a time when democrats regain the senate and have a chance to kill the filibuster, and they wont. It just won't happen. This counts as dooming in some corners but it's just true and we all know it.
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Men will literally go to therapy instead of riding 40 miles with 2100 vert on a crisp autumn afternoon
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
bought a flannel. Might become a flannel guy this season. @murderxbryan.bsky.social is this a thing
November 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
real ones know
November 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I've been incorporating reverse lunges into my workout routine and i feel they've been amazing for knee stabilizer imbalances. They fucking suck and i hate doing them. 10/10
November 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I added the comedy song "I Own a Car" by Ninja Sex Party to the four years old's playlist and it's his favorite song now
November 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM