Mike Pielocik
@mikepie.bsky.social
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TV writer (Have I Got News For You, Late Show, Tonight Show, Desus & Mero, Nightly Show, Smart Pipe, Sex House, ONN). CEO Jukt Micronics
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"I'm not going to be lectured about political violence by the party of january 6th" is a short sentence anyone can use. just a li'l #handytip from your pal mike p
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we are just smol beans 🥺🥺🥺 pwease be patient while we figure out why our copyright violating machine keeps violating copyrights
gabriel, an openai employee, tweeting "we are working hard on fixing unnecessary content violations on sora 2!! bear with us, we are a small team!"
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Haven't you heard?! John Hodgman & Akilah Hughes join us on a new episode TONIGHT at 9 pm ET/PT on @cnn.com!
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supposed news outlets writing "AI actress" like we have all collectively agreed to have the same lead poisoning
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Tilly Norwood has been fired from Build A Bear The Movie after a fight with A.I. director Gerb Michael Johndave
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This whole section really.
Finally: AI cannot do your job, but an AI salesman can 100% convince your boss to fire you and replace you with an AI that can't do your job, and when the bubble bursts, the money-hemorrhaging "foundation models" will be shut off and we'll lose the AI that can't do your job, and you will be long gone, retrained or retired or "discouraged" and out of the labor market, and no one will do your job.
AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations:
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Crazy thing to type - SEX HOUSE in theaters nationwide October 2nd, apparently!
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In the last few days, we've assembled independent theatres in LA, New York, San Francisco, Minneapolis and Chicago to air this thing.

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile will be in theatres on October 2nd after all, followed by the first theatrical screening of Sex House. It is going to be fun as hell.
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keep calling the new paul thomas anderson movie "If It's Not One Thing It's Another"
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i have to say, as a trans journalist who has covered the "trans debate" for about a decade now, there is no daylight between how the trump administration and conservatives lie about tylenol and autism and how they've lied about youth trans care.
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I was fired from my gig as a primary and middle school drama director on Monday.

We live in frightening times.

Take care of each other, and reach out to me if you want to talk 🧡
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Counterpoint: they are allowed to do that.
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Trump:

"When you have a network, and you have evening shows, and all they do is hit Trump... They're not allowed to do that."
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Legit unsettling and Langella unreal in this
Rotten tomatoes score for The Box - 42%. Popcornmeter - 24%
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I think Kash Patel is tough and cool
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In addition to being one of the foxes of all film history, Robert Redford made one of my favorite movies, QUIZ SHOW which I think is very underrated. Watch it today and then watch something he is hunky in. Perhaps three days of the condor
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Wishing everyone on Bluesky
A children’s board book that says “happy day to all my baby friends :-)”
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a good name for a christmas themed drag queen would be "Girl Ives"
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we taped our first episode of the season tonight and it was super fun, proud to work on this show and very much appreciate this reflection from the always thoughtful and funny Michael Ian Black
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I think shows like ours, Last Week Tonight, The Daily Show, and others let people know they’re not crazy. The world is fucking crazy, and getting crazier. When we can laugh together, we’re demonstrating that there’s joy in resisting this shit. michaelianblack.substack.com/p/have-i-got...
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Jasmine Crockett and I are engaged
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this would be a good couples halloween costume
colin farrell and brendan gleeson in The Banshees of Inisherin
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I actually won the Powerball but I turned it down #hustlemode #riseandgrind #moneymindset