MikeTalonNYC
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MikeTalonNYC
@miketalonnyc.bsky.social
Professional Nerd - have been known to do security things. Partly Cloudy. Work from home astronaut. Posts are my own and don't represent anyone but me (and that's probably a good thing).
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Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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📸 Angel Li
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Operation "Deflect that latest Epstein crap" is underway, I see.
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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I come here for the friendly staff.

📸 Peter Yuen
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Guarding the shipment.

📸 George Ho
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The dogs - and a cat - were good again this week!
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Egg seller.

📸 Tracy Seeh
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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This is Archie. He's deaf and doesn't hear when his humans get home. Luckily, his little brother Frankie lets him know with a gentle nudge to make sure he doesn't miss the moment. 14/10 for both (TT: melissamilne)
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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“Surprise Thursday walkies from your pal Darby? You know it!” 🧵
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Mom is out of town & dad is not an acceptable substitute
November 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
And Texas too, right?

RIGHT?!
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Scientists Confirm Aurora Borealis Will Be Visible On Google Images Tonight https://theonion.com/scientists-confirm-aurora-borealis-will-be-visible-on-google-images-tonight/
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Really selling it!

(Cat posing with a copy of the 'HK Saving Cat And Dog Association' Calendar.)
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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❤️ I LOVE THIS! Kudos to Checkout⋅com, which received a ransom demand from the ShinyHunters hacking group 👏

Not only did Checkout's CTO Mariano Albera say "sorry"how refreshing, a hacked company that actually apologises! - but it is also refusing to pay the ransom to the hackers and *instead*... 1/2
November 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Keeping details of one of the most horrific pedophiles out of public view - they're totally ok with that, though.
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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This is Rudy. He carried out the perfect heist by remembering the four S's: sleep, sneak, steal, skedaddle. 14/10 (TT: rudyrudyroo)
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Americans Demand New Form Of Media To Bridge Entertainment Gap While Looking From Laptop To Phone https://theonion.com/americans-demand-new-form-of-media-to-bridge-entertainm-1819576756/
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Your snack choices will now be judged, hooman.
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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I’m not the one, son.
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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This is Pancho and Lupe. Some siblings have the same nose or ears. Pancho and Lupe have the same side eye. 13/10 for both (IG: panchocorgi)
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Trump’s White House Renovations By The Numbers https://theonion.com/trumps-white-house-renovations-by-the-numbers/
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM