clown princess mimpy
@mimp.bsky.social
you can cast me with ancient tomb mana
she/her it/its
she/her it/its
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IRL YTP
The NBC audio messed up and Mevis sounded like Boomhauer for a little bit.
January 19, 2026 at 3:21 AM
IRL YTP
Bridget from Below
January 15, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Bridget from Below
i look like this
January 15, 2026 at 10:54 AM
i look like this
mods are asleep post wurm
January 13, 2026 at 8:49 AM
mods are asleep post wurm
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enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!
January 9, 2026 at 7:23 AM
enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!
pours myself a glass of milk so the audience knows theres something wrong with me
January 6, 2026 at 9:04 AM
pours myself a glass of milk so the audience knows theres something wrong with me
i hold dearly in my heart the belief that there was a period in jace and vraska's relationship where he did not know either of them were transgender since he had amnesia and had never seen another man or woman naked and just assumed they were all like that
January 6, 2026 at 3:58 AM
i hold dearly in my heart the belief that there was a period in jace and vraska's relationship where he did not know either of them were transgender since he had amnesia and had never seen another man or woman naked and just assumed they were all like that
my body is a machine that turns stimulants into custom magic card designs
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
my body is a machine that turns stimulants into custom magic card designs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbFk...
listen to Hourglass EP it's really good
listen to Hourglass EP it's really good
January 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbFk...
listen to Hourglass EP it's really good
listen to Hourglass EP it's really good
i tap for two black mana to cast bitterblossom then i kiss a beautiful woman and i end my turn
January 1, 2026 at 10:56 AM
i tap for two black mana to cast bitterblossom then i kiss a beautiful woman and i end my turn
2026 THE YEAR OF THE SEA SNIDD
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 AM
2026 THE YEAR OF THE SEA SNIDD
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
December 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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in hindsight, this one was a little too birder-specific to make it into the New Yorker
December 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
in hindsight, this one was a little too birder-specific to make it into the New Yorker
my cards belong in my graveyard and your life total belongs in the 0
December 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
my cards belong in my graveyard and your life total belongs in the 0
what if i just started posting some of the hellsy custom cards i make on here
December 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
what if i just started posting some of the hellsy custom cards i make on here
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If like me you have the "Sexually suggestive (Cartoon)" hiding stuff even tho you have all the adult content enabled, just know that you can turn it off by going on the moderation's account, which is a weird way to do it but ok
November 9, 2024 at 3:10 PM
If like me you have the "Sexually suggestive (Cartoon)" hiding stuff even tho you have all the adult content enabled, just know that you can turn it off by going on the moderation's account, which is a weird way to do it but ok
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i was born to have my mind warped by contact with an eldritch otherworldly entity and gleefully beckon humanity to embrace its insidious will. but instead we're in the timeline where i'm a cashier
December 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
i was born to have my mind warped by contact with an eldritch otherworldly entity and gleefully beckon humanity to embrace its insidious will. but instead we're in the timeline where i'm a cashier
very difficult to understand the motive behind chastity fetish scenarios. you contrived a whole scenario to get to wear that thing why are you always asking to take it off
December 15, 2025 at 11:41 AM
very difficult to understand the motive behind chastity fetish scenarios. you contrived a whole scenario to get to wear that thing why are you always asking to take it off
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