Brian Misakian
@misakattack.bsky.social
Editor of 𝓬𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓶𝓪 / Writer of 𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓼𝓱 / Hater of the film War Horse since 2011
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Brian Misakian
@misakattack.bsky.social
· Dec 23
Geralt from The Witcher 3 investigating the skeletons from I Think You Should Leave: hmm… these skeletons use their bones as a form of currency. Same with the worms. They pull their victim’s hair up… but not out. Curious.
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the last main game in the series had you burning down then robbing monasteries every chance you got
March 22, 2025 at 10:19 AM
the last main game in the series had you burning down then robbing monasteries every chance you got
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every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now
March 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now
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The lost art of DVD menu transitions.
March 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The lost art of DVD menu transitions.
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nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario
March 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario
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blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
March 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
I can’t spend too much time on here because it’s only a matter of time before I start posting like I’m on 2017 Resistance Twitter™️. I need Film Twitter on BlueSky ASAP (or I need the algorithm to bring it to me)
March 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I can’t spend too much time on here because it’s only a matter of time before I start posting like I’m on 2017 Resistance Twitter™️. I need Film Twitter on BlueSky ASAP (or I need the algorithm to bring it to me)
Everything is so fucking bleak, man…
STORY: Warner Bros. Games is shutting down three studios, including Monolith Productions, and cancelling the Wonder Woman game. "The quality of too many of our new releases has really missed the mark."
Employees blame the weak slate on former president David Haddad www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Employees blame the weak slate on former president David Haddad www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Warner Bros. Shuts Three Video-Game Studios in Restructuring
Warner Bros. Discovery Inc. is closing three video-game studios and halting work on a highly anticipated Wonder Woman title in a bid to boost the profitability of its interactive entertainment busines...
www.bloomberg.com
February 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Everything is so fucking bleak, man…
I’m stoked for Andor Season 2 but oof, that trailer is rough. Just a complete lack of confidence from Disney’s marketing department. My thoughts and prayers are with the trailer editor at this time
a man in a suit is sitting at a table with the word stinky written on it
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting at a table with the word stinky written on it
media.tenor.com
February 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I’m stoked for Andor Season 2 but oof, that trailer is rough. Just a complete lack of confidence from Disney’s marketing department. My thoughts and prayers are with the trailer editor at this time
Finally upgraded my phone. I’m gonna scroll so much on this fucker.
February 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Finally upgraded my phone. I’m gonna scroll so much on this fucker.
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The deck of the Titanic is starting to tilt and the band is warming up
January 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The deck of the Titanic is starting to tilt and the band is warming up
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Man, you can really hear that hard-R in "DEI" when he says it, huh?
January 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Man, you can really hear that hard-R in "DEI" when he says it, huh?
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The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
February 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
God, I hope corporate assassins are real. They got quite the job ahead of them
February 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
God, I hope corporate assassins are real. They got quite the job ahead of them
I can understand why people like streamers. What I don’t get are reaction videos to streamers. That’s not content, it’s just a waste of precious internet gigabytes. It’s like drinking someone’s piss and then pissing that into a cup and saying “check out this cool drink I made”
January 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I can understand why people like streamers. What I don’t get are reaction videos to streamers. That’s not content, it’s just a waste of precious internet gigabytes. It’s like drinking someone’s piss and then pissing that into a cup and saying “check out this cool drink I made”
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In 6 yrs we will see movies about how being ICE agents made the ICE agents so sad.
January 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
In 6 yrs we will see movies about how being ICE agents made the ICE agents so sad.
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Game studio announcements be like, “We laid off all your favourite devs! But don’t worry, all the people actually responsible for the horrible decision-making that led to this massive failure are staying on :) and they will still be driving their new Porsches :) all is well!!!!!”
January 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Game studio announcements be like, “We laid off all your favourite devs! But don’t worry, all the people actually responsible for the horrible decision-making that led to this massive failure are staying on :) and they will still be driving their new Porsches :) all is well!!!!!”
I will always read Se7en as “Sesevenen”
January 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I will always read Se7en as “Sesevenen”
Becoming a real capocuoco with The Sopranos Family Cookbook. I cooka da pasta, I cooka da clams, I cooka da minestra, my wife says I cook chicken better than her. Who’da thunk?
Word to the wise, my friend: get your hands on this cookbook
Word to the wise, my friend: get your hands on this cookbook
January 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Becoming a real capocuoco with The Sopranos Family Cookbook. I cooka da pasta, I cooka da clams, I cooka da minestra, my wife says I cook chicken better than her. Who’da thunk?
Word to the wise, my friend: get your hands on this cookbook
Word to the wise, my friend: get your hands on this cookbook
Frothing at the mouth for Kingdom Come Deliverance 2. Relying on that to keep me somewhat sane for a bit. One nice thing about 2025 is that it’s gonna be a great year for games
January 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Frothing at the mouth for Kingdom Come Deliverance 2. Relying on that to keep me somewhat sane for a bit. One nice thing about 2025 is that it’s gonna be a great year for games
A day and a half later and I have failed!!!!!
Now that we’re on Trump term #2, I’m not doing the doomscrolling again. I’m not gonna drown myself in resistance lib shit again. It’s gonna be family, friends, movies, and vidya games from now on. Maybe be a workaholic for a lil bit, we will see.
January 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
A day and a half later and I have failed!!!!!
How am I supposed to act normal when nazis run the country, the film industry is in shambles, everything costs too much (and getting more expensive every day), and I’m surrounded by fire?
January 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
How am I supposed to act normal when nazis run the country, the film industry is in shambles, everything costs too much (and getting more expensive every day), and I’m surrounded by fire?
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this is so fucking funny man i cannot believe conservatives are even alive
January 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
this is so fucking funny man i cannot believe conservatives are even alive
Me watching another fire break out and spread towards my home
January 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Me watching another fire break out and spread towards my home