Miss
@missingplatypus.bsky.social
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I'm Miss the platypus, I draw and such full disclosure, i draw and talk dirty regularly and i cry a LOT 🔞🔞18+ account🔞🔞 seriously, leave minors She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ - 33 - Filipino-American https://missingplatypus.carrd.co
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missingplatypus.bsky.social
....finally beat Clair Obscur....woof
I really hope this shit gets GOTY, it absolutely deserves it
missingplatypus.bsky.social
in other news i found out today that i havent scratched out all of my religious reflexes lol
i was getting my blood drawn and it miraculously took on the first jab
and the nurse went, "God is good!"
and with nary a beat skipped i went "All the time!"
missingplatypus.bsky.social
all this to say my room is clean, the dishes have been done, ive washed my hands thrice after they've been literally in the piss and shit of mine brethren

and im reminded yet again that the world is quiet here
missingplatypus.bsky.social
and when you live like that, you realize even if you can live with nothing, you dont want to live with nothing
but im the fckin shawshank redemption guy, man
i dont know how to live like people after years of this
and its not like anyone has the patience to tolerate it or help me through it
missingplatypus.bsky.social
..doxxing the filthiest parts of my own quality lol
idk
ive lived my life in empty rooms, constantly
like if you could read the emotional imprint of my life through the rooms ive lived in, if that was your supernatural profession, you wouldnt be able to tell me apart from a regular prison inmate
missingplatypus.bsky.social
a clean room is like a clean car, to me
like if the dust was all cleaned up, fine, take that away all you like
but i like a car where i can read your fast food orders in the step mat of your passenger seat
where the owner of it gives me my favorite line:
"dont worry you can just sit on that"
missingplatypus.bsky.social
...sigh
i hate cleaning
i hate seeing my belongings so tucked away, the room feels so empty, like im just visiting a hotel room
im not saying i didnt wish i had a robot that automatically cleaned up all my hair falling out, its an aspect of being a professional longhair i despise especially but
fuck
missingplatypus.bsky.social
hm
the world feels like its getting increasingly less horny
i gotta get horny again
where are my horny pills
missingplatypus.bsky.social
I haven’t beaten it yet but man
It says something spectacular when a game directly condemns me, a 33yrold, with the death knell of my specific age, yet entirely leaves me enraptured by its entire experience
missingplatypus.bsky.social
At a doc appt rn, still thinking about Clair Obscur
I’ve been trying to keep maman about it but mon DIEU that shit is rocking my world
Like…..just wow
Like I’ve never played FF7 and I might never do so now that this is in my life
ESQUIE
MONOCO
PUTAIN
GUSTAVE
MERDE
MAELLE
FUCK
missingplatypus.bsky.social
that said, more than anything else, I gotta sleep rn
my strength was zapped all day, it was no wonder getting yelled gave me executive dysfunction

rule number one of being a loser who cant even keep their own promises to themselves: gotta give yourself more chances to do better > H<9;;
unfinished doodle of a character
missingplatypus.bsky.social
so i downed a bunch of green tea, was great, was ready to get drawing done
got yelled at for an innocuous thing i couldnt help, IMMEDIATELY froze up mentally
pried myself back open by finally getting back to Clair Obscur
and BOY
WHEN I SAW LIL GUY NOCO
MOOD IMMEDIATELY BACK
missingplatypus.bsky.social
OH
I KNOW WHO IM GONNA BE FOR HALLOWEEN
ill draw it in a sec, im gonna clean up and also get some "work juice" in me so i can work
missingplatypus.bsky.social
oh to be a wholeass horned being attended by a tired employee at selfcheckout cuz they swiped their orange juice twice on accidnt
missingplatypus.bsky.social
lol so okay i did draw today but
couldnt do much, was too stressed
today really kinda wiped me harder than i thought it would
insurance companies are the fckin devil man, they tell me i have 19 days to make an appeal, but the only appeal process comes through in physical mail that NEVER ARRIVES-
missingplatypus.bsky.social
no promises, but i smell rising art energy tomorrow

reminder again that this is a very 18+ account
if youre not super down to see various body types and genders and sexualities and kinks on display, no one's holdin you here
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madycast.com
racism in the trans community is extremely real and extremely dangerous.

unfortunately, a lot of white trans people haven't done the work to be anti-racist and don't notice how they mistreat and dehumanize Black and brown trans women.

you gotta put the work in. bring POC into your social circles.
missingplatypus.bsky.social
caught a moment to breathe between getting my brother ready for the day, checking an appeal, arranging a radiology appt, buying groceries
remembered Nioh 3 was a thing
...entirely forgot this was where the price was
...bro unless there's a full sex scene with Hanzo's big fat frog dad, aint NO way
screenshot of the prices for Nioh 3 for prepurchase, priced at $69.99 for the normal edition prepurchase, and $109.99 for the digital deluxe edition prepurchase a giant toad standing on its back two legs and wearing a vest and a sumo belt, smoking a pipe in one hand whilst holding a spear in the other
missingplatypus.bsky.social
no promises, but i smell rising art energy tomorrow

reminder again that this is a very 18+ account
if youre not super down to see various body types and genders and sexualities and kinks on display, no one's holdin you here
missingplatypus.bsky.social
wont stop whining, ofc
whether i like it or not, my pure hatred for the way life is terrible is my last bastion in keeping myself going
but yeah..even im not a fan of it, so ill destroy my past every so often
i figure thats my right
its not like i have a friend to offend the memory of in doing so
missingplatypus.bsky.social
like fuck, i deleted two months of that shit
and when i started thinking thats maybe ok
i accidentally bumped into some ancient messages from someone two years ago and surprise, saw that id been talking about my bad headshit even then
and that really sent me spiraling
like when does this end
missingplatypus.bsky.social
apologies for a mass deletion of my text posts
dont really have anything to hide that i havent been overtly clear about repeatedly
but because i have, you dont really need to read five hundred thousand posts about me being sad when you could read a measly one
missingplatypus.bsky.social
coco...you've made a mess....of EVERYTHING
platypus mascot pointing to a pointless scribble and saying, "you said you were going to draw a halloween costume and now look at it. look at the mess you've made. what even."
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gowstlie.bsky.social
im in desperate need of some money to get a copy of a legal document required to get paid for a program i’m in (the irony). also to pay the bills and tide me over til that payment actually goes through. please consider a dono or a funny little guy! i’m so close to the finish line
gowstlie.bsky.social
only offering chibi commissions until i finish major project but they're awesome and you should get one anyway 🥹

ko-fi.com/gowstlie/com...
vgen.co/gowstlie
missingplatypus.bsky.social
hehe always think of ippo seeing this kinda shadowbox flurry