Michael Roberts
@mister42.bsky.social
in the trenches now folks
have to start colonoscopy prep now :(
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
in the trenches now folks
have to start colonoscopy prep now :(
November 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
have to start colonoscopy prep now :(
Reposted by Michael Roberts
Reposted by Michael Roberts
Folks, we are so close to reaching our goal here, please keep spreading the word! We are so grateful for all your support!
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November 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Folks, we are so close to reaching our goal here, please keep spreading the word! We are so grateful for all your support!
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“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Ok. Day over. Exhale.
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Ok. Day over. Exhale.
Using a more traditional style meat thermometer and no wonder turkey has a bad rap about being dry. This thing has been telling moms to cook turkey to 180* for decades!
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Using a more traditional style meat thermometer and no wonder turkey has a bad rap about being dry. This thing has been telling moms to cook turkey to 180* for decades!
I'm shocked it's only 11 pm. Thought for sure it was 1 am
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I'm shocked it's only 11 pm. Thought for sure it was 1 am
I don't watch a ton of sports anymore because I decided it wasn't enjoyable enough to have my daily/weekly mental health dictated by how well or poorly my teams were doing. I still watch sometimes, but missed the Liverpool game today. The diehards must be feeling pretty despondent at the moment...
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I don't watch a ton of sports anymore because I decided it wasn't enjoyable enough to have my daily/weekly mental health dictated by how well or poorly my teams were doing. I still watch sometimes, but missed the Liverpool game today. The diehards must be feeling pretty despondent at the moment...
Billy No Mates is the funniest low-level British insult
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Billy No Mates is the funniest low-level British insult
somebody think of a post for me about how I asked for five jalapenos and the grocery store gave me two
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
somebody think of a post for me about how I asked for five jalapenos and the grocery store gave me two
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We are so close to reaching our goal here. Can you help spread the word? Thank you so much, we appreciate it!
Donate to Help Us Take Care of Jason, organized by James Greene Jr
Hi, my name is Jim and I'm raising funds for my stepson Jason. Jason is a sweet and funny 2… James Greene Jr needs your support for Help Us Take Care of Jason
www.gofundme.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
We are so close to reaching our goal here. Can you help spread the word? Thank you so much, we appreciate it!
Such is my curse
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Such is my curse
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Happy Sunday, folks! We are so close to reaching our goal here. Please keep sharing this dang ol' link! Thank you so much! We love you all!
Donate to Help Us Take Care of Jason, organized by James Greene Jr
Hi, my name is Jim and I'm raising funds for my stepson Jason. Jason is a sweet and funny 2… James Greene Jr needs your support for Help Us Take Care of Jason
www.gofundme.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Happy Sunday, folks! We are so close to reaching our goal here. Please keep sharing this dang ol' link! Thank you so much! We love you all!
fuck it. Tomorrow I'll get a whole new fill valve
Well into hour 2 of trying to diagnose why it takes my toilet 5+ minutes to refill
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
fuck it. Tomorrow I'll get a whole new fill valve
Well into hour 2 of trying to diagnose why it takes my toilet 5+ minutes to refill
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Well into hour 2 of trying to diagnose why it takes my toilet 5+ minutes to refill
Reposted by Michael Roberts
Happy Friday! We are still trying to reach our goal here and we're just so darn close! Please keep spreading the word, if you don't mind. Thanks so much!
Donate to Help Us Take Care of Jason, organized by James Greene Jr
Hi, my name is Jim and I'm raising funds for my stepson Jason. Jason is a sweet and funny 2… James Greene Jr needs your support for Help Us Take Care of Jason
www.gofundme.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Happy Friday! We are still trying to reach our goal here and we're just so darn close! Please keep spreading the word, if you don't mind. Thanks so much!
Last 10 seconds of this are more jarring than I could anticipate
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Last 10 seconds of this are more jarring than I could anticipate
Gochujang onion grilled cheese [not pictured]
November 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Gochujang onion grilled cheese [not pictured]
There's a new, effective drug being developed to treat crohn's/colitis that is a simple daily pill, super safe, and it doesn't suppress the immune system like my current medication.
I still mask up everywhere I go in public. I wonder if I might ease up on that if I wasn't on an immunosupressant.
I still mask up everywhere I go in public. I wonder if I might ease up on that if I wasn't on an immunosupressant.
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
There's a new, effective drug being developed to treat crohn's/colitis that is a simple daily pill, super safe, and it doesn't suppress the immune system like my current medication.
I still mask up everywhere I go in public. I wonder if I might ease up on that if I wasn't on an immunosupressant.
I still mask up everywhere I go in public. I wonder if I might ease up on that if I wasn't on an immunosupressant.
I think the only thing keeping my brain from becoming unsalvageably soft is all the different passwords I still manually type in
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I think the only thing keeping my brain from becoming unsalvageably soft is all the different passwords I still manually type in
fuck! i forgot i have a colonoscopy in 11 days
November 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
fuck! i forgot i have a colonoscopy in 11 days
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Happy Hump Day, folks. Can you help us reach our goal? Even just sharing this link is so greatly appreciated. Thanks!
Donate to Help Us Take Care of Jason, organized by James Greene Jr
Hi, my name is Jim and I'm raising funds for my stepson Jason. Jason is a sweet and funny 2… James Greene Jr needs your support for Help Us Take Care of Jason
www.gofundme.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Happy Hump Day, folks. Can you help us reach our goal? Even just sharing this link is so greatly appreciated. Thanks!
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November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
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500% closer today than I was yesterday (on stainless steel too)
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
500% closer today than I was yesterday (on stainless steel too)