Stan Dalone
@standalone.bsky.social
Progenitor of grip and dip cuisine.
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Watch that. And then tell me how we replace Schumer with her
January 21, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Watch that. And then tell me how we replace Schumer with her
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People here are outside patrolling their neighborhoods in this, trying to keep their neighbors safe from lawless armed masked goons. Armed with whistles and vests, they are essentially fighting a war against their own government and its ethnic cleansing campaign.
January 19, 2026 at 12:43 PM
People here are outside patrolling their neighborhoods in this, trying to keep their neighbors safe from lawless armed masked goons. Armed with whistles and vests, they are essentially fighting a war against their own government and its ethnic cleansing campaign.
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Welcome to the Jim Henson thread!
January 18, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Welcome to the Jim Henson thread!
The best part about being a football player has got to be all the pampering you get on the sidelines. All the rest of it seems super duper scary.
January 18, 2026 at 9:26 PM
The best part about being a football player has got to be all the pampering you get on the sidelines. All the rest of it seems super duper scary.
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When South Korea successfully stopped a coup, arrested the former president, and prosecuted him, it sent a very strong message to everyone else:
"You can trust that 4 years from now, you won't have to worry about him returning and fucking everything up."
The US under Biden did the exact opposite.
"You can trust that 4 years from now, you won't have to worry about him returning and fucking everything up."
The US under Biden did the exact opposite.
January 17, 2026 at 7:35 PM
When South Korea successfully stopped a coup, arrested the former president, and prosecuted him, it sent a very strong message to everyone else:
"You can trust that 4 years from now, you won't have to worry about him returning and fucking everything up."
The US under Biden did the exact opposite.
"You can trust that 4 years from now, you won't have to worry about him returning and fucking everything up."
The US under Biden did the exact opposite.
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if you vote for another cent for this you are a collaborator. this is a litmus test for every politician for the rest of my life
Yesterday, these incompetent fucks were just going door-to-door in a neighborhood near my house at 8:30 in the morning. School buses were driving through trying to pick up kids, people were out walking their dogs, and people were taking out their trash cans.
January 17, 2026 at 2:11 AM
if you vote for another cent for this you are a collaborator. this is a litmus test for every politician for the rest of my life
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we are truly in our Bad Sentence To Read Era
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
Latest from Mormon Land: YouTube’s MrBeast partners with LDS Church; spate of new new stakes created
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
www.sltrib.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:35 PM
we are truly in our Bad Sentence To Read Era
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Look, I'm not saying that gifting the president your old participation trophies to curry favor is a good idea, but the idea of hundreds of thousands of old trophies showing up on the steps of the White House gives me a chuckle. Sir, you've gotten another 1991 JCP Sportsmanship award!
January 16, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Look, I'm not saying that gifting the president your old participation trophies to curry favor is a good idea, but the idea of hundreds of thousands of old trophies showing up on the steps of the White House gives me a chuckle. Sir, you've gotten another 1991 JCP Sportsmanship award!
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gavin newsom is a stupid asshole
January 16, 2026 at 3:30 AM
gavin newsom is a stupid asshole
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Nazis once again trying to do a land war in a frozen biome. they never learn.
January 14, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Nazis once again trying to do a land war in a frozen biome. they never learn.
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The amount of ICE agents slipping on actual ice is out of control lmao. They really sent motherfuckers into Minnesota in the middle of winter who don't know how to run in snow let alone on ice. It's having an effect that makes people less afraid, like someone straight up jumps on this ICE loser lmao
January 14, 2026 at 11:51 PM
The amount of ICE agents slipping on actual ice is out of control lmao. They really sent motherfuckers into Minnesota in the middle of winter who don't know how to run in snow let alone on ice. It's having an effect that makes people less afraid, like someone straight up jumps on this ICE loser lmao
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ICE, who should be tied directly to the republican party you’re theoretically trying to beat, is tear-gassing children and dogs for fun
SCOOP: A new memo circulating on Capitol Hill urges Democratic lawmakers to instead embrace reforming the agency. New from @lauren-egan.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4bzT7kh
Dems Are Begging Their Own to Drop ‘Abolish ICE’
A new memo circulating on Capitol Hill urges Democratic lawmakers to instead embrace reforming the agency.
lnk.thebulwark.com
January 15, 2026 at 12:37 AM
ICE, who should be tied directly to the republican party you’re theoretically trying to beat, is tear-gassing children and dogs for fun
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This is not the language of the government of a free country.
January 14, 2026 at 1:16 PM
This is not the language of the government of a free country.
Donald Trump mustered the entire
might of the American healthcare system for his buddy and it didn’t help one bit. Scott Dilbert is dead.
might of the American healthcare system for his buddy and it didn’t help one bit. Scott Dilbert is dead.
January 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Donald Trump mustered the entire
might of the American healthcare system for his buddy and it didn’t help one bit. Scott Dilbert is dead.
might of the American healthcare system for his buddy and it didn’t help one bit. Scott Dilbert is dead.
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Just a complete moron, or some “try to win through self defeat” strategy?
Governor Gavin Newsom speaks out against a proposed initiative to tax California billionaires: “This will be defeated — there’s no question in my mind... I’ll do what I have to do to protect the state."
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/u...
Newsom Vows to Stop Proposal to Tax Billionaires in California
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Just a complete moron, or some “try to win through self defeat” strategy?
First ski of the year! 😎 ⛷️
January 11, 2026 at 6:31 PM
First ski of the year! 😎 ⛷️
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if you see a face, it means you have a high iq
January 11, 2026 at 12:48 AM
if you see a face, it means you have a high iq
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*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
January 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
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I don’t think they’re misreading them so much as they are terrified of the implications because it means the status quo has to break. there’s no incrementalism for this. mass radicalization of this scale scares Democrats more than anything Republicans could do and I mean that literally.
Kind of feel like a lot of politicians, even in Minnesota, are misreading the implications of this moment. I feel like the past three days have been tremendously radicalizing for so many people. I have witnessed it even in my own small communities, it goes beyond just incandescent rage.
January 10, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I don’t think they’re misreading them so much as they are terrified of the implications because it means the status quo has to break. there’s no incrementalism for this. mass radicalization of this scale scares Democrats more than anything Republicans could do and I mean that literally.
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A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand