Stan Dalone
@standalone.bsky.social
Progenitor of grip and dip cuisine.
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January 9, 2026 at 1:02 PM
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Holy fuck they actually did it
January 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Holy fuck they actually did it
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Charlottesville, remember Heather Heyer
Noem: "People need to stop using their vehicles as weapons ... it's clear that it's being coordinated. People are being trained"
January 8, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Charlottesville, remember Heather Heyer
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
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I checked out his timeline, and guy Musk is promoting (someone with >100k followers) is just posting straight up Stormfront ca. 2005 material, or White Aryan Resistance material ca.1989. The world’s richest man and the GOP’s most important funder has turned X into Stormfront.
checking in on elon musk, the guy who absolutely did not give a nazi salute last year
January 8, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I checked out his timeline, and guy Musk is promoting (someone with >100k followers) is just posting straight up Stormfront ca. 2005 material, or White Aryan Resistance material ca.1989. The world’s richest man and the GOP’s most important funder has turned X into Stormfront.
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plain and simple: if you work for ICE, you should kill yourself
January 7, 2026 at 8:40 PM
plain and simple: if you work for ICE, you should kill yourself
I want to say something that would get me mega-arrested.
January 8, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I want to say something that would get me mega-arrested.
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Millions of Americans watched a middle-aged US citizen get shot in the face and killed by an ICE officer today. That's a level of national trauma that deserves a more respectful response from this administration than falsely claiming she's a domestic terrorist. We have lost our moral compass.
January 7, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Millions of Americans watched a middle-aged US citizen get shot in the face and killed by an ICE officer today. That's a level of national trauma that deserves a more respectful response from this administration than falsely claiming she's a domestic terrorist. We have lost our moral compass.
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Columbian President Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil.”
Democrats: “It is critical that the Trump administration provide an immediate Gang of Eight briefing.”
Democrats: “It is critical that the Trump administration provide an immediate Gang of Eight briefing.”
January 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Columbian President Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil.”
Democrats: “It is critical that the Trump administration provide an immediate Gang of Eight briefing.”
Democrats: “It is critical that the Trump administration provide an immediate Gang of Eight briefing.”
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
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JD Vance: This is a law enforcement operation to bring a narco terrorist to Justice
The President:
The President:
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
JD Vance: This is a law enforcement operation to bring a narco terrorist to Justice
The President:
The President:
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Statement from Leader Jeffries: We must never be afraid to say thank you, but neither can we neglect to say please
January 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Statement from Leader Jeffries: We must never be afraid to say thank you, but neither can we neglect to say please
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Trump just posted this photo of the sharpest minds in our intelligence community hard at work during the Venezuelan operation.
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Trump just posted this photo of the sharpest minds in our intelligence community hard at work during the Venezuelan operation.
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Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?
January 3, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?
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I strongly condemn the President’s ILLEGAL actions in Caracas, and look forward to a productive conversation with Secretary Hegseth on how we can use this ILLEGAL action to increase profits for ExxonMobil
January 3, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I strongly condemn the President’s ILLEGAL actions in Caracas, and look forward to a productive conversation with Secretary Hegseth on how we can use this ILLEGAL action to increase profits for ExxonMobil
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Democratic Senator locked in a room, brow furrowed, trying to find the perfect photo of Maduro to accompany a social media post of light condemnation where his face looks sufficiently “narcotraficante”
January 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Democratic Senator locked in a room, brow furrowed, trying to find the perfect photo of Maduro to accompany a social media post of light condemnation where his face looks sufficiently “narcotraficante”
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Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
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In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 AM
In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
Someone please tell Donald Trump that he can make his blood even thinner with an even bigger dose of aspirin.
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Someone please tell Donald Trump that he can make his blood even thinner with an even bigger dose of aspirin.
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Removed the sticker from my banana so no one knows what the fuck it is.
January 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Removed the sticker from my banana so no one knows what the fuck it is.