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Kuranes @misumenavatia.bsky.social · 55m

I keep thinking it's like a Nazi fleeing 2.0 situation with that

Kuranes @misumenavatia.bsky.social · 2h

They are

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Kuranes @misumenavatia.bsky.social · 10h

It's the shrimp for me

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Kuranes @misumenavatia.bsky.social · 13h

I can't let Jarrod go

Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social · 18h

My very old Roomba kicked the bucket and I just bought a new cheap robot vacuum and holy shit. It mapped my whole apartment, empties itself into a bag that I won’t have to throw away for weeks, and I can tell it not to go into that corner where all the cables are. *This* is the kind of robot I want.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 13h

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 22h

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Manny Suazo @smokyburnout.bsky.social · 16h

topical

a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

ALT: a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

media.tenor.com

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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 14h

Some Guy in the 90s:
"I think is says ljidkijidk Sun."

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Kuranes @misumenavatia.bsky.social · 14h

so how hasn't somebody tricked them

An AI became a crypto millionaire. Now it's fighting to become a person

In the past year, an AI made millions in cryptocurrency. It's written the gospel of its own pseudo-religion and counts tech billionaires among its devotees. Now it wants legal rights.

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sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social · 16h

While providing tech support for my FIL:

FIL: What's that screen?

ME: The terminal. You should never use it.

FIL: Never?

ME: So you know how I'm allowed to watch you open the electrical panel and swap out breakers, but I'm not allowed to ever open up it myself?

FIL: Ah! I understand, thank you.

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Kuranes @misumenavatia.bsky.social · 15h

Contagious

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Kuranes @misumenavatia.bsky.social · 15h

I don't know how I'm going to drink in this on Halloween though.

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Kuranes @misumenavatia.bsky.social · 15h

So I ordered a frog costume lol

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Kuranes @misumenavatia.bsky.social · 16h

Anybody got a link to this frog costume

Kuranes @misumenavatia.bsky.social · 16h

Oh my God lol the lack of introspection on this man is off the charts.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 17h

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

Kuranes @misumenavatia.bsky.social · 16h

I have been tricked

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Sean Kelly @storyslug.bsky.social · 1d

Lies: 1 in 5 Chicagoans is in a gang.

Reality: 1 in 5 Chicagoans are planning on tricking you into drinking Malort.

Punk on Bus Lives!🚍📻 @punkonbuslives.bsky.social · 1d

Lies: 1 in 5 Chicagoans is in a gang.

Reality: 1 in 5 Chicagoans have performed in the musical, "Chicago."

The Orion @gettheorion.bsky.social · 1d

Lies: 1 in 5 Chicagoans is in a gang.

Reality: 1 in 5 Chicagoans is a drag performer.

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Kuranes @misumenavatia.bsky.social · 17h

This looks great

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

www.youtube.com

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Sophie Sherry @sophiesherry.bsky.social · 22h

During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.   It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.

He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...