Kuranes
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Kuranes
@misumenavatia.bsky.social
· Oct 20
Why am I paying taxes right now?
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geoff: oughhhh,,, kojima-san,,, it's so warm and tight in ur belly,,,
kojima rubbing his geoff shaped belly: シーッ、静かに。マイナーなハリウッドスターと会ってるんだ。
kojima rubbing his geoff shaped belly: シーッ、静かに。マイナーなハリウッドスターと会ってるんだ。
December 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
geoff: oughhhh,,, kojima-san,,, it's so warm and tight in ur belly,,,
kojima rubbing his geoff shaped belly: シーッ、静かに。マイナーなハリウッドスターと会ってるんだ。
kojima rubbing his geoff shaped belly: シーッ、静かに。マイナーなハリウッドスターと会ってるんだ。
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OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!
December 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!
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GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
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Whole of the American economy is now piracy.
December 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Whole of the American economy is now piracy.
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BREAKING: At one point, the Pentagon considered sending boat strike survivors to CECOT torture prison in El Salvador to avoid discovery in US courts. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
Inside the Pentagon’s Scramble to Deal With Boat Strike Survivors
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
BREAKING: At one point, the Pentagon considered sending boat strike survivors to CECOT torture prison in El Salvador to avoid discovery in US courts. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
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Teach a man who hates socialism and votes for authoritarianism to farm and he can receive socialist handouts for life from the government that bankrupted him in the first place.
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Teach a man who hates socialism and votes for authoritarianism to farm and he can receive socialist handouts for life from the government that bankrupted him in the first place.
Oh he was being serious who could've guessed
Trump on 2028: "They say I'm not allowed to run. I don't know what the hell that's all about. He said, 'Four more years.' You see the new hat? We have four more years -- 2028."
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Oh he was being serious who could've guessed
Yeah we don't need to be cool with his fans. Hot take.
Trump: "Ilhan Omar, whatever the hell her name is. With her little turban. I love her. She comes in, does nothing but bitch ... we ought to get her the hell out ... she's here illegally."
The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Yeah we don't need to be cool with his fans. Hot take.
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From The Archives: Why American Hubris Will Never Catch Up To Us
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
From The Archives: Why American Hubris Will Never Catch Up To Us
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i can’t stop laughing at this fucking video
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
i can’t stop laughing at this fucking video
Fun fact we are also fish
taxonomy 101: whales are not fish
taxonomy 201: whales are hoofed animals
taxonomy 301: whales are fish
taxonomy 201: whales are hoofed animals
taxonomy 301: whales are fish
December 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Fun fact we are also fish
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Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
How are these people so fucking pathetic
random farmer to Trump on what his child said to him: "He said, 'Daddy, I don't want Santa Claus to come to our house for Christmas, I want President Trump.' I think you brought Christmas to farmers with this bridge payment."
December 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
How are these people so fucking pathetic