Mitch Harrison
@mitchharrison.bsky.social
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Mitch Harrison
@mitchharrison.bsky.social
· Mar 10
New season of rugby has started. Let’s go Seawolves!
You don’t understand how pink a guy’s asshole can be until a true ginger bends over in the locker room 🌸
a box of cupcakes with pink frosting and a piping bag
ALT: a box of cupcakes with pink frosting and a piping bag
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February 15, 2026 at 9:37 PM
You don’t understand how pink a guy’s asshole can be until a true ginger bends over in the locker room 🌸
Good morning *big stretch* #SundayFunday
February 15, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Good morning *big stretch* #SundayFunday
Watched Dune Prophecy season one. No idea how it ended. The screen was just black for the last episode
Darkness is the new cinematography
Darkness is the new cinematography
a woman says " careful how you finish that sentence " in a movie
ALT: a woman says " careful how you finish that sentence " in a movie
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Watched Dune Prophecy season one. No idea how it ended. The screen was just black for the last episode
Darkness is the new cinematography
Darkness is the new cinematography
Reposted by Mitch Harrison
Your Oso Daily affirmations
February 13, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Your Oso Daily affirmations
Just hanging out, getting some sun 🌞
February 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Just hanging out, getting some sun 🌞
What is the statue of limitations for spoiler alerts? The show came out six years ago. Is that long enough?
a man wearing a helmet with horns on his head looks at the camera
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media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:28 AM
What is the statue of limitations for spoiler alerts? The show came out six years ago. Is that long enough?
February 10, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Pit tax
Just back from a run. They are ripe
Just back from a run. They are ripe
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Pit tax
Just back from a run. They are ripe
Just back from a run. They are ripe
People in Seattle would rather miss an entire light cycle than honk.
New Yorkers will honk at moving traffic
New Yorkers will honk at moving traffic
a man is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and looking out the window .
ALT: a man is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and looking out the window .
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
People in Seattle would rather miss an entire light cycle than honk.
New Yorkers will honk at moving traffic
New Yorkers will honk at moving traffic
Something for the foot freaks. Give’m a good deep sniff
February 5, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Something for the foot freaks. Give’m a good deep sniff
February 2, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Ok, now I understand why Sinners got 16 Oscar nominations. Because it fucking deserved it. The cinematography is delicious
January 26, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Ok, now I understand why Sinners got 16 Oscar nominations. Because it fucking deserved it. The cinematography is delicious
Perfectly smooth
January 25, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Perfectly smooth
3 miles, 41 degrees, what you can’t see is the steam coming off my head
January 25, 2026 at 10:08 PM
3 miles, 41 degrees, what you can’t see is the steam coming off my head
Doctors recommend this one trick for a long life: look up from your phone before crossing the street.
Yes, pedestrians have the right way, but if multiple cars have to slam on their brakes to avoid hitting you, you chose poorly. 🕺 🚗 🚙
Yes, pedestrians have the right way, but if multiple cars have to slam on their brakes to avoid hitting you, you chose poorly. 🕺 🚗 🚙
January 23, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Doctors recommend this one trick for a long life: look up from your phone before crossing the street.
Yes, pedestrians have the right way, but if multiple cars have to slam on their brakes to avoid hitting you, you chose poorly. 🕺 🚗 🚙
Yes, pedestrians have the right way, but if multiple cars have to slam on their brakes to avoid hitting you, you chose poorly. 🕺 🚗 🚙
Titties are meaty today. Yes you can grab them while I’m on top of you
January 23, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Titties are meaty today. Yes you can grab them while I’m on top of you
Accidentally made quad espresso instead of double. I am this 🤏 far away from being able to hear WiFi signals
January 23, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Accidentally made quad espresso instead of double. I am this 🤏 far away from being able to hear WiFi signals
Need to get some road miles @infernowolf.bsky.social ?
January 22, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Need to get some road miles @infernowolf.bsky.social ?
I like reading a good recipe and Coq au Vin is a fine dish. But, something about this description is a little off…
January 22, 2026 at 6:15 AM
I like reading a good recipe and Coq au Vin is a fine dish. But, something about this description is a little off…
Reposted by Mitch Harrison
Hey so I’m kind of horny after my lift. Meet me in the sauna, suck my cock and lick my feet clean. Thanks champ 😘
January 21, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Hey so I’m kind of horny after my lift. Meet me in the sauna, suck my cock and lick my feet clean. Thanks champ 😘
Meh, it turned out. I like it
January 20, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Meh, it turned out. I like it
It’s an amazing movie, but certain scenes just pull at my heart. Delmar so genuinely concerned it’s amazing
January 20, 2026 at 1:30 AM
It’s an amazing movie, but certain scenes just pull at my heart. Delmar so genuinely concerned it’s amazing