Mitch Harrison
@mitchharrison.bsky.social
Sir | 🐻 | gay 🏳️🌈 | Random observations, double entendres, and tasteful nudity 🔞
📍Seattle
📍Seattle
Sunshine feels good
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Sunshine feels good
This is why I don’t run on treadmills. They don’t change with the seasons and bring you beautiful surprises
November 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This is why I don’t run on treadmills. They don’t change with the seasons and bring you beautiful surprises
You can’t make a poncho sexy
Me: hold my beer
Me: hold my beer
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
You can’t make a poncho sexy
Me: hold my beer
Me: hold my beer
Now excuse me while I go work off 15 pounds of Halloween candy
November 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Now excuse me while I go work off 15 pounds of Halloween candy
Now that I have shaved my head, do I need to dye my goatee and start my super villain arc?
Muhaha!!!…
Muhaha!!!…
October 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Now that I have shaved my head, do I need to dye my goatee and start my super villain arc?
Muhaha!!!…
Muhaha!!!…
The 80’s are about as humiliating as it gets
October 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
The 80’s are about as humiliating as it gets
People make the most wonderful toys designed for doing the most terrible things. I love it
Claws by @kink.pupifer.com
Claws by @kink.pupifer.com
October 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
People make the most wonderful toys designed for doing the most terrible things. I love it
Claws by @kink.pupifer.com
Claws by @kink.pupifer.com
If getting a hair cut restores your gay powers, does shaving your head make you OMNIPOTENT!!
October 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
If getting a hair cut restores your gay powers, does shaving your head make you OMNIPOTENT!!
You have my sympathy. I was viciously licked immediately following this exchange
October 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You have my sympathy. I was viciously licked immediately following this exchange
OK fine, just this once, but you have to prove that you voted first. Be gentle
October 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
OK fine, just this once, but you have to prove that you voted first. Be gentle
I’m back. Sorry for the silence. I was hanging out with some new tortoise friends
October 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I’m back. Sorry for the silence. I was hanging out with some new tortoise friends
Lake Washington
September 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Lake Washington
Beautiful morning to get very sweaty
September 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Beautiful morning to get very sweaty
Lake Washington after the storm
September 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Lake Washington after the storm
Meet the morning sun and take in a brand new day
September 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Meet the morning sun and take in a brand new day
Practicing my arch. How’s it looking?
September 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Practicing my arch. How’s it looking?
Vacation was amazing. We had a great time. Now I have a mountain of laundry, a ‘to do’ list in vol. 1-4, and I am 9 time zones off
September 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Vacation was amazing. We had a great time. Now I have a mountain of laundry, a ‘to do’ list in vol. 1-4, and I am 9 time zones off