Mitch Harrison
@mitchharrison.bsky.social
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Mitch Harrison
@mitchharrison.bsky.social
· Mar 10
New season of rugby has started. Let’s go Seawolves!
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Would you like to see my master sword?
November 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Would you like to see my master sword?
Sunshine feels good
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Sunshine feels good
Why I hate home automation. The remote control which has worked for 10 years suddenly stopped because Logitech turned off the service. 🖕
a bomb is laying on the ground next to a large rock .
Alt: R2D2 shuts down and collapses
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Why I hate home automation. The remote control which has worked for 10 years suddenly stopped because Logitech turned off the service. 🖕
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I only fuck guys who vote correctly, though
November 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I only fuck guys who vote correctly, though
While I am interested in the outcome of various elections, I will check all the results tomorrow morning. Emotionally I can’t handle the up/down/wait cycle of election night news
OK fine, just this once, but you have to prove that you voted first. Be gentle
November 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
While I am interested in the outcome of various elections, I will check all the results tomorrow morning. Emotionally I can’t handle the up/down/wait cycle of election night news
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Now available at Doghouse Leathers and locally crafted by @kink.pupifer.com 3D printed paddles & collars with matching locks.
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Now available at Doghouse Leathers and locally crafted by @kink.pupifer.com 3D printed paddles & collars with matching locks.
If your corporate email still has ‘Loren Ipsum’s in it, I refuse to take you seriously
a husky dog is laying on a couch and making a funny face while mom says i 'm special .
Alt: a husky dog is laying on a couch and making a funny face while mom says i 'm special .
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If your corporate email still has ‘Loren Ipsum’s in it, I refuse to take you seriously
I saw a white Tesla hit a black Tesla today and I was very disappointed that there was no reality ripping total annihilation. It was just sort of a plastic thud.
a large explosion with the words ka-boom written in white
ALT: a large explosion with the words ka-boom written in white
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I saw a white Tesla hit a black Tesla today and I was very disappointed that there was no reality ripping total annihilation. It was just sort of a plastic thud.
This is why I don’t run on treadmills. They don’t change with the seasons and bring you beautiful surprises
November 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This is why I don’t run on treadmills. They don’t change with the seasons and bring you beautiful surprises
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Good dogs vote! Bite fascists!
November 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Good dogs vote! Bite fascists!
You can’t make a poncho sexy
Me: hold my beer
Me: hold my beer
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
You can’t make a poncho sexy
Me: hold my beer
Me: hold my beer
Now excuse me while I go work off 15 pounds of Halloween candy
November 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Now excuse me while I go work off 15 pounds of Halloween candy
Now that I have shaved my head, do I need to dye my goatee and start my super villain arc?
Muhaha!!!…
Muhaha!!!…
October 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Now that I have shaved my head, do I need to dye my goatee and start my super villain arc?
Muhaha!!!…
Muhaha!!!…
Washing down your PrEP with a combination of pre-workout and fiber drink is about as gay as you can get without in involving a second penis
October 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Washing down your PrEP with a combination of pre-workout and fiber drink is about as gay as you can get without in involving a second penis
People make the most wonderful toys designed for doing the most terrible things. I love it
Claws by @kink.pupifer.com
Claws by @kink.pupifer.com
October 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
People make the most wonderful toys designed for doing the most terrible things. I love it
Claws by @kink.pupifer.com
Claws by @kink.pupifer.com
If getting a hair cut restores your gay powers, does shaving your head make you OMNIPOTENT!!
October 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
If getting a hair cut restores your gay powers, does shaving your head make you OMNIPOTENT!!
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You're favorite neighborhood DeadDog is coming back with his boi @techusky.bsky.social for a night of the sexiest Techno in town 😈
Cure your post-Halloween hangover with us at CC's Seattle - Saturday November 1st 💀🔥
#fetishnight #Halloween2025 #Techno
Cure your post-Halloween hangover with us at CC's Seattle - Saturday November 1st 💀🔥
#fetishnight #Halloween2025 #Techno
October 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
You're favorite neighborhood DeadDog is coming back with his boi @techusky.bsky.social for a night of the sexiest Techno in town 😈
Cure your post-Halloween hangover with us at CC's Seattle - Saturday November 1st 💀🔥
#fetishnight #Halloween2025 #Techno
Cure your post-Halloween hangover with us at CC's Seattle - Saturday November 1st 💀🔥
#fetishnight #Halloween2025 #Techno
OK fine, just this once, but you have to prove that you voted first. Be gentle
October 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
OK fine, just this once, but you have to prove that you voted first. Be gentle
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Lawyer Friend Makes Strong Case For Nachos https://theonion.com/lawyer-friend-makes-strong-case-for-nachos-1819567126/
October 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Lawyer Friend Makes Strong Case For Nachos https://theonion.com/lawyer-friend-makes-strong-case-for-nachos-1819567126/
I’m back. Sorry for the silence. I was hanging out with some new tortoise friends
October 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I’m back. Sorry for the silence. I was hanging out with some new tortoise friends
Lucky Hit in Diablo IV is a worthless game mechanic
October 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Lucky Hit in Diablo IV is a worthless game mechanic