Next time someone pulls “my vote doesn’t matter” I am throwing this picture at them. Yes it matters, it always matters

This is exactly the type of evil that makes me tingle

Rijks Museum is lovely. The heineken experience is a bit cheesy but fun. Lots of good food in town. Easiest city in the world to just go strolling around

I saw this day coming,

because I own a calendar

Pull em down, pull it out, pull my hair… where are we going with this?

Absolutely

weather dependent 🌧️

Maybe I am just one gym session away from resolving my anxiety and long standing issues of alternating imposter syndrome and Dunning-Kruger effect.

Also my finger smells good but taste funny

Usually $5 for a bag.

Suggestion, bring your own backpack/gym bag. It is way more secure than the paper bags and doesn’t create a lot of paper trash.

It turns out that even a competent lawyer may not be able to get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich after all 🤷‍♂️ ⚖️

Theories

1. Unaware local elections exist
2. Complaints are driven by rage bait and mostly performative
3. Haven’t checked their USPS mailbox since xmas 2024
4. No perfect choices, everyone has been canceled
5. If they can’t vote for Mamdani, why even try

Go ahead and play the video for the jury…

I appreciate you bringing balance to my afternoon social media doom scroll, but now I am going to need a few minutes in the bathroom to ‘settle matters’

You would be missed, but the wake would be an epic banger

Is that from their Jade-ite line? So around 1950 or so