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Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.
Finally getting into bed. Getting up early to make breakfast (i hope i have enough eggs lmao) and make these cookies and the buttermilk pie i was supposed to make yesterday had my kitchen not been hijacked🫠
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Finally getting into bed. Getting up early to make breakfast (i hope i have enough eggs lmao) and make these cookies and the buttermilk pie i was supposed to make yesterday had my kitchen not been hijacked🫠
I told my dad my blender broke in passing and he bought me a new one on his way to my house today🤭
December 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I told my dad my blender broke in passing and he bought me a new one on his way to my house today🤭
You want a husband with a full time blue collar job
What is it called if I want all the benefits of a husband, but I only want him around like 60-70 percent of the time?
December 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
You want a husband with a full time blue collar job
Feels weird.
I've never been with a bald man. What's that's like?
December 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Feels weird.
Why is all the egg nog sold out…
December 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Why is all the egg nog sold out…
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Ive had a sinus infection for over a week with no end in sight. Just lead me to pasture atp
December 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Ive had a sinus infection for over a week with no end in sight. Just lead me to pasture atp
I simultaneously wondered if they made eggnog pudding mix because imagine how good THAT would be in banana pudding
I just had a fkn idea...I'm not doing it this time because I already bought bananas, but I wonder how Fried Plantains would hit instead of Bananas in Banana Pudding?
December 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I simultaneously wondered if they made eggnog pudding mix because imagine how good THAT would be in banana pudding
UGH i have to buy work pants before monday
December 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
UGH i have to buy work pants before monday
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Just because yall shit up your back when you eat dairy doesn’t mean everyone else does! Loose bowels🤣😭😂😂
December 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Just because yall shit up your back when you eat dairy doesn’t mean everyone else does! Loose bowels🤣😭😂😂
Dad’s genes didn’t even try
December 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Dad’s genes didn’t even try
Yes to all, i be saying all these
You know he when a nigga got a lot of women we say Mr. Bitches?
When a gay nigga has a lot of niggas, is he called Mr. Niggas?
What about a lesbian woman who has a lot of women? Ms. Bitches?
A woman that has a lot of niggas? Ms. Niggas?
I’m just sayin shit, ignore me
When a gay nigga has a lot of niggas, is he called Mr. Niggas?
What about a lesbian woman who has a lot of women? Ms. Bitches?
A woman that has a lot of niggas? Ms. Niggas?
I’m just sayin shit, ignore me
December 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Yes to all, i be saying all these
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This will always grind my gears
I love the way payments choose to pull from your account whenever they feel like it instead of WHEN I MAKE THE FUCKING PAYMENT
December 21, 2025 at 8:13 AM
This will always grind my gears
I love the way payments choose to pull from your account whenever they feel like it instead of WHEN I MAKE THE FUCKING PAYMENT
December 21, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I love the way payments choose to pull from your account whenever they feel like it instead of WHEN I MAKE THE FUCKING PAYMENT
😭😭😭😭😭😭
December 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I’m realizing a lot of people had kids for the look without considering the long term investment it takes.
December 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I’m realizing a lot of people had kids for the look without considering the long term investment it takes.
I know im grown because i really dont care that much what i get or IF i get anything for christmas. I just want my family to enjoy the end of the year with me. I dont even care if they know their gifts were from me, all the tags i got say “from santa” lol
December 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I know im grown because i really dont care that much what i get or IF i get anything for christmas. I just want my family to enjoy the end of the year with me. I dont even care if they know their gifts were from me, all the tags i got say “from santa” lol
I hate when im baking and i forget to put my butter and eggs on the counter so they get room temp🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤
December 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I hate when im baking and i forget to put my butter and eggs on the counter so they get room temp🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤
Oh nowww the juicy couture set wanna be back in stock
December 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Oh nowww the juicy couture set wanna be back in stock
I went back for seconds. NOW they’re bought. I aint buying no mo’
Christmas gifts: bought ✅
December 14, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I went back for seconds. NOW they’re bought. I aint buying no mo’
Indian, Chinese, and Filipino
What’s y’all’s favorite kind of Asian food? I think mine is Thai with Japanese as a close 2nd
December 14, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Indian, Chinese, and Filipino
This reminds me of when i was in vegas recently and at a popular club on the strip, i was slizzered and went up to the bar asking for a cup of water. Bro said “$11,” i said “ELEVEN DOLLARSSSS???” he ended up just giving it to me like nigga do you want me to DIE???
Mindju, it’s a Bar/Club where ppl drink alcohol and do drugs and you’re charging for water!?!
Immoral and unsafe.
Immoral and unsafe.
Once an establishment is charging for WATER CUPS it’s time for y’all to pack it up…
You’re now either too greedy or too desperate for revenue
You’re now either too greedy or too desperate for revenue
December 14, 2025 at 7:32 AM
This reminds me of when i was in vegas recently and at a popular club on the strip, i was slizzered and went up to the bar asking for a cup of water. Bro said “$11,” i said “ELEVEN DOLLARSSSS???” he ended up just giving it to me like nigga do you want me to DIE???
Just found out apple bottoms are back and immediately sent links to my husband. I DO expect to see them under the tree
December 14, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Just found out apple bottoms are back and immediately sent links to my husband. I DO expect to see them under the tree
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