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𝐥𝐚 𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐚🐈‍⬛ (beyoncé approved)
@mochagrande.bsky.social
☼ ♉︎ ☽ ♈︎ ↑ ♎︎. hater 1st, intersectional feminist 2nd. my house is on pretty girl avenue. blm. free palestine. +25. nsfw. MDNI🔞🩷💜💙

beyonce put me on her website.
Pinned
a lil keepsake from today’s photoshoot ✨🛼
I’m such a beautiful woman, why can’t I sleep?
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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34 years ago today, Michael Jackson dropped Dangerous — an era.
No.1 in the U.S. and 13 countries, 5 million sold in week one, the best-selling album of 1992, four Hot 100 top-10s, a $100M world tour, and over 32 million copies sold worldwide. A true pop landmark.
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
the only one of these I don’t want wanna do is 69
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
nnnnn december maybe is the wrong time to take a T break but it literally just took me 3 tries to set the air fryer properly without accidentally without turning it off, so we’ll jot that down to follow up on in January
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
So she won’t fuck me, but she will call me to pass the time at the airport?????
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ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a triangle and a mathematical equation on it .
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November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
They’ve been saying this for years, WHEN
‘Rush Hour 4’ is in the works at Paramount.

(via Deadline)
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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I stand behind my statement that Beyoncé is a better rapper than some of y’all faves 😌
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
bruh i’ve been cramping ever since my pap smear and that was yesterday wtf
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Glinda would lose and she would be so visibly upset about it
A #Verzuz that never happened, but probably should have…

Opera singer in Fifth Element vs Glinda
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
imma just call it platanos cause yall not finna bully me! Over a damn banana!!!
If you say planTAIN. Instead of plantin. Go to hell
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Ginger and lemon
11. Tea lovers, what is your favorite flavor of tea?
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
We’re selective, but we told you all cops meant all cops?
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
At least it’s your coworker and you can ignore them because you have no obligation to them really my mom does this and gets mad at me to my face when I don’t respond to them
i have a work friend who sends me multiple unfunny reels on IG all the time and i just….
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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I think your person should be easy to be with. Relationships are work but they shouldn’t difficult work. Work doesn’t mean unbearable or hard. It means effort, energy, time, etc. It’s doing stuff to get the most desired result. It’s work but work that feels good most of the time. So it’s easy.
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
my aunt makes me get up s/o to accountability buddies
You gotta have a different level of discipline to workout early mornings during the cold months
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
YEAH FUCK RICK ROSS
We mean all of them.

Desk duty cops, beat cops, state troopers, crime scene investigators, bailiffs, Paul Blart Mall Cops, Top Flight Security of the world, Craig.

ALL of them.
When we say fuck cops do we mean correctional officers too? Because like I feel like they really not cops. LOL. And my cousin one and that bitch is DEFINITELY not no fucking cop LOL.
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Jurnee got them throw pillows OUT. 😍😍
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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I’m worth it. I deserve it. And I’m not here to convince anyone otherwise. Either you see it or you don’t.
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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I’m so tired of people and this generative AI shit.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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I want to hug
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
the trick is to eat it on your period, you already gotta boo boo so might as well enjoy yourself!
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
hear me out would you lemme hit with the synthetic on or would you make me take it off 🥺
let my sister bully me into going out; the theme was discotheque 🪩✨
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
need to know the powerful beings that walk among us who have all 5
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
omg i can’t believe i thought biff tannen was fine as a child, he’s literally the worst.
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM