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MOlson @molson1987.bsky.social · 5h

Remember, remember, the fifth of November

a white face with a mustache is surrounded by yellow flames

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MOlson @molson1987.bsky.social · 2d

a bald man wearing glasses and a white shirt stands in front of a window

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MOlson @molson1987.bsky.social · 2d

Ditto.

#AllHandsHairOfTheDog

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MOlson @molson1987.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks for hanging in there until the wee hours of the EST morning.

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MOlson @molson1987.bsky.social · 2d

Nectar is quickly making himself a fan-favorite.

But damn, what's it going to take for Yeboah to get his groove back?

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MOlson @molson1987.bsky.social · 2d

The last MN Food influencer was Garrison Keillor. #HotDish

MOlson @molson1987.bsky.social · 2d

Really great to see Harvey back in the mix!

MOlson @molson1987.bsky.social · 2d

Minnesota choosing to go with the rarefied 3-6-1 formation.

#MNUFC #SEAvMIN

x - Minnesota United FC @mnufc.com · 2d

Substitution

In: Kelvin Yeboah
Out: Wil Trapp

65' | 3-2 | #MNUFC

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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 2d

The game switched to meth.

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MOlson @molson1987.bsky.social · 2d

I switched to Mescal at 42'

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MOlson @molson1987.bsky.social · 2d

I believe this 3x Beetle-juice that invokes @sickoscommittee.org appearance

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East Coast Dark Clouds @ecdcmnufc.bsky.social · 2d

#mnufc

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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 2d

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MOlson @molson1987.bsky.social · 2d

I switched to Mescal at 42'

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MOlson @molson1987.bsky.social · 2d

shoot me a message if you want some different audio. I can hook 'ya up 😉

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MOlson @molson1987.bsky.social · 2d

a man with gray hair is smoking a pipe in a room and says `` he 's only mostly dead '' .

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MOlson @molson1987.bsky.social · 2d

I don't always drink Mescal, but when I do, it's Trader Joe's Mescal while praying to St. Jude.

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MOlson @molson1987.bsky.social · 2d

2-0.

Pour the Mescal, my friends!

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MOlson @molson1987.bsky.social · 2d

The Loons are leading 1-0 since I switched Margs to Mescal and grapefruit juice. Just Sayin'! 😅

They have nothing to lose in the 2nd half. Let's unleash the chaos and go for the craziest win since San Diego!

#MNUFC #SEAvMIN

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MOlson @molson1987.bsky.social · 2d

The Loons would play better with a natural 9 as well. 😒

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MOlson @molson1987.bsky.social · 2d

Right? Wish they'd have waited a day to announce it! 😬

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MOlson @molson1987.bsky.social · 2d

If that's it, then their fans are just stupid.

Ochoa kicked a dead ball into the stand of #MNUFC fans. That's classless BS.

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MOlson @molson1987.bsky.social · 2d

Why are Seattle fans booing DSC? They mad Frei didn't get Goalkeeper of the Year or something? (he old!)

Just smells of uneducated fans.

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#MNUFC