Monsterlander
@monsterlander.bsky.social
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Beardy slapheaded quinquagenarian. Computer programmer who likes cooking and rambling and taking photos of stuff. I'm even less fascinating than that makes me sound. Also Mr http://www.alison-moore.com. She gave me a kidney so I have to say that.
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monsterlander.bsky.social
I don't know who this Alison Moore lass is but she sounds good
monsterlander.bsky.social
Yes I do find myself preferring is face somehow.
monsterlander.bsky.social
Rather than just sit on my kap, our cat has developed the habit of sticking his arse in my face for minutes at a time while he pads away with his toe spikes.
monsterlander.bsky.social
He's a troublemaker that one.
monsterlander.bsky.social
A dumbass and a captive audience can be an intoxicating brew.
monsterlander.bsky.social
Maybe throw in a cyclist and some sheep too (egret down by the cyclist)
Cyclist going past an egret by a brook and an old wall, with a bumpy field of sheep in the mist to the right.
monsterlander.bsky.social
Hah ta - the egret was knocking around here too, down by the cyclist.
Cyclist cycling past an egret and an old wall with a bumpty, misty field covered in sheep.
monsterlander.bsky.social
(who just before this was looking a bit less moody, benny hilling around on the road dodging amazon vans)
An egret running along a grass verge
monsterlander.bsky.social
Also some good posing by my egret pal
An egret (white heron) perched in the top of of a weeping willow with the morning moon on the opposite corner of the photo.
monsterlander.bsky.social
sssh - I've got the sledge out already.
monsterlander.bsky.social
It's a snow day for grownups.
monsterlander.bsky.social
Ah yay! I was looking at the same thing and eventually though I'd check bluesky :)

My latest pushes aren't showing on a PR either.
monsterlander.bsky.social
I've always found that's stuff so funny. A burger is that shape because it's a convenient food shape but because it's a cow's burger gland.
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nightjarpress.bsky.social
It’s true. We are publishing a mini-collection by this talented writer. Normally we publish stories singly, in pairs. If that makes sense. Something made us break that pattern.
dustynewrose.bsky.social
My first collection of short stories is out this month (17 October) on @nightjarpress.bsky.social ! Very excited. And nervous. But mostly excited.
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jeremylion.bsky.social
Now this could be a game changer.
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saucyseventies.bsky.social
Good morning. Here's Gareth Hunt demonstrating the dangers of trying to work whist nursing the mother of all hangovers.
monsterlander.bsky.social
This egret really isn't making me work for it, ornithology wise.
monsterlander.bsky.social
Attention: amusing place name discovered.
Photo of a section of OS map showing the work "cockintake"