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lavender menace
@moonrysed.bsky.social
literally just chilling | 30s | bi | they/them

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it's my bluesky and I get to choose the niche interests no one else cares about
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One of the great treasures of the internet and a perfect winter watch.
January 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
country music singer who only plays if they receive enough applause first. like if nobody cheers they'll just sit there twiddling their thumbs
January 5, 2026 at 9:45 AM
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screenshot in case the post gets taken down or deleted
January 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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boobs
December 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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GenAI has polluted image search results, especially for animal pics. It’s now basically impossible to find accurate art references.

Enter this: a repository of open-access, AI-free images of wild & exotic taxa. Artists creating *without AI* have blanket permission for derivative/transformative use.
Exotic Animal Photo Reference Repository
www.animal-photo-references.com
January 27, 2025 at 9:45 AM
bought myself a new leather backpack for my birthday :) this one doesn't have any zippers so I expect it to last longer
December 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
grabbing my coworker's phone playing trump propaganda out loud and smashing it on the ground
December 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
but more importantly, 1 week till my birthday
December 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I hate this stupid poster. there's no such thing as a germ free zone on planet fucking earth
December 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
listen to spines
December 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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everyone go read the mimicking of known successes. it's lesbian sherlock holmes on jupiter literally what more could you want
December 12, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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playing with arachnophobia mode on not because I'm scared of spiders but because I love them and it makes me sad to kill them
December 17, 2024 at 7:34 PM
I should take a week off from work and spend it all reading
December 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
it's extra foggy this morning, which is fine, but there was also a construction sign that was flashing just "caut" so if I walk into work and it's empty or everyone's acting weird I'll be fully in a horror game
December 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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also always deeply funny that every sci-fi video game from 1999-2014 was trying to be Aliens, and copied everything except the...working class woman protagonist
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
woke up today with a pimple right by my waterline, which is both the most annoying and ugliest place I've ever had one I think
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I gotta go to bed but the cat JUST curled up in the chair next to me....
December 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
aw fuck. I am gonna have to add a new 'changes after T' column to my perfume spreadsheet
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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[she/they] Pig of Encouragement ... Keep Going ‼️
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Wanted to paint this dog
September 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I still have some perfume samples in my backpack (ones I ended up buying a full size of, so, favorites) and I put some on this morning and I can still smell it. I really gotta wear my perfumes more often I love to smell good
November 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I forgot to bring a dessert to eat with my lunch today 8(
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM