lavender menace
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lavender menace
@moonrysed.bsky.social
· Dec 12
it's my bluesky and I get to choose the niche interests no one else cares about
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
but more importantly, 1 week till my birthday
December 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
but more importantly, 1 week till my birthday
I hate this stupid poster. there's no such thing as a germ free zone on planet fucking earth
December 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I hate this stupid poster. there's no such thing as a germ free zone on planet fucking earth
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new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
listen to spines
December 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM
listen to spines
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everyone go read the mimicking of known successes. it's lesbian sherlock holmes on jupiter literally what more could you want
December 12, 2024 at 8:35 PM
everyone go read the mimicking of known successes. it's lesbian sherlock holmes on jupiter literally what more could you want
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playing with arachnophobia mode on not because I'm scared of spiders but because I love them and it makes me sad to kill them
December 17, 2024 at 7:34 PM
playing with arachnophobia mode on not because I'm scared of spiders but because I love them and it makes me sad to kill them
I should take a week off from work and spend it all reading
December 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I should take a week off from work and spend it all reading
it's extra foggy this morning, which is fine, but there was also a construction sign that was flashing just "caut" so if I walk into work and it's empty or everyone's acting weird I'll be fully in a horror game
December 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
it's extra foggy this morning, which is fine, but there was also a construction sign that was flashing just "caut" so if I walk into work and it's empty or everyone's acting weird I'll be fully in a horror game
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also always deeply funny that every sci-fi video game from 1999-2014 was trying to be Aliens, and copied everything except the...working class woman protagonist
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
also always deeply funny that every sci-fi video game from 1999-2014 was trying to be Aliens, and copied everything except the...working class woman protagonist
woke up today with a pimple right by my waterline, which is both the most annoying and ugliest place I've ever had one I think
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
woke up today with a pimple right by my waterline, which is both the most annoying and ugliest place I've ever had one I think
I gotta go to bed but the cat JUST curled up in the chair next to me....
December 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I gotta go to bed but the cat JUST curled up in the chair next to me....
aw fuck. I am gonna have to add a new 'changes after T' column to my perfume spreadsheet
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
aw fuck. I am gonna have to add a new 'changes after T' column to my perfume spreadsheet
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[she/they] Pig of Encouragement ... Keep Going ‼️
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
[she/they] Pig of Encouragement ... Keep Going ‼️
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![Extra two panels to the meme
1: Guard on the tower saying [bluesky post by Qsy
@qsy.bsky.social
"Oh yeah btw the reason why Vine is being relaunched with great fanfare and no Al is because it's jointly operated with an Al company and they probably don;t want to pollute their scrap pile with stuff they've already shat out."]
2: Guy in blue tunic pulling the lever and shouting "CLOSE THE GATE".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:56la2acetaj5pkcx5qf6opds/bafkreif4rrdte5uq37ad6hrsa77crbvkkafdshqgcsjcecq6wtssw365ii@jpeg)
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Wanted to paint this dog
September 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Wanted to paint this dog
I still have some perfume samples in my backpack (ones I ended up buying a full size of, so, favorites) and I put some on this morning and I can still smell it. I really gotta wear my perfumes more often I love to smell good
November 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I still have some perfume samples in my backpack (ones I ended up buying a full size of, so, favorites) and I put some on this morning and I can still smell it. I really gotta wear my perfumes more often I love to smell good
I forgot to bring a dessert to eat with my lunch today 8(
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I forgot to bring a dessert to eat with my lunch today 8(
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both of the break room microwaves are broken -_-
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
both of the break room microwaves are broken -_-
I fucked up the placement of flea meds for kitty so I put her (mostly unused) harness on her so she can't lick it and boy. she is not happy about it
November 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I fucked up the placement of flea meds for kitty so I put her (mostly unused) harness on her so she can't lick it and boy. she is not happy about it
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happy hallows
October 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
happy hallows
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
it's crazy foggy this morning. I can't imagine navigating in this if I didn't know exactly where I was going
October 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
it's crazy foggy this morning. I can't imagine navigating in this if I didn't know exactly where I was going
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is the most 2025 product somehow turning a notepad into a subscription service (it's 100 to get started, and then 10 a month. to subscribe to having a notepad)
This minimalist, paper-based to-do manager can help you focus on completing your important tasks while staying offline. nyti.ms/4h8ijiC
October 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
is the most 2025 product somehow turning a notepad into a subscription service (it's 100 to get started, and then 10 a month. to subscribe to having a notepad)