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Marcus Orealias @morealias.bsky.social · 4h

Technically that's where the soup excels. If you leave enough broth in the bowl you can give it a swirl and then wash all the tumbly bits into your gaping food maw with the broth.

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Marcus Orealias @morealias.bsky.social · 4h

I hate my brain.... it hates me too.

Marcus Orealias @morealias.bsky.social · 6h

I'm a bit of an 'insomniac' and a light sleeper... so when my brain decides "no sleep till dawn!" and I need to wake up a few hours after dawn for work... is no bueno.

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Marcus Orealias @morealias.bsky.social · 1d

Granted, I eat two types of noodles, macaroni and ramens.

Macaroni are perfect spoon noodles, ramens are perfect fork noodles. So I wasn't giving Meowski shit for eating noodles with a spoon... but for not washing his dishing that lazy bum.

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Marcus Orealias @morealias.bsky.social · 1d

Still does for those of us who wouldn't vote for nazis, rapists, Trump, etc...

Clearly it's harder for MAGAts to say that without lying or feeling uncomfortable.

Marcus Orealias @morealias.bsky.social · 1d

Now it's just Trump Taco Tuesday.

Marcus Orealias @morealias.bsky.social · 1d

Trump cheats a golf. He's a pigeon playing chess. All he does is kick over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around.

He has no respect for the rules or decorum of anyone else's games.

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Marcus Orealias @morealias.bsky.social · 1d

I Would Do Anything, But I Won't Do That (Overthink Meat Loaf Lyrics)

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Marcus Orealias @morealias.bsky.social · 1d

Good night's sleep.

Trust me, when you get to my age and you can barely sleep anymore, you miss the sleep more than the sex.

Chaotic Neutral @jawnthedon.bsky.social · 3d

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Marcus Orealias @morealias.bsky.social · 1d

Even drunk I was instilled with more ... something-something!

I still cleaned my dishes totally smashed out of my gourd. Only when I'm so krunked up I become a surfer and black out, only then do I lose the capacity to clean up after myself.

Marcus Orealias @morealias.bsky.social · 1d

He's likely to be held accountable by history, but even then I suspect it'll be a murky accounting.

Unless we get a true firebrand of a politician in office following him who really starts holding feet to the fire.

By ZOD I have dreams... shhhh, shhhh... don't say anything, you'll ruin the dream.

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Marcus Orealias @morealias.bsky.social · 1d

I don't know about "constitutionally disqualified", but otherwise, yes. Unfortunately, that is the timeline we're in.

The "constitutionally disqualified" part would require he be actually held criminally accountable for the "insurrection"... which I doubt will ever happen.

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Marcus Orealias @morealias.bsky.social · 1d

As someone who hands washed his dishes after every meal, I do not understand this concept of not having clean dishes to eat from.

I could literally have one set of dishes and I'd always have clean dishes to eat from for every meal...

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Marcus Orealias @morealias.bsky.social · 1d

If you break the noodles into small enough pieces like a ZOD damned heathen you can easily eat them with a spoon.

Or you could just wash a fork you lazy mofo.

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Marcus Orealias @morealias.bsky.social · 1d

RIGOROUS SELF-CRITIQUE [Challenging: Success] – "We can do better..."

Marcus Orealias @morealias.bsky.social · 1d

ESPRIT DE CORPS – HO-RAH!

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Marcus Orealias @morealias.bsky.social · 1d

ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN – "It's a calling and it's all they deserve, the taste of the gutter as you grind them down, your knee upon their neck, the scent of their fear rising up in waves, fueling your action, feeding your need for violence."

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Marcus Orealias @morealias.bsky.social · 1d

BADGE: LTN-2JFR DU BOIS – You most certainly have been and likely shall be again, though you've had your turn as white knight and hero haven't you?

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Marcus Orealias @morealias.bsky.social · 1d

ENCYCLOPEDIA – All Cops Are Bastards, a refrain to incite distrust in civil law authority among the lower classes and bring a measure accountability needs from the within the boys in blue, though that rarely succeeds.

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Marcus Orealias @morealias.bsky.social · 1d

Harry standing behind disheveled Harry with his gun drawn.
First Harry is staring at a wall upon which is scrawled ACAB, brush dangling from his hand and sloppy paint bucket at his feet.

(Below the image are the following captions...)

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Marcus Orealias @morealias.bsky.social · 1d

Is anyone going to ask what he is doing that is so important that is keeping him from ever getting to the bottom of what is going on around him?

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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 1d

During the government shutdown, President Trump:

- Raised $250 million from billionaires for a ballroom
- Gave Qatar an Air Force facility in Idaho
- Doubled Argentina's bailout to $40 billion

What happened to America First?

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 1d

Can any Newark folks help?

Kasey @spacekase.bsky.social · 1d

@catsofyore.bsky.social Hi there! Do you know of any cat rescues around Newark, NJ? I stumbled across a listing on eBay, of all places, for a cat who was abandoned, and I want to get him taken care of but I'm not in the area

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Djinn & Tonic 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇬🇱 @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 1d

I genuinely believe that the next president should arrest Trump first thing. Simply make a national security determination - a thing which falls within the "core powers" of the presidency! - and dare Roberts to overturn his own ruling

Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 2d

Here's a fun little nugget from Trump's demand that DOJ pay him, personally, $250 million: In his memo, he argues that prosecutors "should have foreseen" that he has "immunity from prosecution for officials acts." Thank you John Roberts, great rule of law-ing, sir! static01.nyt.com/newsgraphics...

Moreover, as former U.S. Court of Appeals Judge and now-Attorney General Merrick
Garland should have foreseen, President Trump had immunity from prosecution for
official acts.23 As such, given the Supreme Court's immunity decision and Judge
Cannon's dismissal of the prosecution on grounds that the Special Counsel's
appointment violated the appointments clause and his office was funded through an
19 Superseding Indictment at 1-4, United States v. Trump et al., No. 23-80101-CR, 2024 WL 3404555
(S.D Fla. July 15, 2024) (the original indictment was dated June 8, 2023).
20 United States v. Trump, No. 23-80101-CR, 2024 WL 3404555, at * 1 (S.D. Fla. July 15, 2024)
(hereinafter " Dismissal Order”).
21 Order Denying Motion for Franks Hearing and Reserving Ruling on Balance of Motion Pending
Necessary Factual Development at 9, U.S. v. Trump et al., No. 23-80101- CR (S.D. FL June 27, 2024)
(Document 655) (“But the Court determines that some of the terms in that document ( e.g.,
'national
defense information' and ‘Presidential Records'), do not carry ‘generally understood meaning[ s]' such
that a law enforcement agent, without further clarification, would have known to identify such
material as 'seizable” property'[.]"); accord. id. at 10 ("the present record does not indicate , for example,
whether the clarifying information in the affidavit was attached to the warrant or expressly
incorporated into it [See ECF No. 567 p. 13] ”) .
22 Constitutional Questions After the Raid on Mar-a-Lago, National Constitution Center 2 ( August 18,
2022), https://constitutioncenter.org/media/files/Mar-a-lago_Raid_Transcript.pdf .
23 Trump v. United States, 144 S. Ct. 2312, 2327 (2024) .

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Marcus Orealias @morealias.bsky.social · 1d

Children have food, shelter, etc just are granted to them without effort, what else would you expect them to think?

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