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not pope
bound for glory
he/him
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
i wonder if vince guaraldi's family has generational wealth
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Vanderbilt has an ad running in LaGuardia calling themselves “New York’s SEC team”
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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The beautiful bird has settled at the Battery in downtown New York following a lengthy stay in the quiet gardens of Roosevelt Island and a brief, chaotic stint in Midtown Manhattan. She's the only wild turkey in Manhattan.
https://cnn.it/3X9C7ct
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
it's very funny that all it took was one hour of bullshitting with mamdani and a bunch of ostensible leftists are all over twitter being like you know what i think we can work with this trump guy he's not so bad
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
one thing a show can do to hook me is needle drop "cornflake girl" by tori amos
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
these guys straight up love donald trump. that's all there is to it. they jump at any excuse to talk about how awesome he is
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
lane kiffin needs to meet with zohran mamdani about taking the giants job
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Trump taking down all the pictures of Andrew Jackson and replacing them with James Baldwin quotes
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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um.

If this is what you're reaching for as a *comforting* comparison...
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
riverboat rizgod just basically used the same idol three tribals in a row without actually using it once. honestly very impressive #survivor49
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
dad told me my no shave november look was "not working" and "it's time to call it" and you know what? he was right
November 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.

www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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i just dont know
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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CURAÇAO BECOME THE SMALLEST NATION TO EVER QUALIFY FOR THE WORLD CUP 🫡🇨🇼

THE ISLAND NATION ONLY HAVE A POPULATION OF APPROXIMATELY 160,000 🤯
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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i think it's important to note that bill maher doesn't like mamdani because he's muslim. that's the whole reason
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Keith Olbermann out here like “uh DUH! I was trying to impress the teenager I was fucking”
It has become very clear that “me too” didn’t go nearly far enough
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
[watching yellowjackets for the first time] damn. glad this isnt happening to me
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Just told my 10yo daughter about #LarrySummers. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Larrykanda forever"—which is the sort of pop culture cross-over I can celebrate.
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
people who only watch the NFL and not college probably think Ashton Jeanty is a complete nobody because of the way the Raiders use him
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
ryan lizza is such an unbelievably bad writer that this is hard to slog through but it's worth it for the twist at the end
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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They’re calling it the most convincing ultimatum of all time
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM