morgan
@morgoftheflies.bsky.social
not pope
bound for glory
he/him
bound for glory
he/him
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
i wonder if vince guaraldi's family has generational wealth
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i wonder if vince guaraldi's family has generational wealth
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Vanderbilt has an ad running in LaGuardia calling themselves “New York’s SEC team”
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Vanderbilt has an ad running in LaGuardia calling themselves “New York’s SEC team”
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The beautiful bird has settled at the Battery in downtown New York following a lengthy stay in the quiet gardens of Roosevelt Island and a brief, chaotic stint in Midtown Manhattan. She's the only wild turkey in Manhattan.
https://cnn.it/3X9C7ct
https://cnn.it/3X9C7ct
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The beautiful bird has settled at the Battery in downtown New York following a lengthy stay in the quiet gardens of Roosevelt Island and a brief, chaotic stint in Midtown Manhattan. She's the only wild turkey in Manhattan.
https://cnn.it/3X9C7ct
https://cnn.it/3X9C7ct
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it's very funny that all it took was one hour of bullshitting with mamdani and a bunch of ostensible leftists are all over twitter being like you know what i think we can work with this trump guy he's not so bad
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
it's very funny that all it took was one hour of bullshitting with mamdani and a bunch of ostensible leftists are all over twitter being like you know what i think we can work with this trump guy he's not so bad
one thing a show can do to hook me is needle drop "cornflake girl" by tori amos
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
one thing a show can do to hook me is needle drop "cornflake girl" by tori amos
these guys straight up love donald trump. that's all there is to it. they jump at any excuse to talk about how awesome he is
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
these guys straight up love donald trump. that's all there is to it. they jump at any excuse to talk about how awesome he is
lane kiffin needs to meet with zohran mamdani about taking the giants job
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
lane kiffin needs to meet with zohran mamdani about taking the giants job
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Trump taking down all the pictures of Andrew Jackson and replacing them with James Baldwin quotes
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Trump taking down all the pictures of Andrew Jackson and replacing them with James Baldwin quotes
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um.
If this is what you're reaching for as a *comforting* comparison...
If this is what you're reaching for as a *comforting* comparison...
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
um.
If this is what you're reaching for as a *comforting* comparison...
If this is what you're reaching for as a *comforting* comparison...
riverboat rizgod just basically used the same idol three tribals in a row without actually using it once. honestly very impressive #survivor49
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
riverboat rizgod just basically used the same idol three tribals in a row without actually using it once. honestly very impressive #survivor49
dad told me my no shave november look was "not working" and "it's time to call it" and you know what? he was right
November 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
dad told me my no shave november look was "not working" and "it's time to call it" and you know what? he was right
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one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
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CURAÇAO BECOME THE SMALLEST NATION TO EVER QUALIFY FOR THE WORLD CUP 🫡🇨🇼
THE ISLAND NATION ONLY HAVE A POPULATION OF APPROXIMATELY 160,000 🤯
THE ISLAND NATION ONLY HAVE A POPULATION OF APPROXIMATELY 160,000 🤯
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
CURAÇAO BECOME THE SMALLEST NATION TO EVER QUALIFY FOR THE WORLD CUP 🫡🇨🇼
THE ISLAND NATION ONLY HAVE A POPULATION OF APPROXIMATELY 160,000 🤯
THE ISLAND NATION ONLY HAVE A POPULATION OF APPROXIMATELY 160,000 🤯
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i think it's important to note that bill maher doesn't like mamdani because he's muslim. that's the whole reason
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
i think it's important to note that bill maher doesn't like mamdani because he's muslim. that's the whole reason
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Keith Olbermann out here like “uh DUH! I was trying to impress the teenager I was fucking”
It has become very clear that “me too” didn’t go nearly far enough
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Keith Olbermann out here like “uh DUH! I was trying to impress the teenager I was fucking”
[watching yellowjackets for the first time] damn. glad this isnt happening to me
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
[watching yellowjackets for the first time] damn. glad this isnt happening to me
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Just told my 10yo daughter about #LarrySummers. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Larrykanda forever"—which is the sort of pop culture cross-over I can celebrate.
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Just told my 10yo daughter about #LarrySummers. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Larrykanda forever"—which is the sort of pop culture cross-over I can celebrate.
people who only watch the NFL and not college probably think Ashton Jeanty is a complete nobody because of the way the Raiders use him
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
people who only watch the NFL and not college probably think Ashton Jeanty is a complete nobody because of the way the Raiders use him
ryan lizza is such an unbelievably bad writer that this is hard to slog through but it's worth it for the twist at the end
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
ryan lizza is such an unbelievably bad writer that this is hard to slog through but it's worth it for the twist at the end
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They’re calling it the most convincing ultimatum of all time
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
They’re calling it the most convincing ultimatum of all time