Alex
@mornflake.bsky.social
🍕 Sunderland supporter #SAFC. Gig goer. PC geek. Vinyl spinner. Crap photographer. He/him
⏯️ last.fm/user/SirRoid
🎧 https://open.spotify.com/user/coltcabana
⏯️ last.fm/user/SirRoid
🎧 https://open.spotify.com/user/coltcabana
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Alex
@mornflake.bsky.social
· Jan 18
🎹 G I G S 2 0 2 4 🎸
Finally, finally, FINALLY got to my first gig of the year! Mid-March ffs! Never waited this long to see a show (pandemics aside).
Plenty lined up for the rest of the year though.
Finally, finally, FINALLY got to my first gig of the year! Mid-March ffs! Never waited this long to see a show (pandemics aside).
Plenty lined up for the rest of the year though.
🎸 G I G S 2 0 2 5 🎹
🔜 Just started 2025 with an absolute banger.
MY 2024 gigs are here: bsky.app/profile/alex...
🔜 Just started 2025 with an absolute banger.
MY 2024 gigs are here: bsky.app/profile/alex...
Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind!
Rapping dog PaRappa the Rapper, ‘90s PlayStation game character, in Tokyo
January 7, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind!
Completely forgot Pembele existed! Seemed like a decent signing at the time, and we gave him a 5-year contract.
Questionable fitness, and refused to play for our U21s. I'm happy to see us finally shift some stinkers.
#SAFC
Questionable fitness, and refused to play for our U21s. I'm happy to see us finally shift some stinkers.
#SAFC
Transferts : Timothée Pembele (Sunderland) revient au Havre
Transferts : Timothée Pembele (Sunderland) revient au Havre
www.lequipe.fr
January 5, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Completely forgot Pembele existed! Seemed like a decent signing at the time, and we gave him a 5-year contract.
Questionable fitness, and refused to play for our U21s. I'm happy to see us finally shift some stinkers.
#SAFC
Questionable fitness, and refused to play for our U21s. I'm happy to see us finally shift some stinkers.
#SAFC
Reposted by Alex
27 years ago today, Mankind won the WWE Championship on Raw.
Stone Cold Steve Austin assisted in the win and got one of the loudest pops in history.
Stone Cold Steve Austin assisted in the win and got one of the loudest pops in history.
January 4, 2026 at 6:13 PM
27 years ago today, Mankind won the WWE Championship on Raw.
Stone Cold Steve Austin assisted in the win and got one of the loudest pops in history.
Stone Cold Steve Austin assisted in the win and got one of the loudest pops in history.
Clawed this one back, and eventually grew into the game. Really please with 3 points (so far) from this 'AFCON period'.
#SAFC Ha'way the lads!
#SAFC Ha'way the lads!
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Clawed this one back, and eventually grew into the game. Really please with 3 points (so far) from this 'AFCON period'.
#SAFC Ha'way the lads!
#SAFC Ha'way the lads!
That yellow for Cirkin is taking the piss.
No wonder Brazil is in the shit, playing clownshoes like Richarlison, Joelinton and Guimaraes
No wonder Brazil is in the shit, playing clownshoes like Richarlison, Joelinton and Guimaraes
January 4, 2026 at 4:09 PM
That yellow for Cirkin is taking the piss.
No wonder Brazil is in the shit, playing clownshoes like Richarlison, Joelinton and Guimaraes
No wonder Brazil is in the shit, playing clownshoes like Richarlison, Joelinton and Guimaraes
A poor first half from #SAFC. I'd take Brobbey off, move Mayenda upfront, and stick Rigg on the right.
Either that, or Brobbey needs to drop much deeper.
Either that, or Brobbey needs to drop much deeper.
January 4, 2026 at 3:48 PM
A poor first half from #SAFC. I'd take Brobbey off, move Mayenda upfront, and stick Rigg on the right.
Either that, or Brobbey needs to drop much deeper.
Either that, or Brobbey needs to drop much deeper.
Is Ballard going to be an emergency centre forward?! 😅
I think the faff with Guiu has cost us a few goals, hopefully we can bring someone in this month to come off the bench.
#SAFC
I think the faff with Guiu has cost us a few goals, hopefully we can bring someone in this month to come off the bench.
#SAFC
January 4, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Is Ballard going to be an emergency centre forward?! 😅
I think the faff with Guiu has cost us a few goals, hopefully we can bring someone in this month to come off the bench.
#SAFC
I think the faff with Guiu has cost us a few goals, hopefully we can bring someone in this month to come off the bench.
#SAFC
January 3, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I have uploaded my gig pics for November and December. Please forgive me for spamming your timelines, it's been a busy few months, and work has been kicking my arse 😵💫
I hope paying the cat tax will help you forgive 🙏
I hope paying the cat tax will help you forgive 🙏
January 2, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I have uploaded my gig pics for November and December. Please forgive me for spamming your timelines, it's been a busy few months, and work has been kicking my arse 😵💫
I hope paying the cat tax will help you forgive 🙏
I hope paying the cat tax will help you forgive 🙏
Reposted by Alex
On the field for us today vs ManCity:
Cirkin +90mins
Hume +90mins
Meyenda +90mins
Isidor
Mundle
All played for us in the Championship
Hume, Cirkin played for us in
League 1. What a fucking group! 🫡
#Sunderland | #SAFC
Cirkin +90mins
Hume +90mins
Meyenda +90mins
Isidor
Mundle
All played for us in the Championship
Hume, Cirkin played for us in
League 1. What a fucking group! 🫡
#Sunderland | #SAFC
January 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
On the field for us today vs ManCity:
Cirkin +90mins
Hume +90mins
Meyenda +90mins
Isidor
Mundle
All played for us in the Championship
Hume, Cirkin played for us in
League 1. What a fucking group! 🫡
#Sunderland | #SAFC
Cirkin +90mins
Hume +90mins
Meyenda +90mins
Isidor
Mundle
All played for us in the Championship
Hume, Cirkin played for us in
League 1. What a fucking group! 🫡
#Sunderland | #SAFC
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Brigitte Calls Me Baby Lasagne
Brigitte Calls Me Baby Lasagne
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Bullet For My Bloody Valentine
Actually one of these bands has been significantly improved! 😂
Bullet For My Bloody Valentine
Actually one of these bands has been significantly improved! 😂
Neu!tral Milk Hotel
December 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Brigitte Calls Me Baby Lasagne
Brigitte Calls Me Baby Lasagne
Reposted by Alex
My son bought me what I thought was a drill. Turned out to be a toblerone gaffer-taped to a bottle of Bailey’s.
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
My son bought me what I thought was a drill. Turned out to be a toblerone gaffer-taped to a bottle of Bailey’s.
Reposted by Alex
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf... but have you heard of
December 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf... but have you heard of
Merry Christmas, everyone 🎅🎄
Hopefully a fat man, with a big beard, has broke into your house and left a few gifts 😎
Hopefully a fat man, with a big beard, has broke into your house and left a few gifts 😎
December 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Merry Christmas, everyone 🎅🎄
Hopefully a fat man, with a big beard, has broke into your house and left a few gifts 😎
Hopefully a fat man, with a big beard, has broke into your house and left a few gifts 😎
Reposted by Alex
Commentatorballs: collecting the very best of the wisdom of pundits. These are all real quotes from real commentators.
Watch ‘An Evening with Private Eye 2025’ in full, on Private Eye’s YouTube channel now.
Watch ‘An Evening with Private Eye 2025’ in full, on Private Eye’s YouTube channel now.
December 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Commentatorballs: collecting the very best of the wisdom of pundits. These are all real quotes from real commentators.
Watch ‘An Evening with Private Eye 2025’ in full, on Private Eye’s YouTube channel now.
Watch ‘An Evening with Private Eye 2025’ in full, on Private Eye’s YouTube channel now.
SAFC Women down 1-0, at home to (bottom of the table) Ipswich Town. Only 19 minutes into it, but a really poor game so far.
December 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
SAFC Women down 1-0, at home to (bottom of the table) Ipswich Town. Only 19 minutes into it, but a really poor game so far.
Reposted by Alex
Tell me you don't see it
December 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Tell me you don't see it
Seems daft having the opening game of AFCON on E4, rather than Channel 4, who are showing The Little Mermaid (lol) instead.
December 21, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Seems daft having the opening game of AFCON on E4, rather than Channel 4, who are showing The Little Mermaid (lol) instead.
📍 Fire Station, Sunderland
🍺 Music Sippy IPA (Vaux)
💸 4.50ish a pint (probs more tbh)
Awaiting The Futureheads!!!
🍺 Music Sippy IPA (Vaux)
💸 4.50ish a pint (probs more tbh)
Awaiting The Futureheads!!!
December 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
📍 Fire Station, Sunderland
🍺 Music Sippy IPA (Vaux)
💸 4.50ish a pint (probs more tbh)
Awaiting The Futureheads!!!
🍺 Music Sippy IPA (Vaux)
💸 4.50ish a pint (probs more tbh)
Awaiting The Futureheads!!!
Only appropriate to show all 19 pixels of Mart Poom's incredible header vs. Derby County (with Simon Crabtree on comms!)
Pooooooooom! #SAFC
(22 years ago btw 😱)
Pooooooooom! #SAFC
(22 years ago btw 😱)
December 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Only appropriate to show all 19 pixels of Mart Poom's incredible header vs. Derby County (with Simon Crabtree on comms!)
Pooooooooom! #SAFC
(22 years ago btw 😱)
Pooooooooom! #SAFC
(22 years ago btw 😱)