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Chris Larkin
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Fae king consort, aka Mr. Pie Fairy at thepiefairy.com. Latchkey adult. Aspiring fake sports journalist. I am my own imaginary friend.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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How to get rid of Citizens United?

We can do away with it without a new Supreme Court. Nor do we need a constitutional amendment.

There’s a far simpler way. Let me explain: https://robertreich.substack.com/p/how-to-get-rid-of-citizens-united
How to Get Rid of "Citizens United"
We can do away with it without a new Supreme Court. Nor do we need a constitutional amendment. There’s a far simpler way
robertreich.substack.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Cool $10k journalism award opportunity for those covering immigrants, LTBTQ+ people, disabled people, and other marginalized communities!

cronkite.asu.edu/shaufler-prize
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Let's make a Socialist mixtape. Gimme your nominations, comrades.
Pulp - Common People
YouTube video by PulpVEVO
youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Weekends at dad's apartment, sleeping on a crappy futon, were made much better when we both fell in love with MST3K on Comedy Central.
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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my brain anytime someone is talking to me
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Oh! Yeah! Right! Like the guy in the seven thousand dollar suit is involved in a child sex trafficking ring! Get real, Michael!
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation

They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The CDC website says the leading cause of autism is ligma.
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
When the guest is pleased with the amount of fresh cracked black pepper I have distributed
November 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Unrelated, but I used to date a woman who roofied her kids with Benadryl so we could go have sex. Amazed it didn't work out between us.
Deliriants like Benadryl can bring on terrifying hallucinations in high doses. Some Gen Z-ers are taking at least a dozen pills at a time—and challenging others to do the same.
Young People Are Tripping on Benadryl—and It’s Always a Bad Time
Deliriants like Benadryl can bring on terrifying hallucinations in high doses. Some Gen Z-ers are taking at least a dozen pills at a time—and challenging others to do the same.
wrd.cm
November 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
My back-up career is Socialist Andy Rooney, but I'm afraid @rbreich.bsky.social has me beat. 😔
And now, a message from Mr. Pie Fairy:
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Hello.

I'm sorry to start off a holiday letter like this, but when I hear major retailers use words like "give" and "share" and "care" and "love", I bristle with contempt. 🧵
November 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The great part about clods using AI art for promotion is that it makes my ham-fisted attempts at graphic design look "wholesome" and "genuinely rustic".
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Bluesky has partnered with ChatGPT to use your posts. You are automatically enrolled. To opt out, you *MUST* type "Renee Russo's boobs in The Thomas Crowne Affair" in the replys of this post.
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Finally, some traditional American cuisine.
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Soccer Question: for the next Union Omaha match versus Charlotte, can I bring a "DOMINATE THE CLT!" sign or so people get kicked out for that sort of thing?
November 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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These posters started popping up ahead of next week’s We Ain’t Buying It boycott.

From Nov 27 - Dec 1, folks are stepping back from corporate chains like Target, Home Depot, and Amazon. People are done being squeezed, so they are using the leverage of their wallets 💥
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Is Trader Joe’s a scam?
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I'm home.
a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .
Alt: a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The list was alphabetical, and he's very, very old.
Warren Buffett Just Bought Alphabet Stock, and Here's The Likely Reason Why | The Motley Fool
Warren Buffett finally bought the Search giant, and it's likely due to this one specific reason.
www.fool.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Hello Pals! Just a quick check-in to say:

😔 Wednesday is closed for sales.
🙂 Monday and Tuesday are still available!
🥳 We're celebrating #SmallBusinessSaturday in Benson at Floors, Floors, Floors!

More details soon! Love you! 🫓🧚♥️
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
For those wondering, Singapore is kinda like if we lost NYC to the Republicans.
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM