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Chris Larkin

@mostimpressive.bsky.social

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Fae king consort, aka Mr. Pie Fairy at thepiefairy.com. Latchkey adult. Aspiring fake sports journalist. I am my own imaginary friend.

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Chris Larkin @mostimpressive.bsky.social · 11h

It's a little wild and a little strange
Riding Shai-Halud out on the range.
Start your sandworm and come along.
Here's a maker hook so you can hold on.

Singin' LISAN AL-GAIB!
(LISAN AL-GAI-WHAT?)

Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · Jun 28

Hey Dune

The cast of the television show Hey Dude but with their eyes blued and little crude tubes drawn on their face making them look like Fremen from Dune

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K. Liakos @kliakos.com · 13h

America 2025:

The facade of a store in a Delaware strip mall called its fashion but the lights on the o n and exclamation point are out so it says it’s fashi

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Chris Larkin @mostimpressive.bsky.social · 3d

Q. When do I select my week of sleep?

Omniman, from "Invincible" saying "That's the neat part. You don't!"

Chris Larkin @mostimpressive.bsky.social · 3d

My friend, let me introduce you to
✨GENERALIZED ANXIETY DISORDER✨

drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 3d

you should be able to pick one week a year and sleep through it with no consequences

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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 6d

“we heard tale of expanding the tent”

Photo of the three vampires from “sinners” trying to get invited into the juke joint where a party is happening

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Chris Larkin @mostimpressive.bsky.social · 6d

Verily.

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Make Some Noise @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social · 6d

We think Dr. Goodall would have been honored by this 🫶

#MakeSomeNoise

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 6d

It’s 2037 and my microwave is prompting me to download the Hot Pocket Plus Pass for $9.99 a month

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Chris Larkin @mostimpressive.bsky.social · 6d

Well, that's a bit too 'on the nose'.

Warren Buffett Says Don’t Bother Investing in Companies Solving Hard Problems, ‘What We Have Learned Is to Avoid Them’

Warren Buffett’s reflections on business strategy highlight the power of simplicity, discipline, and choosing solvable problems over unnecessary complexity.

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 7d

New York City, I can see a future with you. And it’s one we can afford.

Our new ad just aired during The Golden Bachelor.

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Swolesome 🍉 @swolesome.bsky.social · 7d

I've started doing this thing where I just talk to everyone else like they're a communist and the vast majority of people roll with it because we're agreeing so hard on everything.

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Chris Larkin @mostimpressive.bsky.social · 8d

Government shut down. Post communist memes.

The red light Seinfeld meme, but make it communist.

Chris Larkin @mostimpressive.bsky.social · 9d

More like "aye, I think you need some more whimsical people in your life who know what it's like to actually create things".

Chris Larkin @mostimpressive.bsky.social · 9d

Checking in: has OPD gone at least 24 hours since they last pulled a gun on our world champ?

Chris Larkin @mostimpressive.bsky.social · 10d

Yet another use of Brennan Lee Mulligan and a speech bubble. #RoseateSpoonbill

Chris Larkin @mostimpressive.bsky.social · 10d

If you haven't tried @dropout.tv yet, you really should.

youtu.be/2IAPeSbFq_M?...

thank you :D

YouTube video by Dropout

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 11d

Oh, hi, Mark

Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 11d

zuckerberg trying for John Wick this Halloween but ending up more ghislaine maxwell

Zuckerberg in a black suit and a wig that's a thick, black bob

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Chris Larkin @mostimpressive.bsky.social · 11d

Je suis Kum et Go ✊

Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 11d

i can't believe they really rebranding Kum & Go into Maverik, goddamn mormons

this is a war on america

Chris Larkin @mostimpressive.bsky.social · 11d

And with this thought, a single prayer. May they serve you well.

Hakeem Jeffries @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social · 11d

The Trump administration’s threat to deploy troops in Portland is unlawful.

Here’s a thought.

Focus on protecting the healthcare of the American people.

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · Jun 9

It takes Rowdy Roddy Piper less than 10 minutes to figure out what needs to be done

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RealChad318 @therealchad318.bsky.social · 15d

@jonbois.bsky.social Watching Baseball

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BJ Colangelo @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 16d

Need a new streaming service for all of that boycott money? How about investing in @dropout.tv, a progressive comedy platform that doesn't bend the knee to fascism!

Not sold? Check out the trailer for @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social season 4!

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With American Comedy Under Attack, It's Time To Discover The Funniest Show You Haven't Seen - SlashFilm

In an era where American comedy is under attack, this improv show won't be censored (unless host Sam Reich goes on a comedic power trip).

www.slashfilm.com

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Chris Larkin @mostimpressive.bsky.social · 15d

What are you guys doing, post-Rapture? Like, I could go home, unless we're all meeting up somewhere?

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 15d

[youth pastor voice] you know who else got cancelled only to return in three days time?

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