PaxtonPullman
@paxtonpullman.bsky.social
Midwestern dad. Ska and Pro Wrestling are the only legitimate forms of art. Black bean burritos. My pets.
He/him.
He/him.
This is a very good joke. A+.
His robes are now even more holy
Bishop Richard Moth named as new Archbishop of Westminster
December 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This is a very good joke. A+.
This happened in 2023 and was a fun time.
December 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This happened in 2023 and was a fun time.
I wish Ana De Armas kept her arms straight out in front of her like this in the final cut of the film.
"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out
pick up a pencil and a napkin
pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I wish Ana De Armas kept her arms straight out in front of her like this in the final cut of the film.
Hell yeah, brother.
December 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Hell yeah, brother.
Much like Cameron Poe in Con Air, my fighting skills are considered a lethal weapon*
*I was on the JV wrestling team in 9th and 10th grade.
*I was on the JV wrestling team in 9th and 10th grade.
a man with long hair and a beard is crying in a room .
Alt: a man with long hair and a beard is crying in a room .
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Much like Cameron Poe in Con Air, my fighting skills are considered a lethal weapon*
*I was on the JV wrestling team in 9th and 10th grade.
*I was on the JV wrestling team in 9th and 10th grade.
The staggering amount of people who personally blamed me, a teenager working at a Midwest Blockbuster, for how much they hated The Talented Mr. Ripley and American Beauty. I was *repeatedly* told I was going to hell.
I never recommend them once, I just was scanning them back in!
I never recommend them once, I just was scanning them back in!
man i have never had as many stupid questions as when i worked at Lush, just thinking about it now and we really put retail workers Through It don't we
December 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM
The staggering amount of people who personally blamed me, a teenager working at a Midwest Blockbuster, for how much they hated The Talented Mr. Ripley and American Beauty. I was *repeatedly* told I was going to hell.
I never recommend them once, I just was scanning them back in!
I never recommend them once, I just was scanning them back in!
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Foley has been my favorite since his WCW days and I'm glad he's taking a stand. Honestly it should have happened years ago but I'm just some random asshole.
Mick Foley Announces He Is Parting Ways With WWE Over Relationship With Donald Trump - More here: wrestlingnews.co/wwe-news/mic...
December 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Foley has been my favorite since his WCW days and I'm glad he's taking a stand. Honestly it should have happened years ago but I'm just some random asshole.
I haven't had booze in 8 months. There were no serious issues. I'm not in recovery or anything like that. I'm just trying to be healthy and mindful is all.
But on *that day*, you know, the day when it *finally* happens, I'm going to buy nice bourbon and get absolutely blasted in celebration.
But on *that day*, you know, the day when it *finally* happens, I'm going to buy nice bourbon and get absolutely blasted in celebration.
December 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I haven't had booze in 8 months. There were no serious issues. I'm not in recovery or anything like that. I'm just trying to be healthy and mindful is all.
But on *that day*, you know, the day when it *finally* happens, I'm going to buy nice bourbon and get absolutely blasted in celebration.
But on *that day*, you know, the day when it *finally* happens, I'm going to buy nice bourbon and get absolutely blasted in celebration.
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The restaurant I'm in just played Lamb of God followed by Clarence Carter's Strokin' and is now playing Barbie Girl.
December 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The restaurant I'm in just played Lamb of God followed by Clarence Carter's Strokin' and is now playing Barbie Girl.
Me, when my wife takes off her shirt
December 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Me, when my wife takes off her shirt
I hated this character when I was a child and I hate this character as a grown ass man
December 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I hated this character when I was a child and I hate this character as a grown ass man
David Byrne is playing two nights in my city and it immediately sold old and resellers are asking for over $330 for each ticket.
a snl logo can be seen in the corner of a photo
Alt: David Byrne shouting
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
David Byrne is playing two nights in my city and it immediately sold old and resellers are asking for over $330 for each ticket.
I'd tell Indiana Governor Mike Braun to lick my asshole but my asshole didn't do anything to deserve that.
December 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I'd tell Indiana Governor Mike Braun to lick my asshole but my asshole didn't do anything to deserve that.
If you can't handle me at playing the Heat Blu-ray and skipping to the shootout, you don't deserve me at the playing Assassination of Jesses James by the Coward Robert Ford and skipping to the train robbery.
a man in a hat and coat is walking down train tracks in the dark .
Alt: a man in a hat and coat is walking down train tracks in the dark .
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
If you can't handle me at playing the Heat Blu-ray and skipping to the shootout, you don't deserve me at the playing Assassination of Jesses James by the Coward Robert Ford and skipping to the train robbery.
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One of the most blatantly authoritarian threats in a Trump term full of them
December 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
One of the most blatantly authoritarian threats in a Trump term full of them
Tonight you'll be visited by three spirits
December 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Tonight you'll be visited by three spirits
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Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
My ten year old: There's something I just can't get out of my head
Me: Yeah? What's that?
Him: The Hessians
Me: I'm sorry what?
Him: You know, the Hessians. The German soldiers who fought for whoever paid them. I've been thinking about them a lot lately.
Me: Yeah? What's that?
Him: The Hessians
Me: I'm sorry what?
Him: You know, the Hessians. The German soldiers who fought for whoever paid them. I've been thinking about them a lot lately.
December 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
My ten year old: There's something I just can't get out of my head
Me: Yeah? What's that?
Him: The Hessians
Me: I'm sorry what?
Him: You know, the Hessians. The German soldiers who fought for whoever paid them. I've been thinking about them a lot lately.
Me: Yeah? What's that?
Him: The Hessians
Me: I'm sorry what?
Him: You know, the Hessians. The German soldiers who fought for whoever paid them. I've been thinking about them a lot lately.
Ah jeez. Malo was such an incredible talent with a voice of gold and a stage presence smoother than silk.
Raul Malo, the soulful tenor and frontman of the genre-defying, Grammy-winning band The Mavericks, has died. He was 60.
Raul Malo, the soulful tenor and frontman of The Mavericks, has died at age 60
Raul Malo, the soulful tenor and frontman of The Mavericks, has died at age 60. He was battling colon cancer and later leptomeningeal disease, a rare complication when cancer spreads to membranes around the brain and spinal cord.
bit.ly
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Ah jeez. Malo was such an incredible talent with a voice of gold and a stage presence smoother than silk.
Cormac McCarthy-themed burlesque show called All The Titty Horses
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Cormac McCarthy-themed burlesque show called All The Titty Horses
Just got a Christmas card from Grandma and instead of the usual $5 bill she gave me complete ownership of Warner Brothers?!?
December 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Just got a Christmas card from Grandma and instead of the usual $5 bill she gave me complete ownership of Warner Brothers?!?
I have a *lot* of issues with college football but it is really incredible to see IU football be this good. It truly is like seeing a fish dance a Charleston.
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I have a *lot* of issues with college football but it is really incredible to see IU football be this good. It truly is like seeing a fish dance a Charleston.