PaxtonPullman
@paxtonpullman.bsky.social
Midwestern dad. Ska and Pro Wrestling are the only legitimate forms of art. Black bean burritos. My pets.
He/him.
He/him.
Why would Charles Foster Kane care about a sled when he's an adult?
Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
February 9, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Why would Charles Foster Kane care about a sled when he's an adult?
Halftime shows should only feature ska covers of Jimmy Eat World's Clarity. Nothing else.
theholophonics.bandcamp.com/album/maskar...
theholophonics.bandcamp.com/album/maskar...
MaSKArades Vol. 12: Jimmy Eat World: Clarity, by The Holophonics
14 track album
theholophonics.bandcamp.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Halftime shows should only feature ska covers of Jimmy Eat World's Clarity. Nothing else.
theholophonics.bandcamp.com/album/maskar...
theholophonics.bandcamp.com/album/maskar...
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I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
Controversial opinion: The Seahawks should move to Oklahoma City
I'm the only brave enough to say it. The cartoon White Witch from The Lion, the Witch, the Wardrobe can absolutely get it.
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Controversial opinion: The Seahawks should move to Oklahoma City
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I'm the only brave enough to say it. The cartoon White Witch from The Lion, the Witch, the Wardrobe can absolutely get it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I'm the only brave enough to say it. The cartoon White Witch from The Lion, the Witch, the Wardrobe can absolutely get it.
Just explained to my kid that what we just saw was an incredibly powerful and important work of art. That we must stand up for what's right, that we must stand up for our neighbors, and that art can be joyful and entertaining but also a crucial voice against hatred and evil.
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Just explained to my kid that what we just saw was an incredibly powerful and important work of art. That we must stand up for what's right, that we must stand up for our neighbors, and that art can be joyful and entertaining but also a crucial voice against hatred and evil.
The Dunkin Donuts ad grossed me out, but I'm glad it got work for Jason Alexander and Ted Danson who need all the help they can get financially.
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
The Dunkin Donuts ad grossed me out, but I'm glad it got work for Jason Alexander and Ted Danson who need all the help they can get financially.
My 10 year old's Super Bowl thoughts so far:
-Lays are, in fact, America's favorite chips
-Just show the trailer for Minions
-Ubereats should be named "lazy people want a snack"
-It's weird to name a team after a general region instead of a specific city or state
-Lays are, in fact, America's favorite chips
-Just show the trailer for Minions
-Ubereats should be named "lazy people want a snack"
-It's weird to name a team after a general region instead of a specific city or state
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
My 10 year old's Super Bowl thoughts so far:
-Lays are, in fact, America's favorite chips
-Just show the trailer for Minions
-Ubereats should be named "lazy people want a snack"
-It's weird to name a team after a general region instead of a specific city or state
-Lays are, in fact, America's favorite chips
-Just show the trailer for Minions
-Ubereats should be named "lazy people want a snack"
-It's weird to name a team after a general region instead of a specific city or state
Nick Lutsko is my personal Lee Greenwood.
Did the music for this MANSCAPED Super Bowl spot 🏉
MANSCAPED® Presents "Hair Ballad"
YouTube video by MANSCAPED®
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Nick Lutsko is my personal Lee Greenwood.
Alternate universe where Mr. T Experience plays the Super Bowl preshow
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Alternate universe where Mr. T Experience plays the Super Bowl preshow
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This is where I’m compelled to mention that I own his hat.
February 8, 2026 at 9:05 PM
This is where I’m compelled to mention that I own his hat.
Rumors and leaks abound that the secret guests at the halftime show will be mid 90s Fort Wayne, IN ska band The Skavossas. Get your bets in now.
youtu.be/acK0EGTE798?...
youtu.be/acK0EGTE798?...
Skavossas - The Way I See It
YouTube video by 71zavages
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Rumors and leaks abound that the secret guests at the halftime show will be mid 90s Fort Wayne, IN ska band The Skavossas. Get your bets in now.
youtu.be/acK0EGTE798?...
youtu.be/acK0EGTE798?...
Do you think they'll show an ad for Clerks the Animated Series during the Super Bowl or was that more of a one time thing?
a cartoon of a man holding a piece of paper and a monkey sitting next to them
Alt: a cartoon of a man holding a piece of paper and a monkey sitting next to them from the Clerks cartoon
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Do you think they'll show an ad for Clerks the Animated Series during the Super Bowl or was that more of a one time thing?
MELANIA (2026 - RATNER)
February 6, 2026 at 6:18 PM
MELANIA (2026 - RATNER)
Clean paws, full hearts, can't lose
February 6, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Clean paws, full hearts, can't lose
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That's only in the morning. You should be up cooking breakfast or something.
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 11:45 AM
That's only in the morning. You should be up cooking breakfast or something.
"They say Vlasics never go out of style, but they do. They do." - Refused trying Grillo's pickles for the first time
February 5, 2026 at 9:04 PM
"They say Vlasics never go out of style, but they do. They do." - Refused trying Grillo's pickles for the first time
My wife made this drawing of me in the style of The Descendents' Milo album covers and I absolutely love it
February 5, 2026 at 1:57 PM
My wife made this drawing of me in the style of The Descendents' Milo album covers and I absolutely love it
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Big shoutout to Bryce Remsburg, who was refereeing that match.
February 5, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Big shoutout to Bryce Remsburg, who was refereeing that match.
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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
Some of might be saying "There's no way this guy likes root beer" and buddy, I'm here to tell you that fuckin' love root beer.
February 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Some of might be saying "There's no way this guy likes root beer" and buddy, I'm here to tell you that fuckin' love root beer.
No, no. You misheard me. I'm a *Menzingers* Rights Advocate.
February 3, 2026 at 8:21 PM
No, no. You misheard me. I'm a *Menzingers* Rights Advocate.
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