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Gravy Jones
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Hogtied varmint
Now watching Pavements
December 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Rush rush gimme Rao’s
December 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Gonna eat gummy number two and watch Bugonia
December 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
We are in Edmund Fitzgerald hours again
December 29, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Tori Amos just came up on the playlist and I hear a drunken “oh here you go” from in the house. I am *hissing*
December 29, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Seems normal for late December in northern Kentucky
December 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
It is happening
I feel the urge to potato soup
December 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It happened to me: a patient challenged my diagnosis with what the AI said
December 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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*googling* how many steps k beauty routine to reverse last 6 years of psychic damage
December 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I just feel maybe people take Stranger Things a bit too seriously
December 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I feel the urge to potato soup
December 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
And also
December 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Lord help me I want some of those vego garden beds
December 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Yes I’m going to talk about the fugazi show again, but when my band of three girls took the stage in our all black outfits and various versions of ruby slippers some guy from the crowd said “who do you think you are, Veruca Salt or something?” 🥺
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 6:12 AM
One of my neighbors has a low battery in their fire alarm. I can only hear it outside and it’s probably the worst thing that has ever happened to me
December 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Sometimes I’m like “oh no I *own* this house Jesus Christ who let me buy a house”
December 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
When someone takes my last appointment slot 5 minutes before I’m almost done for the night
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Double pink eye sounds like a euphemism for something right
December 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Shocking amount of folks signing in to be seen today
December 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Post your Christmas biscuits
December 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I can’t get over this
Phantom of Heilbronn - Wikipedia
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December 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Also put your dog on a fucking leash
Let’s air those grievances. I want to hear your pettiest gripes on this the holiest of days.
December 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
You have a virus; a zpack will not “nip it in the bud”, it will allow you to experience the amount of time it takes to recover from the virus with a placebo effect that does nothing but create the drug resistant organisms that will eventually kill or disable us all
Let’s air those grievances. I want to hear your pettiest gripes on this the holiest of days.
December 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM