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Gravy Jones
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If you’re bored then you’re boring
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TREBEK: something my date asked even after i leaned over to helpfully point out who this title character is

ME: what’s chappie?

TREBEK: you’re on the board
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Mods are asleep pothosposting time. I’ve had this since 2021, bought at the Biltmore in Asheville NC. It’s never grown this large and I thought it was dead in 2024 (same tbh)
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I have had a stupid silly joke post escape containment and like one person left a negative comment so I’m ready to go into lockdown before the death threats start
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The Duchess of Autumn cooks some apples
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Me and my mom on the bench in front of Trader Joe’s judging the guy in the cybertruck
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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It's that time of year when Halloween decorations haven't all come down, and Christmas decorations are about to start going up. We're in...the Tim Burton Zone.
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I found the satanic panic bits of stranger things s4 to be very tiresome
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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No Noise November. everybody shut up
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Realizing today that the plan component of the assessment & plan portion of my visit notes are structured like AITA posts on Reddit
November 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I’m definitely going to pay for this later karmically speaking but I’ve managed to spend the first hour of work in bed
November 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I was worried maybe I just wasn’t feeling the chair company as much as I’d hoped but I’m crying laughing 3 minutes into the 3rd episode so we are back baby
October 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Why do the stranger things want to come to our world? The upside down is cool, dark, and goopy just like they like it
October 31, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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everyone has a torch to burn, and this here's mine
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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[guy who loves baklava and is reading too much news]

What's next, a baklava ban? 😠
October 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Making English muffins!
October 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I’m watching Jennifer’s Body again for the millionth time , I forgot how brutal the sacrifice scene is
October 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Everyone’s phone in that stadium is at 3% or less
October 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
They are working on improving cycling infrastructure in Covington but I’m still afraid to ride my bike a lot. It’s weird because I’m definitely a confrontational pedestrian but just lack the confidence on the bicycle. Hoping to work on that this coming year (for the 15th year in a row now)
October 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM