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Uncut Femmes

@juliagiantrat.bsky.social

we had like 10 solid years of women going "no means no - please stop raping us if we ask you to" and then in those 10 years all of society built up a collective rage so powerful that now the most soulless men in your high school made a machine to steal your likeness to use as a rape torment bot 24/7

December 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM

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auld lang saiyan

@gokunaruto.bsky.social

I think we need to wipe out describing watching films, reading books, listening to music etc as "consuming content" before any kind of healing can begin

December 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM

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Butt Praxis

@buttpraxis.bsky.social

Hey SLUTS 🫵 the Epstein files were just released 💥💥 and ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ BILL CLIT-TON ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM

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𝗙𝗔𝗩𝗘𝗦

@missfaves.bsky.social

MissFaves drawing of Olivier Mira Armstrong from Fullmetal Alchemist. Probably significantly less exciting than "MissFaves cosplay of..." but I guess we take what we can get 🤷‍♀️

December 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”

@pixelatedboat.bsky.social

Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats

Mike F tweet:
Rembrandt was unsurpassed in his ability to depict light and shadow in his works, until the camera came out. then he got insanely surpassed

December 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM

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Mike F

@animaldrums.bsky.social

You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.

August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM

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Riley Fox

@rileyfox.bsky.social

So many classics of the form, RIP to a legend

Tweet by @mikefossey (Mike F)

(I get an amber alert for a missing child) OK its my time to shine (I get in my car and back out without looking and instantly hit the kid)

December 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM

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deniz

@denizrudin.bsky.social

December 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM

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Cris (without an H)

@ambignostic.bsky.social

Oh man, how sad. I was so pleased to discover that brilliant tweet was just one of several in a hilarious back and forth. Rest In Posts, Mike F.

Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · Dec 26

"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...

mikefossey: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

DinkMagic: Ever seen this before [I throw my hat like a frisbee 10 feet away and jump over near it]

mikefossey: [I run down a flight of stairs, stop at the second to last step, I pause, and then I jump the last two steps. I do not land it]

DinkMagic: [i throw a grape up in the air and open my mouth but i get scared that i breathed in some fluff and start choking violently]

mikefossey: [I'm doing a mime act where I pretend to pull on a rope but I somehow accidentally grab a real rope and I pull myself off stage]

DinkMagic: [im cooking an omelette and i flip the pan and snatch the omelette out of the air with my hand burning myself] tadaa

mikefossey: [I kick some dust at a guy after losing an argument but the dust flies up into my mouth and I cough so hard I barf]

DinkMagic: [my friend says im going to the store toss me your keys but i see a strange bird and instead throw my wallet in the ditch]

mikefossey: [guy passes me on the highway and flips me off, I throw a full cup of coffee at my own windshield and it spills all over the car]

DinkMagic: [i toss an apple into my elbow-pit to bounce it back out but i miss and try to bite it out of the air but bite my tongue]

mikefossey: [I try to throw a beer can into the recycle but it hits the trash can instead and it's still mostly full so it knocks it over]

DinkMagic: [2 girls are arguing i say here let me solve this and i flip a gold coin i bought on ebay so hard it breaks a fluorescent tube

mikefossey: [I ask the guy at the store to recommend me a beer and he talks to me for 23 minutes before he realizes i think beer is wine]

DinkMagic: [i ask to be excused from dinner to do homework & then phone my mom because i broke my wrist playing street fighter at 7-11]

mikefossey: [I bite a gold coin to see if it's real, but it's chocolate. I try to play it cool and eat the whole thing without unwrapping it]

DinkMagic: [a teams softball rolls near me] i got this my friends a cuban pitcher [i throw the ball into the back of my own head & faint]

mikefossey: Here, let me park for you, Im really good at parallel parking [i walk over to the driver side and slam my dick in the car door]

DinkMagic: [i testify under oath that i thought a mortgage was a special kind of measuring tape]

mikefossey: [I'm cracking my knuckles and limbering up to fight but then a guy who's on his way to another fight accidentally knocks me over]

DinkMagic: [i ask the butcher for two pounds of boneless chicken Brent]

mikefossey: [at a dinner party I lean on the grand piano while telling a story, but the lid is open and I fall into it, hitting every string]

DinkMagic: [i get anxious at a fancy bar and order a martini and then say "could you imagine if this was soup" to no one really loud]

mikefossey: I try to open a beer with a lighter but I shatter the bottle and cut my hand, and also light my shirt on fire with the lighter]

DinkMagic: [i ride up on my new dirtbike revving it, and set the kickstand down on my own foot and start crying]

mikefossey: [I get water up my nose while I'm doing the dishes and knock my glasses into the garbage disposal when I go to rub my nose]

DinkMagic: [i get angry that I got confused & told an Italian that pizza came from Russia I drive to little Caesars & throw a stone at it

December 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM

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sky

@iamspacegirl.bsky.social

so many greats, I think about this one a lot

Mike fossey tweet:

wow, I can’t believe that guy did that… i apologize for him and all men, including me. if you need anyone to have sex with you let me know

December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM

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Luke O'Neil

@lukeoneil47.bsky.social

One of the best to ever do it

December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM

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Luke O'Neil

@lukeoneil47.bsky.social

Aaron @kleinman.bsky.social thinks he's better than me because he "reads books" and "knows how to read." He wrote about the 20 best he read this year (new and old) including @calfraser.bsky.social @chrislhayes.bsky.social + @bridgetgillard.bsky.social.
www.welcometohellworld.com/20-books-you...

20 books you should read

My friend Aaron thinks he's better than me because he "reads books" and "knows how to read." That's fine. I've looked at so many posts. He's starting a new political newsletter called Heartland Signa...

www.welcometohellworld.com

December 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM

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lilith kills u

@deathcarpets.sisc.one

portland oregon is a theme park for moms who like to read the clever names of small businesses out loud

December 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM

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Patrick Cosmos

@veryimportant.lawyer

Elon Musk has died after a long battle with whatever his fucking problem is

December 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM

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Alex wants musubi.

@alexandraknew.bsky.social

Ah yes the two genders.

A post from @notreallyjcm saying “don’t stop Christmas posting yet …. After today there are ten more days to go” following immediately by one from @logophobe saying “Santa mode has ended. Resume normal operations.”

December 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM

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BeijingPalmer

@beijingpalmer.bsky.social

this story has been designed in a lab to confuse foreigners

The Kansas City Star @kansascity.com · 9d

Breaking news: The Kansas City Chiefs have informed administrative officials that they will announce their move to Kansas today, according to sources who asked not to be named because they were not authorized to speak publicly.

Read the developing story: bit.ly/4b9qGJI