Cris (without an H)
@ambignostic.bsky.social
Dad (he/him). Shabbos goy. Antifascist Gen-X in NWMT. I dance like the king of the eyesores
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So what I’m hearing is my $5 balance in coinbase is now more like $3
February 5, 2026 at 8:55 PM
So what I’m hearing is my $5 balance in coinbase is now more like $3
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The great thing about this question is what the original run proves: the best Muppet Show guest star is often one you never expected
February 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
The great thing about this question is what the original run proves: the best Muppet Show guest star is often one you never expected
Speaking of Ian McKellen and Shakespeare, it is worth your time to listen to him analyze, line by line, Macbeth's "Tomorrow and Tomorrow" soliloquy. Does every great performer put this much work into all their dialogue? I don't know, but he points to an inspiring ideal.
Tomorrow, and tomorrow -- Ian McKellen analyzes Macbeth speech (1979)
YouTube video by Kris Joseph
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February 5, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Speaking of Ian McKellen and Shakespeare, it is worth your time to listen to him analyze, line by line, Macbeth's "Tomorrow and Tomorrow" soliloquy. Does every great performer put this much work into all their dialogue? I don't know, but he points to an inspiring ideal.
I showed this to my 15yo this morning just to point out that Shakespeare is actually very accessible when it's performed by somebody who understands and connects with the material.
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I showed this to my 15yo this morning just to point out that Shakespeare is actually very accessible when it's performed by somebody who understands and connects with the material.
Remember to tell Brad Dourif you love him
February 5, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Remember to tell Brad Dourif you love him
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I dunno who blocked who here but I am considering myself undefeated.
February 5, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I dunno who blocked who here but I am considering myself undefeated.
Me: we need to remember that masculinity can be more than its worst manifestations
This fucking guy from Yale: I am a piece of shit, and so are all men, that's just how we are
This fucking guy from Yale: I am a piece of shit, and so are all men, that's just how we are
This is the Yale professor's explanation for why he described the physical attractiveness of a student in an email to Epstein. He explicitly says he regrets nothing about their association.
Again, I'm so happy Yale hired David Brooks to restore trust.
yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
Again, I'm so happy Yale hired David Brooks to restore trust.
yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
February 5, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Me: we need to remember that masculinity can be more than its worst manifestations
This fucking guy from Yale: I am a piece of shit, and so are all men, that's just how we are
This fucking guy from Yale: I am a piece of shit, and so are all men, that's just how we are
Realizing that creeps like Tate think the highest achievement in life is being remembered, regardless of the reason, reminds me of the great Hebrew curse, ימח שמו, "may their name be erased"
excerpt from the keynote speech at the annual Rape Traffickers Convention
February 5, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Realizing that creeps like Tate think the highest achievement in life is being remembered, regardless of the reason, reminds me of the great Hebrew curse, ימח שמו, "may their name be erased"
“Where does it end? It ends with a society where wealth cannot buy abuse, because the human prosperity it generates springs only from universal human plenty, and does not permit the sort of wealth that abuses.”
Today I wrote about the Epstein files, the abusiveness intrinsic to the billionaire mindset, and our culture's enabling instinct to permit depravity as a privilege of power.
"Where does it all end?" That's what's often asked. Rarely asked is "how do we end it?"
www.the-reframe.com/where-it-ends/
"Where does it all end?" That's what's often asked. Rarely asked is "how do we end it?"
www.the-reframe.com/where-it-ends/
Where It Ends
Answering the enabler's constant question, and contemplating the depraved depths of the billionaire mindset.
www.the-reframe.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:00 PM
“Where does it end? It ends with a society where wealth cannot buy abuse, because the human prosperity it generates springs only from universal human plenty, and does not permit the sort of wealth that abuses.”
Just learned that in the Balti language of Tibet, K2 does have a local name, and it's pronounced "ketu"
its even called K2 instead of local name like every other mountain because locals were like "fuck it we not naming that thing we want nothing to do with it stay tf away gaiz"
February 4, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Just learned that in the Balti language of Tibet, K2 does have a local name, and it's pronounced "ketu"
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Man gets shot, he goes to the doctor. Doctor says the cure is simple, here's a referral to a specialist in Reno. Man says you'll never believe where i just came from
February 4, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Man gets shot, he goes to the doctor. Doctor says the cure is simple, here's a referral to a specialist in Reno. Man says you'll never believe where i just came from
Slowly dawning on me that you people are discoursing about an actual dumpster fire
February 4, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Slowly dawning on me that you people are discoursing about an actual dumpster fire
Classic: the giants win the pennant
Fantastic: Yuki wins the tip
Fantastic: Yuki wins the tip
5’8” Yuki Kawamura WINS the Jump Ball 😳 Bulls Announcers GO CRAZY 😂
YouTube video by House of Highlights
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February 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Classic: the giants win the pennant
Fantastic: Yuki wins the tip
Fantastic: Yuki wins the tip
The best I can do is that a kilometer (a distance I can run in 5 minutes) is one million millimeters (a length I can see). But what's a billion millimeters? Can I really hold 600 miles and a millimeter in my mind at the same time? It's like trying to focus a camera on both the horizon and a flower
Yeah, you know the old saw about how we can only remember seven things at a time? It seems like we have that kind of limitation with perspective and scale, like we can picture something 100x bigger than another, but we're vague about 1000x and 1,000,000x is barely conceivable
February 4, 2026 at 6:27 PM
The best I can do is that a kilometer (a distance I can run in 5 minutes) is one million millimeters (a length I can see). But what's a billion millimeters? Can I really hold 600 miles and a millimeter in my mind at the same time? It's like trying to focus a camera on both the horizon and a flower
Switched on the curling match and was disappointed by the competitors' small biceps
February 4, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Switched on the curling match and was disappointed by the competitors' small biceps
Looking over Ford's imdb list, remembering they cast him in the remake of Sabrina, and now wondering if there are any Humphrey Bogart films that aren't someone's favorite dad movie
Are there any Harrison Ford movies that wouldn't fit this prompt?
February 4, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Looking over Ford's imdb list, remembering they cast him in the remake of Sabrina, and now wondering if there are any Humphrey Bogart films that aren't someone's favorite dad movie
Anchoring my Father's Day movie marathon with Mosquito Coast
i mean it's definitely a movie about a dad
February 4, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Anchoring my Father's Day movie marathon with Mosquito Coast
Well I really really really, really really really like nudes
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Well I really really really, really really really like nudes
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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
Let me add: all those clever cynical people who say "the business of a newspaper is to sell advertising" also don't understand why newspapers exist, because that's fundamentally how these billionaire wreckers are treating their media companies and it shows
I don't know what it is about idiots who buy newspapers without understanding why they exist or what their business is, but I think gutting books coverage is some kind of canary in the coalmine. These jackasses don't read books, so they assume no one else does either.
February 4, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Let me add: all those clever cynical people who say "the business of a newspaper is to sell advertising" also don't understand why newspapers exist, because that's fundamentally how these billionaire wreckers are treating their media companies and it shows
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February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
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I swear this happened to me at a small hotel in Great Falls. The main office had a handwritten sign on the window saying "to check in, go to room 101" and some dude in 101 took my money and handed me a room key. I thanked him, locked my door and didn't check the premises for bodies
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I swear this happened to me at a small hotel in Great Falls. The main office had a handwritten sign on the window saying "to check in, go to room 101" and some dude in 101 took my money and handed me a room key. I thanked him, locked my door and didn't check the premises for bodies
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the world is your oyster, slurp it up in a disgustingly suggestive way
February 4, 2026 at 4:11 PM
the world is your oyster, slurp it up in a disgustingly suggestive way
My most dad-coded movie habit is that on Memorial Day I rewatch THE LONGEST DAY (1962)
What’s everyone’s favorite dad movie
Trying to do a daily dumb little prompt to not think about The Horrors
February 4, 2026 at 4:07 PM
My most dad-coded movie habit is that on Memorial Day I rewatch THE LONGEST DAY (1962)