Cris (without an H)
@ambignostic.bsky.social
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Dad (he/him). Shabbos goy. Antifascist Gen-X in NWMT. I dance like the king of the eyesores
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Me making suggestions for new bluesky features
Milhouse raises his hand and says "And also, you should win things by posting." Modified caption and screenshot from The Simpsons episode "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show" Season 8 / Episode 14
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Screenshotting this because I’m hoping @ericmgarcia.bsky.social deletes it soon. You can’t let this stand. People in the replies already calling Gallego a bitch for something he didn’t do. It would be bad enough if it was a nobody but Garcia is an Independent reporter. You got to delete.
Skeets from Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia
GALLEGO JUST FLIPPED HIS VOTE
• 13m

To a yes on the CR
• 11m

Never mind! He just Changed to "no"
• 8m
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Seriously, delete it, don’t let it run free
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Guy is like “Never Say Bi”
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What I’m hearing is baseball pitchers were given superpowers by the atomic bomb
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[Luke sculpting Yoda’s hut out of mashed potatoes] This is important, this means something
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Nobody wants to admit the Star Wars franchise would be ripe for a full on BSG style reboot/reimagining if it was just allowed to lie fallow for a couple decades
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Honest to goodness this was the fan theory I remember passing around in 1980. The local radio station even asked listeners to call in and say whether they thought Vader was telling the truth
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Animated gif of the guy from the office going THANK YOU
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Chunder only happens in Australia
Aussies only love you when they rail ya
Dingos they will come and they will go
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Crisis in Infinite Galaxies Far Far Away
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My wife usually uses plastic disposables but sometimes when those run out we have to go to the emergency backstock
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A fun thing about living with a smoker of specialty cigarettes is that the mail order tobacconist sometimes sends, as freebies, absolutely bonkers lighters
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Desperately rubbing two sticks together
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Oh yeah, about that Rapture thing,
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I suspect there are some contemporary country artists doing good work
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Excellent list here in the replies and it doesn’t even have Paul Simon
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Not in ranked order:

Richard Thompson
Joni
Dylan
Chuck D
esperanza
Lennon
Neil Young
Robbie Robertson
Carole King
Aretha
Randy Newman
Dolly
Hag
Cash
Loretta Lynn
Dick Gaughan
Robin Williamson
Willie Mae
Billie Holiday
Flo Milli
Cardi B
D Boon
Zappa
Springsteen
Jimi
Black Thought
Joe Strummer
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It feels like a Sweet Jane tribute without really being that close
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“What would you like to hear, Frenchie?”
“Well, I love a good polka as much as the next man”
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Looking over the list, I’m gonna say The Who in 2010, which was a frankly embarrassing performance for Who fans
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Name dropping Lee Greenwood has strong Lieutenant Hauk energy