Prestidigitator John π΅πΈπΊπ¦π¨π¦
@tomscud.bsky.social
Editor and writer for an undisclosed publication. Auguste Piccard and Frank Wilhoit stan. Pope Sixtus VI papal name advocate. He/him.
Pinned
Adam the Golem was a calm, reflective soul
With his chiseled jaw
And his sculpted abs
And two eyes made out of coal.
Adam the Golem was a fairytale they say.
He was made of clay
But the rabbis say
That he came to life one day.
With his chiseled jaw
And his sculpted abs
And two eyes made out of coal.
Adam the Golem was a fairytale they say.
He was made of clay
But the rabbis say
That he came to life one day.
Pinned thread with various creative works I want to be able to find later. First, Adam the Golem, the story of the golem of Prague set to a possibly familiar tune: bsky.app/profile/toms...
Love that for them
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Love that for them
loving your wife is gay now
February 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
loving your wife is gay now
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The CEO of Discord is a '48 Palestinian from a Christian family, so the "Israeli" hysteria is doubly pathetic
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 AM
The CEO of Discord is a '48 Palestinian from a Christian family, so the "Israeli" hysteria is doubly pathetic
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Speaking of which, where the hell are my $5k DOGE checks?
February 10, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Speaking of which, where the hell are my $5k DOGE checks?
i can still sing the theme song
February 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
i can still sing the theme song
it wasn't as good as sol ring but then what was
February 10, 2026 at 2:54 PM
it wasn't as good as sol ring but then what was
you just put four of those in your deck back in the day
February 10, 2026 at 2:54 PM
you just put four of those in your deck back in the day
senator cheney i-wy
February 10, 2026 at 2:53 PM
senator cheney i-wy
aha he reposted it here
doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown
pagliacci: what about pagliacci?
doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown
pagliacci:
doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown
pagliacci: what about pagliacci?
doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown
pagliacci:
doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown
February 10, 2026 at 2:36 PM
aha he reposted it here
man i could not name a more suckass clown
February 10, 2026 at 2:35 PM
man i could not name a more suckass clown
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There's this guy, he's the most famous clown in the world, called the Great Pagliacci, right? So: the Great Pagliacci goes to the doctor one day.
indignity.net/the-clown-joke/?ref=indignity-newsletter&attribution_id=698a3cd4653fe5000118210c&attribution_type=post
indignity.net/the-clown-joke/?ref=indignity-newsletter&attribution_id=698a3cd4653fe5000118210c&attribution_type=post
The Clown Joke
Indignity Vol. 6, No. 13
indignity.net
February 10, 2026 at 12:04 AM
There's this guy, he's the most famous clown in the world, called the Great Pagliacci, right? So: the Great Pagliacci goes to the doctor one day.
indignity.net/the-clown-joke/?ref=indignity-newsletter&attribution_id=698a3cd4653fe5000118210c&attribution_type=post
indignity.net/the-clown-joke/?ref=indignity-newsletter&attribution_id=698a3cd4653fe5000118210c&attribution_type=post
February 10, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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removing a symbol of pride from a small park in the middle of the west village is really an enormous fuck you from the worst people on the planet
February 10, 2026 at 2:11 PM
removing a symbol of pride from a small park in the middle of the west village is really an enormous fuck you from the worst people on the planet
mute him, block anyone being weird at him you still somehow see.
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 PM
mute him, block anyone being weird at him you still somehow see.
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This is the 38th time that the U.S. military has unlawfully killed civilians on the orders of Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump. At least 130 people β never charged with crimes, their identities unknown to their executioners β are now dead.
We are murdering people and it is basically just background noise at this point. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/u...
U.S. Boat Strike Kills 2 in Pacific, With One Survivor
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:29 AM
This is the 38th time that the U.S. military has unlawfully killed civilians on the orders of Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump. At least 130 people β never charged with crimes, their identities unknown to their executioners β are now dead.
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I mean, if Musk announced his plan to begin ranching frogs since the average frog weighs 50% more than a cow, you'd think that someone at the FT might pause before putting "frogs, which on average weigh 50% more than cows" in a news story.
February 10, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I mean, if Musk announced his plan to begin ranching frogs since the average frog weighs 50% more than a cow, you'd think that someone at the FT might pause before putting "frogs, which on average weigh 50% more than cows" in a news story.
Miss me yet? dot jpg
February 10, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Miss me yet? dot jpg
(As in if you mother was Canadian and married to a non Canadian you didnβt get citizenship)
February 10, 2026 at 1:47 PM
(As in if you mother was Canadian and married to a non Canadian you didnβt get citizenship)
Like if you were born in a certain period to a Canadian father & non Canadian mother out of wedlock you probably didnβt get citizenship whereas the opposite was true if your mother was Canadian and your father not
February 10, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Like if you were born in a certain period to a Canadian father & non Canadian mother out of wedlock you probably didnβt get citizenship whereas the opposite was true if your mother was Canadian and your father not
Sort of but also there were a ton of strange edge cases where people lost their citizenship
February 10, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Sort of but also there were a ton of strange edge cases where people lost their citizenship
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This is the part heβs not telling you: the only folks whoβll lose when this bridge opens are the Morounsβbillionaire Trump donors who own the competing bridge. This is about rewarding them. With Trump itβs ALWAYS about the grift.
February 10, 2026 at 2:18 AM
This is the part heβs not telling you: the only folks whoβll lose when this bridge opens are the Morounsβbillionaire Trump donors who own the competing bridge. This is about rewarding them. With Trump itβs ALWAYS about the grift.
You know that these arenβt the same jeeps that helped our brave troops take Iwo Jima right peepaw?
February 10, 2026 at 12:23 PM
You know that these arenβt the same jeeps that helped our brave troops take Iwo Jima right peepaw?
Black protestants: βwe fucking told you soβ
February 10, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Black protestants: βwe fucking told you soβ
Like the guys running the pay-for-pardon scheme.
February 10, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Like the guys running the pay-for-pardon scheme.