Prestidigitator John 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦
@tomscud.bsky.social
Editor and writer for an undisclosed publication. Auguste Piccard and Frank Wilhoit stan. Pope Sixtus VI papal name advocate. He/him.
Pinned
Adam the Golem was a calm, reflective soul
With his chiseled jaw
And his sculpted abs
And two eyes made out of coal.
Adam the Golem was a fairytale they say.
He was made of clay
But the rabbis say
That he came to life one day.
With his chiseled jaw
And his sculpted abs
And two eyes made out of coal.
Adam the Golem was a fairytale they say.
He was made of clay
But the rabbis say
That he came to life one day.
Pinned thread with various creative works I want to be able to find later. First, Adam the Golem, the story of the golem of Prague set to a possibly familiar tune: bsky.app/profile/toms...
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HOOOOOO boy.
Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-N.J.): "Do you consider yourself a religious man?"
Lyons: "Yes ma'am."
McIver: "How do you think Judgement Day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?"
"Do you think you're going to hell, Mr. Lyons?"
Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-N.J.): "Do you consider yourself a religious man?"
Lyons: "Yes ma'am."
McIver: "How do you think Judgement Day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?"
"Do you think you're going to hell, Mr. Lyons?"
February 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
HOOOOOO boy.
Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-N.J.): "Do you consider yourself a religious man?"
Lyons: "Yes ma'am."
McIver: "How do you think Judgement Day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?"
"Do you think you're going to hell, Mr. Lyons?"
Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-N.J.): "Do you consider yourself a religious man?"
Lyons: "Yes ma'am."
McIver: "How do you think Judgement Day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?"
"Do you think you're going to hell, Mr. Lyons?"
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Trump threatens bridge to prevent Canadians from visiting country Canadians do not want to visit
Trump threatens bridge to prevent Canadians from visiting country Canadians do not want to visit
WASHINGTON, D.C. – U.S . President Donald Trump has threatened to halt the opening of a international bridge linking Windsor and Detroit, excluding Canadians from country that they have absolutely no ...
www.thebeaverton.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Trump threatens bridge to prevent Canadians from visiting country Canadians do not want to visit
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All this said, a superbowl halftime show featuring Huun-Huur-Tu and athletes from the nomad games riding horses and shooting arrows with their feet and shit would fucking rule, look into that also goodell
Leaving the obvious racism aside for a second -- Bad Bunny has sold over 100 million albums and just won the Grammy for Best Album of the Year and these chuds are acting like he's an obscure Tuvan throat-singing act or something.
By any objective measure, he is wildly wildly popular.
By any objective measure, he is wildly wildly popular.
Both these options sound objectively amazing, why do racists keep assuming everyone's racist?
February 10, 2026 at 6:28 PM
All this said, a superbowl halftime show featuring Huun-Huur-Tu and athletes from the nomad games riding horses and shooting arrows with their feet and shit would fucking rule, look into that also goodell
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what's the difference between the total value of one's assets less one's liabilities and a lisping woman who suckles other people's children?
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
what's the difference between the total value of one's assets less one's liabilities and a lisping woman who suckles other people's children?
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The CEO of Discord is a '48 Palestinian from a Christian family, so the "Israeli" hysteria is doubly pathetic
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 AM
The CEO of Discord is a '48 Palestinian from a Christian family, so the "Israeli" hysteria is doubly pathetic
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Speaking of which, where the hell are my $5k DOGE checks?
February 10, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Speaking of which, where the hell are my $5k DOGE checks?
aha he reposted it here
doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown
pagliacci: what about pagliacci?
doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown
pagliacci:
doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown
pagliacci: what about pagliacci?
doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown
pagliacci:
doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown
February 10, 2026 at 2:36 PM
aha he reposted it here
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There's this guy, he's the most famous clown in the world, called the Great Pagliacci, right? So: the Great Pagliacci goes to the doctor one day.
indignity.net/the-clown-joke/?ref=indignity-newsletter&attribution_id=698a3cd4653fe5000118210c&attribution_type=post
indignity.net/the-clown-joke/?ref=indignity-newsletter&attribution_id=698a3cd4653fe5000118210c&attribution_type=post
The Clown Joke
Indignity Vol. 6, No. 13
indignity.net
February 10, 2026 at 12:04 AM
There's this guy, he's the most famous clown in the world, called the Great Pagliacci, right? So: the Great Pagliacci goes to the doctor one day.
indignity.net/the-clown-joke/?ref=indignity-newsletter&attribution_id=698a3cd4653fe5000118210c&attribution_type=post
indignity.net/the-clown-joke/?ref=indignity-newsletter&attribution_id=698a3cd4653fe5000118210c&attribution_type=post
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removing a symbol of pride from a small park in the middle of the west village is really an enormous fuck you from the worst people on the planet
February 10, 2026 at 2:11 PM
removing a symbol of pride from a small park in the middle of the west village is really an enormous fuck you from the worst people on the planet
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This is the 38th time that the U.S. military has unlawfully killed civilians on the orders of Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump. At least 130 people — never charged with crimes, their identities unknown to their executioners — are now dead.
We are murdering people and it is basically just background noise at this point. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/u...
U.S. Boat Strike Kills 2 in Pacific, With One Survivor
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:29 AM
This is the 38th time that the U.S. military has unlawfully killed civilians on the orders of Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump. At least 130 people — never charged with crimes, their identities unknown to their executioners — are now dead.
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I mean, if Musk announced his plan to begin ranching frogs since the average frog weighs 50% more than a cow, you'd think that someone at the FT might pause before putting "frogs, which on average weigh 50% more than cows" in a news story.
February 10, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I mean, if Musk announced his plan to begin ranching frogs since the average frog weighs 50% more than a cow, you'd think that someone at the FT might pause before putting "frogs, which on average weigh 50% more than cows" in a news story.
Miss me yet? dot jpg
February 10, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Miss me yet? dot jpg
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This is the part he’s not telling you: the only folks who’ll lose when this bridge opens are the Morouns—billionaire Trump donors who own the competing bridge. This is about rewarding them. With Trump it’s ALWAYS about the grift.
February 10, 2026 at 2:18 AM
This is the part he’s not telling you: the only folks who’ll lose when this bridge opens are the Morouns—billionaire Trump donors who own the competing bridge. This is about rewarding them. With Trump it’s ALWAYS about the grift.
Worth the hassle of doing the free ancestry trial subscription to check if you’re not sure. Took me a couple nights to work out that I wasn’t:(
FYI Americans: if you had Canadian grandparents/parents: you may be Canadian
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Worth the hassle of doing the free ancestry trial subscription to check if you’re not sure. Took me a couple nights to work out that I wasn’t:(
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This was that first frightening video in which masked men grabbed her off the street on her way home.
Now masked men are grabbing people off many streets every day. Many of the charges are dropped, only after harms to those who are kidnapped.
Now masked men are grabbing people off many streets every day. Many of the charges are dropped, only after harms to those who are kidnapped.
An immigration court dropped its case against Turkish graduate student Rumeysa Ozturk, a little less than a year after federal agents arrested her on a street near Tufts University
Immigration Court Drops Case Against Tufts Student Rumeysa Ozturk
The Turkish national had been arrested by plainclothes federal officers outside her apartment.
on.wsj.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
This was that first frightening video in which masked men grabbed her off the street on her way home.
Now masked men are grabbing people off many streets every day. Many of the charges are dropped, only after harms to those who are kidnapped.
Now masked men are grabbing people off many streets every day. Many of the charges are dropped, only after harms to those who are kidnapped.
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This is a tax on you.
You paid $1,000 more in a tax because of Trump.
You paid $1,000 more in a tax because of Trump.
Trump's tariffs cost American households $1,000 last year: Research group
President Donald Trump’s tariffs cost the average American household $1,000 last year, according to new research from the nonpartisan Tax Foundation.
abcnews.go.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:13 AM
This is a tax on you.
You paid $1,000 more in a tax because of Trump.
You paid $1,000 more in a tax because of Trump.
It’s because it’s the gordie Howe bridge that he brought up hockey isn’t it
February 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
It’s because it’s the gordie Howe bridge that he brought up hockey isn’t it
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NEW: An immigration court has terminated removal proceedings against Tufts doctoral student Rümeysa Öztürk, finding that DHS did not meet its burden of establishing that she was removable, her lawyers tell the Second Circuit. live-awp-vermont.pantheonsite.io/app/uploads/...
February 9, 2026 at 11:38 PM
NEW: An immigration court has terminated removal proceedings against Tufts doctoral student Rümeysa Öztürk, finding that DHS did not meet its burden of establishing that she was removable, her lawyers tell the Second Circuit. live-awp-vermont.pantheonsite.io/app/uploads/...
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Incarcerating babies is an evil, morally bankrupt practice that calls into question any commitment our nation claims to have about the preciousness of children, the sanctity of family, and the importance of community.
February 9, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Incarcerating babies is an evil, morally bankrupt practice that calls into question any commitment our nation claims to have about the preciousness of children, the sanctity of family, and the importance of community.
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Every once in a while the internet becomes that truly silly delightful thing it once was. Like this.
February 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Every once in a while the internet becomes that truly silly delightful thing it once was. Like this.
We are so back
February 9, 2026 at 10:56 PM
We are so back
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Every poll that's come out recently has shown Kelly in a distant third. Time to rally round Stratton.
PPP poll | 2/2-2/3 LV
Illinois Senate Democratic primary 2026
🟦Raja Krishamoorthi 34%
🟦Juliana Stratton 23%
🟦Robin Kelly 8%
Illinois Senate Democratic primary 2026
🟦Raja Krishamoorthi 34%
🟦Juliana Stratton 23%
🟦Robin Kelly 8%
February 9, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Every poll that's come out recently has shown Kelly in a distant third. Time to rally round Stratton.
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people joking about kpop at super bowl 61 but if they go back to multiple acts i think it’s more likely than not
February 9, 2026 at 8:17 PM
people joking about kpop at super bowl 61 but if they go back to multiple acts i think it’s more likely than not