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Prestidigitator John πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦
@tomscud.bsky.social
Editor and writer for an undisclosed publication. Auguste Piccard and Frank Wilhoit stan. Pope Sixtus VI papal name advocate. He/him.
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Pinned thread with various creative works I want to be able to find later. First, Adam the Golem, the story of the golem of Prague set to a possibly familiar tune: bsky.app/profile/toms...
Adam the Golem was a calm, reflective soul
With his chiseled jaw
And his sculpted abs
And two eyes made out of coal.

Adam the Golem was a fairytale they say.
He was made of clay
But the rabbis say
That he came to life one day.
Elites notice when you fuck with their flights
February 12, 2026 at 6:24 PM
It’s a grap!
February 12, 2026 at 6:30 AM
You’re basically describing Larry Niven, whose stuff is indeed way better as short fiction
February 12, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Issue being mainly that short fiction doesn’t pay and hasn’t really for longer than I’ve been alive and I’m not young
February 12, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Can’t remember it to be honest
February 12, 2026 at 5:45 AM
It’s a good post! Look at post. It’s normative.
February 12, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I was very surprised by this morning’s aviation news
February 12, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Like obviously the freaks are to blame for themselves but his threads turn to shit because he won’t block them
February 12, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I do in fact blame stancil for not blocking way way more
February 12, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Jimmy Stewart. Good.
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 AM
including campaign staffers
February 12, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Who’s the most famous alum of your high school

Edward Said
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?

I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Lindbergh would not have been much of a poster but he would have inspired some truly epic discourses
FR lindbergh baby kidnapping would have been a top ten social media topic
February 12, 2026 at 4:18 AM
FR lindbergh baby kidnapping would have been a top ten social media topic
February 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM
eventually they added news.lindbergh.baby.kidnapping due to the traffic swamping all other discussion
February 12, 2026 at 4:04 AM
People could only post to two β€œUsenet” newsgroups: alt.pets and sport.hoops. Posts were encoded on Hollerith cards and sent by train across the nation.
February 12, 2026 at 4:02 AM
they should be required instead to sit outside of coffee shops that have tiny chairs and tiny tables and serve coffee in tiny cups.
February 12, 2026 at 3:50 AM
do not defame the bolivarian oil reserves
February 12, 2026 at 3:45 AM
He was the 17th Earl of Oxford
February 12, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Surly makes good beer
February 12, 2026 at 3:22 AM
What a tragedy that meteor impact was
February 12, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Welp taking the late Amtrak train makes those two hour delays hit harder
February 12, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Capybaras in the wild as god intended
February 12, 2026 at 2:57 AM
There should be an event for walking across carpet and building up the highest possible static discharge
February 12, 2026 at 2:38 AM
rtyyyyyyyyy
When Donald trump is dead

When Donald trump is dead
When donald Trump is dead

We’re all avin a party
We’re all avin a party
Were all avin a paaaaaaartyyyyyy
When Donald rtump is dead

When Donald Trump is dead
When Donald Trump is dead

We’re all avin a party
We’re all avin a party
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February 12, 2026 at 2:08 AM