⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️
@mrjhnsn.com
IT Security Admin/Blue Team – He/Him/Fucker – Weapons Grade Shitposting
🇵🇸 Free Palestine
🏳️⚧️Trans Rights = Human Rights.
🅅 Veilid for the people.
Antifascist Tech Support ™️
Don’t like me, complain to my boss: 248-434-5508
MrJhnsn.com
SF, CA
🇵🇸 Free Palestine
🏳️⚧️Trans Rights = Human Rights.
🅅 Veilid for the people.
Antifascist Tech Support ™️
Don’t like me, complain to my boss: 248-434-5508
MrJhnsn.com
SF, CA
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Per Craig Ferguson: When you're about to say something, ask yourself
1. Does this need to be said
2. Does this need to be said by me
3. Does this need to be said by me right now
It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)
1. Does this need to be said
2. Does this need to be said by me
3. Does this need to be said by me right now
It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)
I’ve been trying very hard to not be an asshole as I get older. Often, that just means keeping my mouth shut and nodding along.
December 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Per Craig Ferguson: When you're about to say something, ask yourself
1. Does this need to be said
2. Does this need to be said by me
3. Does this need to be said by me right now
It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)
1. Does this need to be said
2. Does this need to be said by me
3. Does this need to be said by me right now
It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)
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As an incident responder who bills by the hour, I endorse this message. Keep shipping "slop that works" - my kid's college fund thanks you!
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
As an incident responder who bills by the hour, I endorse this message. Keep shipping "slop that works" - my kid's college fund thanks you!
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America has 925 billionaires as of this year. Collectively they have a record $6.9 trillion in wealth.
The bottom 50% of Americans control $4.2 trillion in wealth.
When 925 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.
The bottom 50% of Americans control $4.2 trillion in wealth.
When 925 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
America has 925 billionaires as of this year. Collectively they have a record $6.9 trillion in wealth.
The bottom 50% of Americans control $4.2 trillion in wealth.
When 925 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.
The bottom 50% of Americans control $4.2 trillion in wealth.
When 925 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.
Should I let the cat out of the bag?
December 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Should I let the cat out of the bag?
Hopefully this helps stop the onslaught of Teams invite based phishing.
Microsoft Teams to let admins block external users via Defender portal
Microsoft Teams to let admins block external users via Defender portal
Microsoft announced that security administrators will soon be able to block external users from sending messages, calls, or meeting invitations to members of their organization via Teams.
www.bleepingcomputer.com
December 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Hopefully this helps stop the onslaught of Teams invite based phishing.
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Microsoft Teams to let admins block external users via Defender portal
Microsoft Teams to let admins block external users via Defender portal
Microsoft announced that security administrators will soon be able to block external users from sending messages, calls, or meeting invitations to members of their organization via Teams.
www.bleepingcomputer.com
December 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Microsoft Teams to let admins block external users via Defender portal
One of the best parts about my job: when something annoys me, I can usually just go fix it however I want.
December 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
One of the best parts about my job: when something annoys me, I can usually just go fix it however I want.
Found a rock in my shoe. Am I a spy now?
December 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Found a rock in my shoe. Am I a spy now?
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This is 404 Media's @jasonkoebler.bsky.social waving at himself through a Flock camera; one of 60 we learned was left exposed to the open internet. Not only could anyone with a link livestream it, but some admin portals were open with no login credentials required.
www.404media.co/flock-expose...
www.404media.co/flock-expose...
December 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This is 404 Media's @jasonkoebler.bsky.social waving at himself through a Flock camera; one of 60 we learned was left exposed to the open internet. Not only could anyone with a link livestream it, but some admin portals were open with no login credentials required.
www.404media.co/flock-expose...
www.404media.co/flock-expose...
I can’t imagine being a bigger loser bitch than Logan Paul or Andrew Tate.
If you look up to either of these two, I’m very sorry for your penis size.
Maybe consider removing it entirely as its clearly useless.
If you look up to either of these two, I’m very sorry for your penis size.
Maybe consider removing it entirely as its clearly useless.
December 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I can’t imagine being a bigger loser bitch than Logan Paul or Andrew Tate.
If you look up to either of these two, I’m very sorry for your penis size.
Maybe consider removing it entirely as its clearly useless.
If you look up to either of these two, I’m very sorry for your penis size.
Maybe consider removing it entirely as its clearly useless.
Look, no one is gonna shit on IOT faster than I will; but hot damn is it fun using my home camera to spy on my cat as I mess with him with the robovac.
December 21, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Look, no one is gonna shit on IOT faster than I will; but hot damn is it fun using my home camera to spy on my cat as I mess with him with the robovac.
Look, SF having a widespread power outage has no correlation to me receiving my @hak5.bsky.social WiFi Pineapple Pager.
I appreciate the concern.
I appreciate the concern.
December 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Look, SF having a widespread power outage has no correlation to me receiving my @hak5.bsky.social WiFi Pineapple Pager.
I appreciate the concern.
I appreciate the concern.
Weird, the more money I earn, the stronger my integrity gets.
Money will make a lot of people lose their integrity. Smh.
December 20, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Weird, the more money I earn, the stronger my integrity gets.
This is his default tail config.
December 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This is his default tail config.
Me at the weed store showing off my new toy:
“Yes I could theoretically use this to hack your Wi-Fi, but I’m not going to because I don’t have your permission to.
Them: “wait you can just buy this stuff?”
Me: “fortunately for all of us, yes”
“Yes I could theoretically use this to hack your Wi-Fi, but I’m not going to because I don’t have your permission to.
Them: “wait you can just buy this stuff?”
Me: “fortunately for all of us, yes”
December 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Me at the weed store showing off my new toy:
“Yes I could theoretically use this to hack your Wi-Fi, but I’m not going to because I don’t have your permission to.
Them: “wait you can just buy this stuff?”
Me: “fortunately for all of us, yes”
“Yes I could theoretically use this to hack your Wi-Fi, but I’m not going to because I don’t have your permission to.
Them: “wait you can just buy this stuff?”
Me: “fortunately for all of us, yes”
Weird, all of these are things that don’t happen.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Weird, all of these are things that don’t happen.
We are so back baby!!
December 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
We are so back baby!!
If you are an asshole who treats me like shit, I'm not going to pre-emptively release any mail held in spam/phishing filters that you could release yourself if you knew how to check your quarantine.
You better submit a ticket if you wanna close that deal bro.
You better submit a ticket if you wanna close that deal bro.
December 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
If you are an asshole who treats me like shit, I'm not going to pre-emptively release any mail held in spam/phishing filters that you could release yourself if you knew how to check your quarantine.
You better submit a ticket if you wanna close that deal bro.
You better submit a ticket if you wanna close that deal bro.
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i dont think cis ppl will ever truly Understand what its like. but thats okay. you dont need to understand to listen to us. you dont need to understand to believe us when we say it hurts. you dont need to understand to treat us with love and kindness
December 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
i dont think cis ppl will ever truly Understand what its like. but thats okay. you dont need to understand to listen to us. you dont need to understand to believe us when we say it hurts. you dont need to understand to treat us with love and kindness
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CULT OF THE DEAD COW.
TODAY.
TOMORROW.
FOREVER.
TODAY.
TOMORROW.
FOREVER.
Huge thanks to the New York Times Book Review for naming the revised Cult of the Dead Cow one of its three nonfiction paperback picks of the week. Here is no-paywall version: www.pilotonline.com/2025/12/17/p... #books #hacking
Paperbacks worth reading or giving, from histories to novels
Good books on Handel’s ‘Messiah,’ hackers, saving seeds in the Siege of Leningrad, an Indian school before Wounded Knee, and more.
www.pilotonline.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
CULT OF THE DEAD COW.
TODAY.
TOMORROW.
FOREVER.
TODAY.
TOMORROW.
FOREVER.
As A current San Francisco resident and former constituent of Gavin Newsom as mayor, DO NOT NOMINATE THIS FUCKER FOR PRESIDENTIAL OFFICE.
December 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
As A current San Francisco resident and former constituent of Gavin Newsom as mayor, DO NOT NOMINATE THIS FUCKER FOR PRESIDENTIAL OFFICE.
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The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
CoWorker: "I just had to deal with someone that didn't know how to close tabs in Safari...... I'd truly never seen anyone with close to 2300 tabs open in the app, but now I have."
Me:
Me:
a baby is laughing while sitting on a bed with boxes in the background .
ALT: a baby is laughing while sitting on a bed with boxes in the background .
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
CoWorker: "I just had to deal with someone that didn't know how to close tabs in Safari...... I'd truly never seen anyone with close to 2300 tabs open in the app, but now I have."
Me:
Me:
Anyone feel like wasting these assholes time?
They REALLY want someone to call them.
They seem lonely.
They REALLY want someone to call them.
They seem lonely.
December 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Anyone feel like wasting these assholes time?
They REALLY want someone to call them.
They seem lonely.
They REALLY want someone to call them.
They seem lonely.
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I can't believe I have to say this, but please do not take revolutionary OPSEC advice from YA novels Cory Doctorow wrote almost twenty years ago.
December 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I can't believe I have to say this, but please do not take revolutionary OPSEC advice from YA novels Cory Doctorow wrote almost twenty years ago.