⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️
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IT Security Admin/Blue Team – He/Him/Fucker – Weapons Grade Shitposting 🇵🇸 Free Palestine 🏳️‍⚧️Trans Rights = Human Rights. 🅅 Veilid for the people. Antifascist Tech Support ™️ Don’t like me, complain to my boss: 248-434-5508 MrJhnsn.com SF, CA
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Welcome to Bluesky: Weird Al is on here but you sometimes don’t immediately get told that. That’s most of the important information.
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We've hit the middle of Cybersecurity Awareness Month, people. Please continue being aware of cybersecurity.

(And try to avoid using the same password across multiple accounts...)
XKCD 'How Hacking Works' comic.

How people think hacking works: "Control, we have flown to the USA and breached the target's house. They wrote all their passwords in a book labeled "Passwords"! The Fool!"

How it actually works: "Hey look, someone leaked the emails and passwords from the Smash Mouth message boards. Cool, let's try them all on Venmo"

XKCD 'How Hacking Works' comic from 2019.

How people think hacking works: "Control, we have flown to the USA and breached the target's house. They wrote all their passwords in a book labeled "Passwords"! The Fool!"

How it actually works: "Hey look, someone leaked the emails and passwords from the Smash Mouth message boards. Cool, let's try them all on Venmo"

Here's the full description on 'ExplainXKCD' 

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2176:_How_Hacking_Works
My boss is so funny.
I got a ticket today that was basically “this is a clusterfuck, we need Trevor to unfuck this”.

Me to my boss: “what the absolute fuck?”

My boss: <gives me the lowdown> “🤷🏻‍♂️ So its up to you.”

Me: “Well I’m just gonna do $thing”

Boss: “and THAT is why you got the ticket.”
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If you're protesting this weekend: Prep a burner phone, learn to move in crowds and what to do if things get violent, understand how you'll be surveilled, and find resources for storing media and remotely locking or erasing your phone: www.digitapub.com/collections/...
How To Be A Digital Revolutionary Mini Zine Vol. 1
This mini 'zine is a 7-page collection of the most essential personal and digital security advice for those attending protests, rallies, marches, or other events where there's an element of risk. Lock...
www.digitapub.com
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the ABC is carefully curating a narrative that people harming children via social media are all other children. Lies. The biggest threat is adult males. The biggest threat is always adult males, including to each other.
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One way of thinking about the AI bubble is that it's the final gasp of a grift based on specialized GPU's instead of tulips, a logical continuation from crypto and NFT's and the metaverse.

Like, there's nowhere else for it to go, no other magical use for this shit other than as electronic waste.
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lol gentle reminder that DEI is not illegal. Supporting marginalized groups is not illegal. Anyone reneging on support is making a CHOICE to do so.
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A great URL explainer from Julia Evans's saturday comics, drawn from her http zine! wizardzines.com/zines/http/
A hand-written explainer on "how URLs work," with an explanation of various parts of the links' anatomy - scheme, domain, port, path, query, etc.
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UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
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We will need Nuremberg-like trials
ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.

Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Houston, Texas
If having been circumcised will get me the drugs I want to treat my AuDHD … then yeah, my cut dick made me autistic.
Where do I pick up my vyvanse?
I hate having to rethink about something due to some manufactured rightwing panic, but I also love that when I do, I become a better ally for those they target.
I swear to god I saw @taylorlorenz.bsky.social in San Francisco tonight.
If it was her, I hope she writes about the show.
Ok this show was amazing!
If you are in SF you have to see it!
Looking forward to this tonight!
#transrights 🏳️‍⚧️

I may have an extra ticket, check your signal DMs…

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The Compton's Cafeteria Riot play — Tenderloin Museum
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Looking forward to this tonight!
#transrights 🏳️‍⚧️

I may have an extra ticket, check your signal DMs…

www.tenderloinmuseum.org/the-comptons...
The Compton's Cafeteria Riot play — Tenderloin Museum
www.tenderloinmuseum.org
Dispatch: "hey can you get this $PIA_Client ticket right now?"
Me: "Sure, it might take longer than scheduled cuz its kinda messy."
CoWorker SME: "I got it, no worries"
Me:
a man in a cape is flying through the air
ALT: a man in a cape is flying through the air
media.tenor.com
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tbh this is why I think the "future of AI", insofar as one exists, looks like the more purpose driven and efficient Chinese models versus whatever openAI is doing with their ungodly amounts of compute
Not a winning story for US companies. And thus DeepSeek and the Chinese LLMs are drastically different, because they have to prioritise resource consumption over capability to be viable in their respective markets.

Expect to see a bifurcation of most-capable frontier vs cheap-and-good-enough.
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ICE living up to Kristi Noem's leadership, I see.
EL PASO — a family says ICE showed up at their house looking for migrants and shot and KILLED THEIR DOG, then didn’t help them as the agent ran away and was not identified.

kfoxtv.com/news/local/e...
This is probably not good.
SCOOP: Spyware maker NSO Group confirmed to us that the company has been acquired by a U.S. investment group.

NSO's spokesperson said the group "has invested tens of millions of dollars in the company and has acquired controlling ownership," but declined to say who is behind the investment.
Spyware maker NSO Group confirms acquisition by US investors | TechCrunch
NSO Group confirmed to TechCrunch that an unnamed group of American investors has taken “controlling ownership” of the surveillance tech maker.
techcrunch.com
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Fuck the pol-ICE.
EL PASO — a family says ICE showed up at their house looking for migrants and shot and KILLED THEIR DOG, then didn’t help them as the agent ran away and was not identified.

kfoxtv.com/news/local/e...