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Mr Malakai @mrmalakai.bsky.social · 2h

Wait, so the ones already out there passed the test? They just choose to ignore the rules anyway?

Mr Malakai @mrmalakai.bsky.social · 1d

And thats incredibly insane. No verification whatsoever. Just dropping bombs.

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Mr Malakai @mrmalakai.bsky.social · 1d

For real, she practically became Voldemort, but instead of mudbloods its trans people.

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Mr Malakai @mrmalakai.bsky.social · 1d

I haven't streamed any HP since.

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Mr Malakai @mrmalakai.bsky.social · 1d

Its not like his favorite band in high school was ISIS or something.

Mr Malakai @mrmalakai.bsky.social · 1d

That was a failing PT test in the Air Force... jfc, what a joke.

Mr Malakai @mrmalakai.bsky.social · 1d

Santos just got out of prison, and hes complaining already?

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 2d

The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.

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Mr Malakai @mrmalakai.bsky.social · 1d

Cartoon of trump holding papers. Caption states "really? Right in front of my name on the Epstein list?"

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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 2d

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God @thegodpodcast.com · 2d

GEORGE CARLIN WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING

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Mr Malakai @mrmalakai.bsky.social · 2d

Dude, the GOP hasn't been playing by the rules. Just count her as sworn in or something. Let's fix the mistakes of inadequacy.

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iwanttobecanadian.bsky.social @iwanttobecanadian.bsky.social · 2d

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

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Mr Malakai @mrmalakai.bsky.social · 2d

Reagan was the harbinger of doom, after Nixon was the harbinger of corruption.

John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 2d

The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year.

In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.

Mr Malakai @mrmalakai.bsky.social · 2d

Seeing as how the GOP never wants to follow the rules, i say shes sworn in already. Time to vote now.

Mr Malakai @mrmalakai.bsky.social · 2d

Funny how Clinton never sent hand-drawn nudes to Epstein with cute little poems.

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Mr Malakai @mrmalakai.bsky.social · 2d

Sometimes I'll hear about a story coming out of Canada and feel happy that somewhere out there, people are just having a good time.

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Carl Ott, Author @bubba687.bsky.social · 3d

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 2d

Every single insurance company spends $5 billion per week to familiarize us with quirky spokespeople and their anthropomorphic animals. We spend 1/5th of our lives watching them caper about. They're able to do this because of the profit margins on the important product they produce (denied claims).

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Mr Malakai @mrmalakai.bsky.social · 2d

Because the American far-right spent millions to ensure a Libertarian pseudo-fascist won the presidency. Predictably, hes failed and the country is hurting after the American far-right media hailed him as a massive success.

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Mr Malakai @mrmalakai.bsky.social · 2d

Wasn't Argentina the country where Elon, PragerU, and TPUsa spent millions to ensure a Libertarian whackjob of a hack won the presidency?

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Mr Malakai @mrmalakai.bsky.social · 3d

Clue was such a fun movie when I saw it, I almost got angry when I heard it did poorly at the box office.

I rewatch it a couple times a year, and usually around Halloween.

Mr Malakai @mrmalakai.bsky.social · 3d

"Yes, but what about the shareholders?"

-fools

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Mr Malakai @mrmalakai.bsky.social · 3d

Soros has been getting free publicity from the right-wing weirdos for a couple decades now.