Chris Pickenpaugh
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Probably just aggregated code. Let's not and say we did.
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Probably just aggregated code. Let's not and say we did.
Here, just stuff I like: Movies. TV. Photos. Music. Science. Politics.
Many reasons to block you. DM at your peril.
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Remember how they said the upcoming war in Venezuela was about drugs, and then they seized an oil tanker?
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Remember how they said the upcoming war in Venezuela was about drugs, and then they seized an oil tanker?
250+ quarantined. Total outbreak at 111. Ongoing.
Over 250 people quarantined in South Carolina as measles outbreak rages
16 cases are linked to a church, which followed exposures at four schools last week.
arstechnica.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
250+ quarantined. Total outbreak at 111. Ongoing.
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Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
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It is absolutely wild that the guy who won’t stop yelling about law and order is now personally stepping in to keep January 6 documents hidden from the police officers who were attacked that day. He knows exactly what’s in those files and he is terrified the country will see it.
December 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It is absolutely wild that the guy who won’t stop yelling about law and order is now personally stepping in to keep January 6 documents hidden from the police officers who were attacked that day. He knows exactly what’s in those files and he is terrified the country will see it.
So funny
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
So funny
Have you guys seen the Rick & Morty episode where the President turns himself into a turkey, then halfway back into being a Turkey President?
December 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Have you guys seen the Rick & Morty episode where the President turns himself into a turkey, then halfway back into being a Turkey President?
If he's not a Russian asset, he might as well be one.
Remember, he doesn't have to bring down the U.S., only make it dumber and weaker enough.
Remember, he doesn't have to bring down the U.S., only make it dumber and weaker enough.
New US security strategy aligns with Russia's vision, Moscow says
The Kremlin welcomes the starkly worded document, which does not cast Russia as a threat to the US.
www.bbc.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
If he's not a Russian asset, he might as well be one.
Remember, he doesn't have to bring down the U.S., only make it dumber and weaker enough.
Remember, he doesn't have to bring down the U.S., only make it dumber and weaker enough.
"Tracy Beth Høeg has never supervised a drug review, never has conducted a clinical trial. She doesn't understand laws and regulations."
Multiple top-level officials are preparing resignations.
Multiple top-level officials are preparing resignations.
Appointment of controversial FDA official rocking agency like "an atom bomb," scientists there say
The Trump administration's elevation of Dr. Tracy Beth Høeg to lead a high-profile office within the Food and Drug Administration is raising alarm among multiple senior FDA officials.
www.cbsnews.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"Tracy Beth Høeg has never supervised a drug review, never has conducted a clinical trial. She doesn't understand laws and regulations."
Multiple top-level officials are preparing resignations.
Multiple top-level officials are preparing resignations.
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Anyone who knows this history should know there’s no contested issue.
December 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Anyone who knows this history should know there’s no contested issue.
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Trump hoodwinked his voters and he’s still trying to do it today…
2024: he dropped a campaign video titled “Make America Affordable Again” on day one.
2025: he hasn’t done squat to bring costs down, prices are climbing, and suddenly “affordability is a Democrat scam” because he’s panicking.
2024: he dropped a campaign video titled “Make America Affordable Again” on day one.
2025: he hasn’t done squat to bring costs down, prices are climbing, and suddenly “affordability is a Democrat scam” because he’s panicking.
December 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Trump hoodwinked his voters and he’s still trying to do it today…
2024: he dropped a campaign video titled “Make America Affordable Again” on day one.
2025: he hasn’t done squat to bring costs down, prices are climbing, and suddenly “affordability is a Democrat scam” because he’s panicking.
2024: he dropped a campaign video titled “Make America Affordable Again” on day one.
2025: he hasn’t done squat to bring costs down, prices are climbing, and suddenly “affordability is a Democrat scam” because he’s panicking.
Small businesses are getting pummeled under Trump's tariff-driven economy.
🚨 CNBC on latest jobs numbers: "A big miss on ADP payrolls. The private payroll company saying private payrolls shed 32,000 workers in Nov. That's the 4th negative number in past 6 months. The estimate was for +40,000, so the street was off ... this may be coming from being hammered by the tariffs"
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Small businesses are getting pummeled under Trump's tariff-driven economy.
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Again, this is the cognitive test that Donald Trump thinks was very hard.
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Again, this is the cognitive test that Donald Trump thinks was very hard.
Big if true.
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Big if true.
I mean, Don Jr. and Christmas coming up.
Trump: we’re going to keep America safe. We’re keeping the drugs out!
Also Trump: pardons a guy convicted of trying to bring *hundreds of tons* of cocaine into the US.
Also Trump: pardons a guy convicted of trying to bring *hundreds of tons* of cocaine into the US.
December 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I mean, Don Jr. and Christmas coming up.
Very smart people are saying we have the best ceasefires.
Palestinian death toll has surpassed 70,000 since the Israel-Hamas war began, Gaza ministry says
Gaza’s Health Ministry says the Palestinian death toll has surpassed 70,000 since the Israel-Hamas war began.
apnews.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Very smart people are saying we have the best ceasefires.
This is what's up.
ChatGPT is spending trillions of dollars and destroying the environment so people can figure out that you should make pasta on a date
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This is what's up.
Only for a moment and the moment's gone...
Dust in the wind... All they are is turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, creamed corn and green bean casserole flavored dust in the wind...
I knew a guy who called them Prangles. Gotta gets me some Prangles, he'd say. Target demo.
Dust in the wind... All they are is turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, creamed corn and green bean casserole flavored dust in the wind...
I knew a guy who called them Prangles. Gotta gets me some Prangles, he'd say. Target demo.
Pringles Thanksgiving Kits (2017-2019): For three consecutive years, Pringles put out special Thanksgiving Dinner-themed collections of potato crisps, in flavors such as turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, green bean casserole, creamed corn, pumpkin pie, and more
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Only for a moment and the moment's gone...
Dust in the wind... All they are is turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, creamed corn and green bean casserole flavored dust in the wind...
I knew a guy who called them Prangles. Gotta gets me some Prangles, he'd say. Target demo.
Dust in the wind... All they are is turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, creamed corn and green bean casserole flavored dust in the wind...
I knew a guy who called them Prangles. Gotta gets me some Prangles, he'd say. Target demo.
Damn straight! I only count with American numbers, just like Jesus when he had the #1 first Christmas! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🥳🥳🥳
The latest evidence that America is becoming a land of idiots:
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Damn straight! I only count with American numbers, just like Jesus when he had the #1 first Christmas! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🥳🥳🥳
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This is true. It is the best email I got this year.
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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🚨 NEW/EXCLUSIVE: The FBI turned over dozens of emails to me in response to my #FOIA request that provides a behind-the-scenes look at discussions involving the review and redaction of the Epstein files
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
🚨 NEW/EXCLUSIVE: The FBI turned over dozens of emails to me in response to my #FOIA request that provides a behind-the-scenes look at discussions involving the review and redaction of the Epstein files
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
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absolutely incredible -- CNN host introduces a segment about Trump's "new healthcare proposal," but less than two minutes later breaks into her script to announce "breaking news" that Trump's healthcare proposal is being postponed
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Critics & lawmakers: DOGE dismantled fed progs & gov't depts - little to show re: quantifiable savings.
DOGE’s cuts: countless world deaths after USAID shutdown - i.e., humanitarian/disaster aid.
DOGE accessed fed databases with personal info, millions of US citizens; data now in malicious risk.
DOGE’s cuts: countless world deaths after USAID shutdown - i.e., humanitarian/disaster aid.
DOGE accessed fed databases with personal info, millions of US citizens; data now in malicious risk.
DOGE days are over as Trump disbands Elon Musk's team of federal cost-cutters | TechCrunch
DOGE members are reportedly worried that they could face prosecution for some of their activities conducted while under the leadership of Elon Musk.
techcrunch.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Critics & lawmakers: DOGE dismantled fed progs & gov't depts - little to show re: quantifiable savings.
DOGE’s cuts: countless world deaths after USAID shutdown - i.e., humanitarian/disaster aid.
DOGE accessed fed databases with personal info, millions of US citizens; data now in malicious risk.
DOGE’s cuts: countless world deaths after USAID shutdown - i.e., humanitarian/disaster aid.
DOGE accessed fed databases with personal info, millions of US citizens; data now in malicious risk.
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen