Ms. Eldritch
@mseldritch.bsky.social
Queer, polyamorous, & guaranteed to steal your heart. Eldritch deity. I talk about monsters, books, and magic. (she/her) 🏳️🌈 18+.
She/Her
Texas, USA
She/Her
Texas, USA
“My Secret Santa” is a fun, silly little movie if you like movies that are trope-y as hell and have characters that are actually older than 25.
Even more fun if you treat it as if everyone is having some bisexual awakenings (the way the MMC gazes into Santa’s eyes!!!!).
Even more fun if you treat it as if everyone is having some bisexual awakenings (the way the MMC gazes into Santa’s eyes!!!!).
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
“My Secret Santa” is a fun, silly little movie if you like movies that are trope-y as hell and have characters that are actually older than 25.
Even more fun if you treat it as if everyone is having some bisexual awakenings (the way the MMC gazes into Santa’s eyes!!!!).
Even more fun if you treat it as if everyone is having some bisexual awakenings (the way the MMC gazes into Santa’s eyes!!!!).
My partner has gently informed me that trying to figure out why the 11 hours of sleep + nap yesterday didn’t magically fix my energy levels is maybe not useful. Instead, it’s okay to feel my feelings and to just be tired sometimes.
How dare he be so wise and understanding. 😠🥺
How dare he be so wise and understanding. 😠🥺
a cartoon of tinkerbell is flying through the air with a light coming out of her feet
ALT: a cartoon of tinkerbell is flying through the air with a light coming out of her feet
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December 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My partner has gently informed me that trying to figure out why the 11 hours of sleep + nap yesterday didn’t magically fix my energy levels is maybe not useful. Instead, it’s okay to feel my feelings and to just be tired sometimes.
How dare he be so wise and understanding. 😠🥺
How dare he be so wise and understanding. 😠🥺
I struggle with accidentally scheduling too much, especially when most (or all) of my week is seeing my partners and closest friends.
The other variable is sometimes I have a week with 20+ meetings and it wrecks how much energy I have.
The other variable is sometimes I have a week with 20+ meetings and it wrecks how much energy I have.
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I struggle with accidentally scheduling too much, especially when most (or all) of my week is seeing my partners and closest friends.
The other variable is sometimes I have a week with 20+ meetings and it wrecks how much energy I have.
The other variable is sometimes I have a week with 20+ meetings and it wrecks how much energy I have.
There are two phases to evening when darkness comes so early during this time of year.
The first is: it’s a MILLION o’clock, it’s so late, I can’t go anywhere, I can’t believe the day is over.
Then the rational brain says no, it’s still early.
Then the second phase: Time has no meaning. 🥲
The first is: it’s a MILLION o’clock, it’s so late, I can’t go anywhere, I can’t believe the day is over.
Then the rational brain says no, it’s still early.
Then the second phase: Time has no meaning. 🥲
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
There are two phases to evening when darkness comes so early during this time of year.
The first is: it’s a MILLION o’clock, it’s so late, I can’t go anywhere, I can’t believe the day is over.
Then the rational brain says no, it’s still early.
Then the second phase: Time has no meaning. 🥲
The first is: it’s a MILLION o’clock, it’s so late, I can’t go anywhere, I can’t believe the day is over.
Then the rational brain says no, it’s still early.
Then the second phase: Time has no meaning. 🥲
Because I wanted Google Calendar to be a hobby.
Why are you polyamorous?
Wrong answers only:
To have a reliable DnD group
Wrong answers only:
To have a reliable DnD group
Why are you polyamorous?
Wrong answers only:
Multiple personalities requires multiple partners.
Wrong answers only:
Multiple personalities requires multiple partners.
December 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Because I wanted Google Calendar to be a hobby.
More photos from last night. 🥰
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
More photos from last night. 🥰
Went to a femmes only Christmas masquerade and there was a mystery ornament exchange and I got the best ornament.
December 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Went to a femmes only Christmas masquerade and there was a mystery ornament exchange and I got the best ornament.
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“do it for the plot” i say as i continue to be a menace only to myself
December 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
“do it for the plot” i say as i continue to be a menace only to myself
You’re free to dislike things I like!
But just “idk it’s bad” means you’re not even interested in engaging critically with one of the most beautiful, nuanced, and heart-wrenching pieces of art I’ve ever seen.
But just “idk it’s bad” means you’re not even interested in engaging critically with one of the most beautiful, nuanced, and heart-wrenching pieces of art I’ve ever seen.
Once again, @mseldritch.bsky.social demonstrating only the absolute highest dating standards
we suffer no fools in this house 💙
we suffer no fools in this house 💙
December 10, 2025 at 5:55 AM
You’re free to dislike things I like!
But just “idk it’s bad” means you’re not even interested in engaging critically with one of the most beautiful, nuanced, and heart-wrenching pieces of art I’ve ever seen.
But just “idk it’s bad” means you’re not even interested in engaging critically with one of the most beautiful, nuanced, and heart-wrenching pieces of art I’ve ever seen.
I went to look for an examples of Magic art that I like to show some friends, and I realized “Oh, these just show that I’m a freak.” 😌
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I went to look for an examples of Magic art that I like to show some friends, and I realized “Oh, these just show that I’m a freak.” 😌
I always commit to posting more and being more unhinged here and then I don’t.
Maybe I’ll actually stick to that someday, chat.
Maybe I’ll actually stick to that someday, chat.
December 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I always commit to posting more and being more unhinged here and then I don’t.
Maybe I’ll actually stick to that someday, chat.
Maybe I’ll actually stick to that someday, chat.
The loan ended when I hit 87% last night.
It is… okay?
And I’m too stubborn to not finish it.
It is… okay?
And I’m too stubborn to not finish it.
My slice of happiness today is Libby alerting me of a Skip-the-Line copy of “Problematic Summer Romance” by Ali Hazelwood… 👀👀👀
December 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The loan ended when I hit 87% last night.
It is… okay?
And I’m too stubborn to not finish it.
It is… okay?
And I’m too stubborn to not finish it.
There was a THREE in front of the temperature this morning in Texas! I could see my breath.
Okay okay so the key combination is that the weather can be dark IF it’s also cold.
Dark and just… still warm means I get less sunlight for no good reason.
At least dark + cold means it’ll feel like Christmas and I can do cute, cozy hibernating bear activities. 🥰
Dark and just… still warm means I get less sunlight for no good reason.
At least dark + cold means it’ll feel like Christmas and I can do cute, cozy hibernating bear activities. 🥰
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
There was a THREE in front of the temperature this morning in Texas! I could see my breath.
Okay okay so the key combination is that the weather can be dark IF it’s also cold.
Dark and just… still warm means I get less sunlight for no good reason.
At least dark + cold means it’ll feel like Christmas and I can do cute, cozy hibernating bear activities. 🥰
Dark and just… still warm means I get less sunlight for no good reason.
At least dark + cold means it’ll feel like Christmas and I can do cute, cozy hibernating bear activities. 🥰
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Okay okay so the key combination is that the weather can be dark IF it’s also cold.
Dark and just… still warm means I get less sunlight for no good reason.
At least dark + cold means it’ll feel like Christmas and I can do cute, cozy hibernating bear activities. 🥰
Dark and just… still warm means I get less sunlight for no good reason.
At least dark + cold means it’ll feel like Christmas and I can do cute, cozy hibernating bear activities. 🥰
My slice of happiness today is Libby alerting me of a Skip-the-Line copy of “Problematic Summer Romance” by Ali Hazelwood… 👀👀👀
December 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My slice of happiness today is Libby alerting me of a Skip-the-Line copy of “Problematic Summer Romance” by Ali Hazelwood… 👀👀👀
Today I played a one shot D&D campaign with some friends over Discord. I played a half elf Druid who would much rather be hanging out with her sheep or in her mountainside cottage but was reluctantly dragged to a harvest festival.
And she has a cowboy hat.
And she has a cowboy hat.
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Today I played a one shot D&D campaign with some friends over Discord. I played a half elf Druid who would much rather be hanging out with her sheep or in her mountainside cottage but was reluctantly dragged to a harvest festival.
And she has a cowboy hat.
And she has a cowboy hat.
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This isn’t to brag. Just to reflect and realize how full my life is even though I’ve stepped back from MTG and being as online here. 🥰
I’m lucky, and very rich in love.
I’m lucky, and very rich in love.
November 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM
This isn’t to brag. Just to reflect and realize how full my life is even though I’ve stepped back from MTG and being as online here. 🥰
I’m lucky, and very rich in love.
I’m lucky, and very rich in love.
Things I’ve been doing despite being quiet here:
I’m on my 39th book of the year.
This week was my 3rd(!!) anniversary with Chris.
Early November was nine years with my nesting partner.
I have a newish girlfriend.
I’ve had both monthly queer movie nights and Magic nights with my polycule.
I’m on my 39th book of the year.
This week was my 3rd(!!) anniversary with Chris.
Early November was nine years with my nesting partner.
I have a newish girlfriend.
I’ve had both monthly queer movie nights and Magic nights with my polycule.
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Things I’ve been doing despite being quiet here:
I’m on my 39th book of the year.
This week was my 3rd(!!) anniversary with Chris.
Early November was nine years with my nesting partner.
I have a newish girlfriend.
I’ve had both monthly queer movie nights and Magic nights with my polycule.
I’m on my 39th book of the year.
This week was my 3rd(!!) anniversary with Chris.
Early November was nine years with my nesting partner.
I have a newish girlfriend.
I’ve had both monthly queer movie nights and Magic nights with my polycule.
The Sunday Scaries after one of the big holidays is always the worst.
(And it’s not even Sunday yet!!)
😭
(And it’s not even Sunday yet!!)
😭
November 30, 2025 at 7:32 AM
The Sunday Scaries after one of the big holidays is always the worst.
(And it’s not even Sunday yet!!)
😭
(And it’s not even Sunday yet!!)
😭
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Make MTG mean Magic: The Gathering again
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Make MTG mean Magic: The Gathering again
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Finally, Magic the Gathering quit congress.
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Finally, Magic the Gathering quit congress.
While this state may be fucked up politically, I also have a deep love for this place and the people that have made this decade the best of my life.
(A photo I posted in 2017 after my first trip away post-cross country move with the caption: “So thoroughly relieved to be back in Texas.”)
(A photo I posted in 2017 after my first trip away post-cross country move with the caption: “So thoroughly relieved to be back in Texas.”)
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 AM
While this state may be fucked up politically, I also have a deep love for this place and the people that have made this decade the best of my life.
(A photo I posted in 2017 after my first trip away post-cross country move with the caption: “So thoroughly relieved to be back in Texas.”)
(A photo I posted in 2017 after my first trip away post-cross country move with the caption: “So thoroughly relieved to be back in Texas.”)
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I could stand in defiance of the people who exist to erase me, my friends and loved ones, and my community, all day long forever
but nothing's more despair-inducing than your supposed allies telling you how hopeless your fight is, how you're a coward for even trying
but nothing's more despair-inducing than your supposed allies telling you how hopeless your fight is, how you're a coward for even trying
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I could stand in defiance of the people who exist to erase me, my friends and loved ones, and my community, all day long forever
but nothing's more despair-inducing than your supposed allies telling you how hopeless your fight is, how you're a coward for even trying
but nothing's more despair-inducing than your supposed allies telling you how hopeless your fight is, how you're a coward for even trying
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no one who lives in a blue state gets to lecture anyone about racism if they also believe red states "get what they deserve because they voted for Republicans"
more black people live in GA/TX/FL than in NY/CA, but they're gerrymandered to hell so racist policies win out
more black people live in GA/TX/FL than in NY/CA, but they're gerrymandered to hell so racist policies win out
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
no one who lives in a blue state gets to lecture anyone about racism if they also believe red states "get what they deserve because they voted for Republicans"
more black people live in GA/TX/FL than in NY/CA, but they're gerrymandered to hell so racist policies win out
more black people live in GA/TX/FL than in NY/CA, but they're gerrymandered to hell so racist policies win out
I’ve figured out that winter and less sunlight does an actual number on me.
The past two years around Feb/March I have felt unusually burnt out and had very little social energy.
SO, to combat this, I’m going to try to romanticize my winter this year.
The past two years around Feb/March I have felt unusually burnt out and had very little social energy.
SO, to combat this, I’m going to try to romanticize my winter this year.
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I’ve figured out that winter and less sunlight does an actual number on me.
The past two years around Feb/March I have felt unusually burnt out and had very little social energy.
SO, to combat this, I’m going to try to romanticize my winter this year.
The past two years around Feb/March I have felt unusually burnt out and had very little social energy.
SO, to combat this, I’m going to try to romanticize my winter this year.