Marc Sparks
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Marc Sparks
@msparks.bsky.social
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Protecting norms includes continuing to talk about silly stuff while being acutely aware that the world is on fire.
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OR... they keep going. Just level the whole thing with him in it if he doesn't pay.

"Be a shame if something happened to all this, uh, whatever this Home Depot shit on the walls is called."
This is all off the record, by the way.
I'm actually not familiar with this bit: the like was in recognition of all the bits from The Vacant Lot that live in MY head.
The fact that I've never heard of Sora might also be supporting evidence.
"No one showed up at the protests, very low turnout, also here's a video of me emptying my Depends on a huge crowd of protesters."
1976 People magazine going in on the ozone layer warnings on the front cover...
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
Not only is this guy a Nazi, he is the worst bag boy I've ever seen. How can you be haphazard and slow at the same time?

Worse than the cashiers at Sprouts. SPROUTS!
🚨 Swastika Nazi strikes trans
woman after she films his swastika.
📍 WinCo @ Citrus Heights, CA.
⏰ 10:00am-10:20am PST

He shakes in line for 3.5 minutes before leaving.
Incident report will be released this evening.

Have you seen this Nazi? Our tip line is located in our bio.
I don't know why people are surprised about all this money going to Argentina. If you're going to flee somewhere, might as well fix it up first.
And I still haven't had time to read up on the museum heist. THE MUSEUM HEIST!
Don't sleep on the alt text, there are some gems.
He matches his shoes to his underwear!
The girl who sounds like Kat Dennings in the leopard print shawl screaming at him at the end.
And the teal underwear!

(I have the same kind, but it's still hilarious.)
And the goth kid working with the Bernie bro to try to prevent the tipping point where this moves from hilarious to tragic.
There's a new delightful detail every time I watch it.

The best part is the kid with the skateboard trying to blend in until his window opens.
MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
I certainly hope this doesn't become fodder for one of these "memes" the youth seem so interested in. That would be tragic.
The Christmas decorations are already out at Lowes.
Chandler AZ is not a small town, but it is a suburb where our congressional rep is notorious traitor and pedo-protector Andy Fucking Biggs, so beautiful to see the streets lined for blocks and blocks and a never ending stream of honks and "Woo!"s. Troll count: 1.
Nothing but good vibes in Chandler, AZ
That's normal, right?
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Like a lot of us here, the Lock 'Em Up-est comments I see on social media are coming from, well, extremely normal people. So I wanted to explain how extremely helpful it would be this weekend if they scared the shit out of everyone driving them nuts.
Dear Normies: Time to Stand Up - Truthdig
For people who’ve never been to a protest in their lives, Saturday’s ‘No Kings’ rally is a good place to start.
www.truthdig.com