newt
@muddynewt.bsky.social
(they/she) | 29 | 🇵🇷 | just a strange writer-degenerate-recluse biding my time by murmuring mundanities :3 | 21+ | liberation for all oppressed peoples 🇸🇩🇨🇩🇵🇸🇺🇦 (header: @murkbone.bsky.social)
Me, every time I practice my ethnic dialect in Spanish: "god they're so fast" 🤣🤣💕🇵🇷
December 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Me, every time I practice my ethnic dialect in Spanish: "god they're so fast" 🤣🤣💕🇵🇷
Everyone say "happy 29th birthday newt!"
December 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Everyone say "happy 29th birthday newt!"
I'll fight like hell to protect this softness I have
December 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'll fight like hell to protect this softness I have
"If you were more of a feminist you would've won that level, you didn't believe in the girlypop enough" absolutely came out of my mouth when my homeboy tried to say it was my fault he lost 🤭🤣🤣
December 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
"If you were more of a feminist you would've won that level, you didn't believe in the girlypop enough" absolutely came out of my mouth when my homeboy tried to say it was my fault he lost 🤭🤣🤣
Having someone brag about having you in their DMs publicly while being dry as fuck in said DMs gets you in the warning zone for weirdo territory
December 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Having someone brag about having you in their DMs publicly while being dry as fuck in said DMs gets you in the warning zone for weirdo territory
I really am so proud to be Black American and Afro Puerto Rican, I love us so much
December 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I really am so proud to be Black American and Afro Puerto Rican, I love us so much
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As of this morning 4,500 Starbucks workers are on strike. Don’t cross their picket line.
No Starbucks. NO Starbucks gift cards!
No Starbucks. NO Starbucks gift cards!
JUST IN: This morning, hundreds of baristas have joined our national ULP strike.
☕ The solidarity is strong: For every one barista on strike, dozens more allies have shown up in force to back our cause.
Our strike continues to grow in strength and power! #NoContractNoCoffee
☕ The solidarity is strong: For every one barista on strike, dozens more allies have shown up in force to back our cause.
Our strike continues to grow in strength and power! #NoContractNoCoffee
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
December 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
As of this morning 4,500 Starbucks workers are on strike. Don’t cross their picket line.
No Starbucks. NO Starbucks gift cards!
No Starbucks. NO Starbucks gift cards!
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solidarity with trans people and death to fascism
December 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
solidarity with trans people and death to fascism
This and a martini would fix me
Local restaurant listing this menu item as "girl dinner" speaks to me in the craziest way
December 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This and a martini would fix me
Man Ive never seen Scarface and this whole time I thought it was Tony Montoya 😔
December 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Man Ive never seen Scarface and this whole time I thought it was Tony Montoya 😔
Really proud of myself for finally posting on Substack!! I've been healing from being harassed in grad school over my concentration, and haven't been able to share any of my research in 3 years
December 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Really proud of myself for finally posting on Substack!! I've been healing from being harassed in grad school over my concentration, and haven't been able to share any of my research in 3 years
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She's great!!!
December 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
She's great!!!
Wish me luck being in public ;^;
December 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Wish me luck being in public ;^;
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Happy exalted Mars to those who celebrate 🔥🐐
December 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Happy exalted Mars to those who celebrate 🔥🐐
Was discussing my research around racism in fantasy and got asked "well isn't acknowledging anti-semitism in media the same thing as being anti-Semitic?" as a gotcha and that's exactly why I don't be talking to folks
December 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Was discussing my research around racism in fantasy and got asked "well isn't acknowledging anti-semitism in media the same thing as being anti-Semitic?" as a gotcha and that's exactly why I don't be talking to folks
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Dating in 2025 is like LITERALLY the same as trying to buy a house & find a job. Wtf is this....
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Dating in 2025 is like LITERALLY the same as trying to buy a house & find a job. Wtf is this....
Nothing makes me happier in this world than maduros 🥰🥰🥰
December 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Nothing makes me happier in this world than maduros 🥰🥰🥰
"I'm too old to play that" is actually applicable at any age
December 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"I'm too old to play that" is actually applicable at any age
God I love leaving weird people where they're at
December 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
God I love leaving weird people where they're at
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RIP Jeff. It was nice to hear you as Sheen one final time in Nicktoons and the Dice of Destiny
December 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
RIP Jeff. It was nice to hear you as Sheen one final time in Nicktoons and the Dice of Destiny
The grief of finally warming up your bed to have to get up and pee
December 10, 2025 at 6:18 AM
The grief of finally warming up your bed to have to get up and pee
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good morning bluesky friends ❤️
December 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
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“ perverts “ — filet crochet by me
November 20, 2024 at 8:09 PM
“ perverts “ — filet crochet by me
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