Jayde (she/her)
@multicitrusmarg.bsky.social
ADHD eldest daughter | ex-mormon
argumentative antithetical dream girl
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tiktok & insta: jayde_hansen
argumentative antithetical dream girl
🩷💜🩵 | 🍃🍃🍃
tiktok & insta: jayde_hansen
The Chainsmokers??? Still not paying for a single but 😳
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The Chainsmokers??? Still not paying for a single but 😳
Does anyone know how I might get this number off this glass jar? I like to reuse glass jars for spell components and keepsakes, and this is a great little jar, but I can't figure out if I can get this number that is printed directly on the jar off in any way.
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Does anyone know how I might get this number off this glass jar? I like to reuse glass jars for spell components and keepsakes, and this is a great little jar, but I can't figure out if I can get this number that is printed directly on the jar off in any way.
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I’m gonna put it more clear what I meant by this:
She’s saying the powers she was honing…the powers that saved her from the fate of Ophelia..was creating characters and story arcs
She’s saying the powers she was honing…the powers that saved her from the fate of Ophelia..was creating characters and story arcs
I know everyone brushed this off as her doing damage control but I still can't believe she can say things like this and keep getting away with it.
November 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I’m gonna put it more clear what I meant by this:
She’s saying the powers she was honing…the powers that saved her from the fate of Ophelia..was creating characters and story arcs
She’s saying the powers she was honing…the powers that saved her from the fate of Ophelia..was creating characters and story arcs
If you can't fart freely in front of your partner, they're not the one
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
If you can't fart freely in front of your partner, they're not the one
My hottest take of the year (probably) - if you can't do your job without the assistance of generative* AI, you're not qualified to do that job
*acknowledging that not all AI is created equal and generative AI is specific thing
*acknowledging that not all AI is created equal and generative AI is specific thing
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
My hottest take of the year (probably) - if you can't do your job without the assistance of generative* AI, you're not qualified to do that job
*acknowledging that not all AI is created equal and generative AI is specific thing
*acknowledging that not all AI is created equal and generative AI is specific thing
The Red Rising series is one of the best I've read in a while AND it manages to portray a very violent society with a caste system without gratuitous violence towards female characters. It's mentioned, because any society like that WILL be violent towards women, but it's not used as a plot point.
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The Red Rising series is one of the best I've read in a while AND it manages to portray a very violent society with a caste system without gratuitous violence towards female characters. It's mentioned, because any society like that WILL be violent towards women, but it's not used as a plot point.
cw: talk of the orange man and sexual violence towards minors
My current theory is that the "Trump" referenced in the emails is one of his daughters
My current theory is that the "Trump" referenced in the emails is one of his daughters
November 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
cw: talk of the orange man and sexual violence towards minors
My current theory is that the "Trump" referenced in the emails is one of his daughters
My current theory is that the "Trump" referenced in the emails is one of his daughters
I love cats in the winter
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I love cats in the winter
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When do you use a doormat? After you've walked through a door.... when you've come in from the outside
remember when people were saying that she wants us to follow her through the door, it's not her leaving out the door it's her bringing us in
remember when people were saying that she wants us to follow her through the door, it's not her leaving out the door it's her bringing us in
Releasing a door mat is SO interesting
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
When do you use a doormat? After you've walked through a door.... when you've come in from the outside
remember when people were saying that she wants us to follow her through the door, it's not her leaving out the door it's her bringing us in
remember when people were saying that she wants us to follow her through the door, it's not her leaving out the door it's her bringing us in
Part of my problem rn is that if I were very rich, I would simply not charge more than the cost of sweatshirt production for a sweatshirt
And I might feel a little differently if it was made with highly ethical labor practices and was extremely good quality, but those things aren't true
And I might feel a little differently if it was made with highly ethical labor practices and was extremely good quality, but those things aren't true
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Part of my problem rn is that if I were very rich, I would simply not charge more than the cost of sweatshirt production for a sweatshirt
And I might feel a little differently if it was made with highly ethical labor practices and was extremely good quality, but those things aren't true
And I might feel a little differently if it was made with highly ethical labor practices and was extremely good quality, but those things aren't true
Some of the merch is awful and some of it is cute, but the bottom line is that I can't convince myself to spend $80 on a sweatshirt this close to the holidays
November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Some of the merch is awful and some of it is cute, but the bottom line is that I can't convince myself to spend $80 on a sweatshirt this close to the holidays
Low key one of my actual favorite tasks at work is when I get to assemble packets of materials quietly by myself
Whenever they say no one would do the boring jobs if we had UBI, I laugh because sign me the fuck up for something mind numbing like that
Whenever they say no one would do the boring jobs if we had UBI, I laugh because sign me the fuck up for something mind numbing like that
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Low key one of my actual favorite tasks at work is when I get to assemble packets of materials quietly by myself
Whenever they say no one would do the boring jobs if we had UBI, I laugh because sign me the fuck up for something mind numbing like that
Whenever they say no one would do the boring jobs if we had UBI, I laugh because sign me the fuck up for something mind numbing like that
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✨🤞she saw my hoping about this and will play brunette taylor and kiss herself🤞✨
🚨| RUMOR: According to The Sun, Taylor Swift is set to film a music video for “Elizabeth Taylor” in the UK next week.
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
✨🤞she saw my hoping about this and will play brunette taylor and kiss herself🤞✨
Personally, I'm not excited about the 60 degree November day we're having, because it's not normal and is a symptom of climate change
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Personally, I'm not excited about the 60 degree November day we're having, because it's not normal and is a symptom of climate change
There are exactly two pharmacy techs at my pharmacy who do not ask some kind of weird question or hold me up when I pick up my ADHD medication
Snagged one of them today and will be noting the day and time for future pickup planning
Snagged one of them today and will be noting the day and time for future pickup planning
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
There are exactly two pharmacy techs at my pharmacy who do not ask some kind of weird question or hold me up when I pick up my ADHD medication
Snagged one of them today and will be noting the day and time for future pickup planning
Snagged one of them today and will be noting the day and time for future pickup planning
When the trailer aired on GMA, was it in the weird mobile portrait format? What kind of choice is that?
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
When the trailer aired on GMA, was it in the weird mobile portrait format? What kind of choice is that?
Hey so the reality of living in capitalism is that we can't always make the most environmentally conscious choice because sometimes our sanity needs to be preserved over not using something disposable
You do the best you can and remember that corporations are the real bad guys
You do the best you can and remember that corporations are the real bad guys
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Hey so the reality of living in capitalism is that we can't always make the most environmentally conscious choice because sometimes our sanity needs to be preserved over not using something disposable
You do the best you can and remember that corporations are the real bad guys
You do the best you can and remember that corporations are the real bad guys
I need Bluesky to start letting me make polls
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I need Bluesky to start letting me make polls
Baby's first sourdough
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Baby's first sourdough
I read for entertainment and education and if I'm getting neither, you bet your ass I'm gonna put the book down and not finish it. Why should I feel ashamed of not finishing a book that isn't bringing me any satisfaction?
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I read for entertainment and education and if I'm getting neither, you bet your ass I'm gonna put the book down and not finish it. Why should I feel ashamed of not finishing a book that isn't bringing me any satisfaction?
People act like the Twilight movies are bad but I truly think they are as good as they could possibly be given the source material
Also I rewatch them every year around this time and I won't ever stop, I'm the cult following
Also I rewatch them every year around this time and I won't ever stop, I'm the cult following
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
People act like the Twilight movies are bad but I truly think they are as good as they could possibly be given the source material
Also I rewatch them every year around this time and I won't ever stop, I'm the cult following
Also I rewatch them every year around this time and I won't ever stop, I'm the cult following
I have this weird anti-vax uncle who always views my Instagram stories within 5 minutes of me posting and I'm about 3 days away from posting something targeted at him specifically
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I have this weird anti-vax uncle who always views my Instagram stories within 5 minutes of me posting and I'm about 3 days away from posting something targeted at him specifically
So I used to think I was an introvert and the last couple of months I've realized that it's not the social activity that's draining, it's the masking
If I'm social with people I don't have to mask with I actually leave feeling awesome
If I'm social with people I don't have to mask with I actually leave feeling awesome
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
So I used to think I was an introvert and the last couple of months I've realized that it's not the social activity that's draining, it's the masking
If I'm social with people I don't have to mask with I actually leave feeling awesome
If I'm social with people I don't have to mask with I actually leave feeling awesome
I am super pro content warnings and whatnot, but it's gotten to the point where I see the word "grape" and think of sexual violence, and that's getting on my nerves
Increasingly annoyed at the gradual baby-fication of every aspect of our lives. I was watching a movie the other day and sure, I can see Chucky throw a woman out a window, but heaven forbid I read the word "bitch" in the subtitles.
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I am super pro content warnings and whatnot, but it's gotten to the point where I see the word "grape" and think of sexual violence, and that's getting on my nerves
Tragically confirmed my husband is 100% straight when he said, "I'm just not sure I buy Jonathan Bailey as the guy everyone is lusting over in Wicked"
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Tragically confirmed my husband is 100% straight when he said, "I'm just not sure I buy Jonathan Bailey as the guy everyone is lusting over in Wicked"