Jayde (she/her)
@multicitrusmarg.bsky.social
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ADHD eldest daughter | ex-mormon argumentative antithetical dream girl 🩷💜🩵 | 🍃🍃🍃 tiktok & insta: jayde_hansen
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No this is smart because as much as I might have wanted them they are probably super cheap quality for $30-35 each
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HIGHLY recommend The Beaches, esp if you're after more music created by queer women
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louis tomlinson is the absolute BEST at choosing his openers istg. The Beaches?????? incredible choice
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Okay the earrings and necklace are both gone already? I have been WAITING for her to drop something silver as a silver girlie and now I've lost my chance 😭
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It's also ridiculously stupid given that the US still circumcises about 60% of male babies
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Okay I am an avid blind follower and I've not seen this? Do you mind sharing the source because I am super curious to learn more
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2 weeks before my wedding I had no cake/dessert plans and was still assembling my decorations. You've got this!
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✨1,713th show - adds up to 12? Again, confirmation of the date/number clues

✨Travis' favorite director being Greta Gerwig is actually the first thing I have learned about him that makes me like him. The woman made Lady Bird, Little Women, and Barbie?
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✨"I'm constantly waiting for someone to tell me to stop" stop what? I don't know what this means exactly but I am deeply intrigued

✨"having to do trigonometry" to figure out the wedding date, so she's basically confirming date math is a part of her easter egging process
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✨confirms pirate ship scene in the music video is intended to be comedic! And International Talk Like A Pirate Day is Sept. 19th?

✨says her bread puns are some of her best work and they are "not going to be appreciated until after their time". Also, talk of making the bread camera-ready is 👀👀👀
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Favorite parts of the Seth Meyers interview (some of these are things others have already mentioned but I am compiling my own list for posterity) 🧵:

✨she said this was her favorite album RELEASE, not her favorite album

✨"I work with my mom and brother", after mentioning her dad a sentence earlier
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It is SUCH an easy airport for TSA and everyone there is so nice. And it's not huge and overwhelming and difficult to navigate.
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Okay but she told Seth it was her favorite "album RELEASE", not her favorite "ALBUM"
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Especially because she mentioned her dad like, a sentence earlier
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The airport there is insanely easy too
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Do you wanna take a skate on the ice inside my veins?
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If the gp doesn't understand it as satire, it essentially has the same impact as what it's attempting to satirize
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Literary analysis is 100% a lost skill at this point. Finding parallels to experiences you have had, be that mental illness, trauma, etc. in someone else's art or written work and sharing that is NOT the same thing as instituting the artist has had those same experiences.
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Nothing irks me more than influencers who pretend to care about sustainability but redecorate their homes every 2 years
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The same way Taylor on Jimmy Fallon was like, "it's so cool that I get to hang out with him every day"
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"Satire requires a clarity of purpose and target, lest it be mistaken for, and contribute to, that which it intends to criticize."
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Considering the song was written well before the engagement, I definitely think an alternative meeting holds weight
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The real reason Taylor doesn't want to sign on to the super bowl half-time show is because there's a real possibility the chiefs don't make it to the super bowl at all
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Alright Taylor nation, this is in pretty poor taste
Screenshot of Taylor nation's Instagram story showing a Pandora station called "Pop billionaires"
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I was about to say "maybe they hire bands" but what band in the world would actually want that gig
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My job keeps sending out emails saying "we're gonna start permanently deleting the emails in your deleted items folder after 30 days to save storage space", but the joke is on them, because this tactic requires me to have ever deleted an email