Kai ☃️
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versemonger of the darkest alleys— that’s ME! • 30 • they/them • leftist • gaylor
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Watching Hasan's stream (I'm taking a mental health day by tuning into politics) and he's talking about the monetization of rage bait and how gambling companies incentivize this rage bait/outrage feedback loop 👀
December 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Watching Hasan's stream (I'm taking a mental health day by tuning into politics) and he's talking about the monetization of rage bait and how gambling companies incentivize this rage bait/outrage feedback loop 👀
Did a dramatic cold read of this email to my partner this morning and could barely keep it together as Casablanca left my mouth lmao
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Did a dramatic cold read of this email to my partner this morning and could barely keep it together as Casablanca left my mouth lmao
Whenever my mental health is in free fall, I find myself wishing I still had musical instruments and that I didn't at one point have to sell all of my valuable (and extremely cherished) possessions like my alto sax, my Fender Mustang and my digital keyboard to survive
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Whenever my mental health is in free fall, I find myself wishing I still had musical instruments and that I didn't at one point have to sell all of my valuable (and extremely cherished) possessions like my alto sax, my Fender Mustang and my digital keyboard to survive
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on 9/9, Taylor did the Lover in Paris concert
album 9, track 9 is coney island 🎡
album 9, track 9 is coney island 🎡
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
on 9/9, Taylor did the Lover in Paris concert
album 9, track 9 is coney island 🎡
album 9, track 9 is coney island 🎡
Sometimes I just need to AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! about it
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Sometimes I just need to AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! about it
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Rudolph gets all the love, so let’s talk about the names of Santa’s other reindeer.
dasher | noun | one that dashes
dancer | noun | one that dances
prancer | noun | one that walks or moves in a spirited manner
Ok, those three are easy to understand.
🧵⬇️
dasher | noun | one that dashes
dancer | noun | one that dances
prancer | noun | one that walks or moves in a spirited manner
Ok, those three are easy to understand.
🧵⬇️
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Rudolph gets all the love, so let’s talk about the names of Santa’s other reindeer.
dasher | noun | one that dashes
dancer | noun | one that dances
prancer | noun | one that walks or moves in a spirited manner
Ok, those three are easy to understand.
🧵⬇️
dasher | noun | one that dashes
dancer | noun | one that dances
prancer | noun | one that walks or moves in a spirited manner
Ok, those three are easy to understand.
🧵⬇️
"Ohh you're all overworked and don't have the time/money/energy to come out to the theater to catch a movie in the 3.5 weeks it's in theaters? What about a week and a half? Want to watch it at home where it only sounds good if you have soundbars and extra speakers?"
Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos said Friday theatrical release windows will “evolve to be much more consumer friendly.”
Cinema Stocks Drop After Netflix Suggests Shorter Theatrical Releases Following Warner Bros. Acquisition
Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos said Friday theatrical release windows will “evolve to be much more consumer friendly.”
www.forbes.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
"Ohh you're all overworked and don't have the time/money/energy to come out to the theater to catch a movie in the 3.5 weeks it's in theaters? What about a week and a half? Want to watch it at home where it only sounds good if you have soundbars and extra speakers?"
FYI of course Taylor and Travis aren't getting married 6/13/26. It would not be safe or wise to announce this so far in advance. Maybe the "wedding" will hit streaming services that day lmao. Just in time for 20 years of Tim McGraw, her debut single (6/19/06)
December 6, 2025 at 12:21 PM
FYI of course Taylor and Travis aren't getting married 6/13/26. It would not be safe or wise to announce this so far in advance. Maybe the "wedding" will hit streaming services that day lmao. Just in time for 20 years of Tim McGraw, her debut single (6/19/06)
Wishing Lando Norris a very poor qualifying session because I don't like an "I can't do it" ass athlete, I don't like that level of negativity as a winning attitude. Put the foot on the gas pedal lil bro 🥱
December 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Wishing Lando Norris a very poor qualifying session because I don't like an "I can't do it" ass athlete, I don't like that level of negativity as a winning attitude. Put the foot on the gas pedal lil bro 🥱
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She is The Man 🪞
December 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
She is The Man 🪞
This shit is so annoying!!!! when do we get to actually busting up these monopolies? I'm saying this so I can do better for myself too: buy physical media you love whenever possible. Digital media can and will be taken away, without notice and at any time.
Netflix is officially buying Warner Bros. Discovery and HBO Max in an $82.7 billion deal.
The announcement came after a weeks-long bidding war that pitted the streaming giant against David Ellison’s Paramount Skydance and Comcast.
The announcement came after a weeks-long bidding war that pitted the streaming giant against David Ellison’s Paramount Skydance and Comcast.
Netflix to Buy Warner Bros. and HBO Max in $82.7 Billion Deal
It's official: Netflix and Warner Bros. Discovery announced an agreement under which Netflix will acquire Warner Bros., including its film and television studios, HBO Max and HBO.
variety.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This shit is so annoying!!!! when do we get to actually busting up these monopolies? I'm saying this so I can do better for myself too: buy physical media you love whenever possible. Digital media can and will be taken away, without notice and at any time.
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burger is easily top 5 human achievements
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
burger is easily top 5 human achievements
I wonder if anyone thinks of Taylor Swift's New Girl episode, Elaine's Big Day, as much as I do. This May 14th will be the 13 year anniversary. Maybe a date to watch for pertaining to upcoming nuptials
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I wonder if anyone thinks of Taylor Swift's New Girl episode, Elaine's Big Day, as much as I do. This May 14th will be the 13 year anniversary. Maybe a date to watch for pertaining to upcoming nuptials
Requested a ticket for my city's mayor elect's inauguration 🤞 it's happening within walking distance, it would be so nice to go to a big event and not have to struggle with parking so hopefully I get a ticket in the mail!
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Requested a ticket for my city's mayor elect's inauguration 🤞 it's happening within walking distance, it would be so nice to go to a big event and not have to struggle with parking so hopefully I get a ticket in the mail!
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Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
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REPORT: Lookups of 'frankincense' and 'myrrh' are up 3200% from this time last month.
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
REPORT: Lookups of 'frankincense' and 'myrrh' are up 3200% from this time last month.
I'm scared to get my hopes up, but I think she's gonna do it. That rainbow bracelet in full view, no longer in black and white/shades of greige. In screaming color if you may.
Not getting myself too hopeful for the docuseries but I'm still down for a 2026 postgame analysis
Not getting myself too hopeful for the docuseries but I'm still down for a 2026 postgame analysis
December 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I'm scared to get my hopes up, but I think she's gonna do it. That rainbow bracelet in full view, no longer in black and white/shades of greige. In screaming color if you may.
Not getting myself too hopeful for the docuseries but I'm still down for a 2026 postgame analysis
Not getting myself too hopeful for the docuseries but I'm still down for a 2026 postgame analysis
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
"Huh why couldn't I fall asleep and why have I been up since 2?" The full moon. It's a full moon babe.
December 4, 2025 at 10:22 AM
"Huh why couldn't I fall asleep and why have I been up since 2?" The full moon. It's a full moon babe.
It's such low hanging engagement bait to razz Taylor Swift on social media. I know it works because she has a lot of fans who feel the need to go to war for her every time someone says they don't like her, but I'm just like "good, one less person to fight with for concert tickets"
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
It's such low hanging engagement bait to razz Taylor Swift on social media. I know it works because she has a lot of fans who feel the need to go to war for her every time someone says they don't like her, but I'm just like "good, one less person to fight with for concert tickets"
I had no idea Ethan Hawke did a Fox News interview
*RECORD SCRATCH*
Ethan Hawke: Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
Ethan Hawke: Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
December 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I had no idea Ethan Hawke did a Fox News interview
New upcoming music from the 1975! I wish they'd stop doing that
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
New upcoming music from the 1975! I wish they'd stop doing that
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what’s more virgin than a computer
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
what’s more virgin than a computer
Their new trick should be taxing the wealthy so public transit can be a free service
Subway and bus fare evasion cost New York City’s transit system nearly $1 billion last year. Will an arsenal of new tricks turn things around? trib.al/BzbS2FD
December 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Their new trick should be taxing the wealthy so public transit can be a free service
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Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song ‘Juno’ for a pro-ICE video:
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song ‘Juno’ for a pro-ICE video:
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”