The same universe that crafted koalas and quasars and crocus petals authored the mind reading these words.
Don't let intimate knowledge of your own life rob you of the dignity and wonder you are owed.

hate when people say pain is just the body sending a message bc this particular message reads "DON'T MIND ME, NOTHING IS WRONG. I'M DOING SOMETHING NORMAL. NO ONE ASKED ME TO DO IT, BUT I AM DOING IT JUST IN CASE."

Ahmad could use help from us. He's being displaced again. gofund.me/69f962fc

i do think this is a clarinet but my partner said it sounds like a saxophone (it would be really funny if you lived on the same road as me and we only just found out lmfao)

post you from a different era

one of the neighbours has started playing the clarinet (?) every so often and it's lovely to hear drifting across the neighbourhood

What if we just helped people and left behind ideas of whether or not they're "deserving" of assistance
What if we just helped them anyways

Neurodivergent folks should all be paid a stipend to do things we like to do, and the world would end up benefiting from it.

i am curing autism (preserving autism by use of salt)

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is this the fuckin onion

old man cat says hello

"im enjoying this game so very much, and i also very much enjoyed the other game of theirs that i played! they are two of my very favourite games ever! i will do a search on the internet to find out more about the humans that made these works of art that i love and care about so much!" why tf did i–

On the left is Puddin', aka PuddinG (with heavy emphasis on the G), Pudds, Pudding Pop

On the right is Monroe, aka Fluff Princess

Both get called Princess pretty often actually, as well as Babies, Kittens, Loudmouth, Squeaker/Squacker, Beast, Creature, and The Most Annoying Cat In The World

[Private Detective Voice] She looked me dead in the eye and bit her lip seductively. If I hadn't seen a contortionist before, I certainly had now.

oh thank goodness

"japanophobic/philic" is the most unsettling and fair phrase

Okay, rather than look at this too cynically, if the Kimmel situation pushes people further left, and further anti-corporate, then good. Well done. Welcome. Please now continue to look into just how evil these corporate entities are right now. Look at the BDS list and the reasons for inclusion.

Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.

...amway motivational speeches...

Nice morning at Clevedon sea wall. So many meadow pipits, lots of dunlin and ringed plover. Saw little stint and knot thanks to some lads with a scope (thank you!). Was so annoyed to see someone letting their dog chase the plovers :( #AvonBirds

spellbound wayfarer
kneedeep in marshes, chasing
subtle will o’wisp

You have reached my uncensored voicemail. Please leave a message after the fuck.

wait no