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@muppetfellow.swifties.social
Mary from Wisconsin who likes My Chemical Romance.
She/her; 25;
She/her; 25;
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a woman wearing a necklace that says ' 000 ' on it
ALT: a woman wearing a necklace that says ' 000 ' on it
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I’m Mary
And I’m
- A Swiftie
- A Muppet fan
- An SNL fan
- A Beatles Fan
- A lover of 2000’s emo music (FOB, MCR, Paramore, etc)
- A Bisexual
- Soooooooo much more
And I’m
- A Swiftie
- A Muppet fan
- An SNL fan
- A Beatles Fan
- A lover of 2000’s emo music (FOB, MCR, Paramore, etc)
- A Bisexual
- Soooooooo much more
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Twitter going down as the fascist parade gets going can’t be a coincidence
June 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Twitter going down as the fascist parade gets going can’t be a coincidence
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Man, I was out in L.A. today and there was a big crowd of people angry about the hockey team, they must really suck right now
June 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Man, I was out in L.A. today and there was a big crowd of people angry about the hockey team, they must really suck right now
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Okay, I'm going to repeat my Lorde/Weezer theory:
1st album: The big one with all the hits
2nd album: The beloved fan favorite that didn't sell very well
3rd album: The dippy happy one that split the fanbase
So if I have this right, the next video should have the Muppets in it
1st album: The big one with all the hits
2nd album: The beloved fan favorite that didn't sell very well
3rd album: The dippy happy one that split the fanbase
So if I have this right, the next video should have the Muppets in it
April 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Okay, I'm going to repeat my Lorde/Weezer theory:
1st album: The big one with all the hits
2nd album: The beloved fan favorite that didn't sell very well
3rd album: The dippy happy one that split the fanbase
So if I have this right, the next video should have the Muppets in it
1st album: The big one with all the hits
2nd album: The beloved fan favorite that didn't sell very well
3rd album: The dippy happy one that split the fanbase
So if I have this right, the next video should have the Muppets in it
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"HAHAHAHA, your face is getting eaten by leopards, that's what you get for voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party lol you fucking dumbasses, lmao"
--Me as my face gets eaten
--Me as my face gets eaten
March 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"HAHAHAHA, your face is getting eaten by leopards, that's what you get for voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party lol you fucking dumbasses, lmao"
--Me as my face gets eaten
--Me as my face gets eaten
Invisible Strjng mayhaps?
🚨|People reveals “an exclusive performance from that opening night concert in Arizona will premiere” during the iHeartRadio Music Awards on Monday, March 17th
March 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Invisible Strjng mayhaps?
Twitter being down on McLennon Monday is actually so homophobic
March 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Twitter being down on McLennon Monday is actually so homophobic
Happy Super (Hater) Bowl day!!!!
Let’s go Kendrick!!!
Let’s go Birds!!!!
Let’s go Taylor’s Boyfriend!!!!!!
(I don’t own anything Chiefs-related, so Beatles sweatshirt it is)
Let’s go Kendrick!!!
Let’s go Birds!!!!
Let’s go Taylor’s Boyfriend!!!!!!
(I don’t own anything Chiefs-related, so Beatles sweatshirt it is)
February 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Happy Super (Hater) Bowl day!!!!
Let’s go Kendrick!!!
Let’s go Birds!!!!
Let’s go Taylor’s Boyfriend!!!!!!
(I don’t own anything Chiefs-related, so Beatles sweatshirt it is)
Let’s go Kendrick!!!
Let’s go Birds!!!!
Let’s go Taylor’s Boyfriend!!!!!!
(I don’t own anything Chiefs-related, so Beatles sweatshirt it is)
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Struggling with all the awful things happening in the world? We are too. So as always, we're looking to the Muppets for ways to cope and to remind ourselves that we are not alone.
toughpigs.com/this-is-not-...
toughpigs.com/this-is-not-...
Everything Is Awful, But At Least We've Got Muppets - ToughPigs
When we need a little hope (or a little distraction), the Muppets deliver.
toughpigs.com
January 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Struggling with all the awful things happening in the world? We are too. So as always, we're looking to the Muppets for ways to cope and to remind ourselves that we are not alone.
toughpigs.com/this-is-not-...
toughpigs.com/this-is-not-...
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Genuinely can’t believe this has been up for 3 days and I’m just discovering it. The Taylor bunny with glitter freckles, the bears tour poster, Andy Reid bear with a burger 😭😭 how adorable
January 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Genuinely can’t believe this has been up for 3 days and I’m just discovering it. The Taylor bunny with glitter freckles, the bears tour poster, Andy Reid bear with a burger 😭😭 how adorable
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As best you can, ignore him.
January 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
As best you can, ignore him.
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I’ve waited 50 years to see War sing “Why Can’t We Be Friends” with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and today that dream came true 🥲
November 28, 2024 at 3:17 PM
I’ve waited 50 years to see War sing “Why Can’t We Be Friends” with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and today that dream came true 🥲
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Us neurodivergent girlies during the holiday season. 12 days of masking. 💀
November 27, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Us neurodivergent girlies during the holiday season. 12 days of masking. 💀
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Remembering Freddie Mercury, who left us 33 years ago today ❤️
November 25, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Remembering Freddie Mercury, who left us 33 years ago today ❤️
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I gave everyone at Friendsgiving a numbered Sesame-themed decorative train car. They tried to pose for a nice photo with their cars and predictably fell to pieces laughing. It’s much better this way.
November 25, 2024 at 4:04 AM
I gave everyone at Friendsgiving a numbered Sesame-themed decorative train car. They tried to pose for a nice photo with their cars and predictably fell to pieces laughing. It’s much better this way.
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It has snowed in Chicago and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Time to remind everyone that we light our train tracks on fire to prevent the switches from freezing.
November 21, 2024 at 10:54 AM
It has snowed in Chicago and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Time to remind everyone that we light our train tracks on fire to prevent the switches from freezing.
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just a friendly reminder that one of my favorite secular holidays is coming up next week, so (if you haven’t already) it’s time to start figuring out your menu and shopping list for henry kissinger death day
November 21, 2024 at 4:46 AM
just a friendly reminder that one of my favorite secular holidays is coming up next week, so (if you haven’t already) it’s time to start figuring out your menu and shopping list for henry kissinger death day
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We love links because we love the open web
It is so incredibly nice to have a social platform that values links again - a breath of fresh air in the poisoned ecosystem of the creator economy
November 19, 2024 at 5:00 AM
We love links because we love the open web
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DJ Snake claims that Taylor Swift will be featured on Kendrick Lamar’s new album.
November 19, 2024 at 10:37 PM
DJ Snake claims that Taylor Swift will be featured on Kendrick Lamar’s new album.
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"Bluesky is an echo chamber"
That's just folks being NICE to each other
That's just folks being NICE to each other
November 18, 2024 at 11:37 PM
"Bluesky is an echo chamber"
That's just folks being NICE to each other
That's just folks being NICE to each other
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do you know the rpf polls they are voting mclennon vs jedus right this instant and people are killing each other in the notes
November 19, 2024 at 3:23 AM
do you know the rpf polls they are voting mclennon vs jedus right this instant and people are killing each other in the notes
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Domingo and Sabrina Carpenter in new photo.
November 18, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Domingo and Sabrina Carpenter in new photo.
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